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Anais Zanotti Hits The Beach!

Here’s one of my favorite professional sunbathers Anais Zanotti hard at work looking smoking hot at the beach while the rest of us suckers are stuck behind a desk somewhere. Clearly I went into the wrong business. I mean, sure, blogging and not having to wear pants is great and all, but it’s still my dream job to become Anais’ personal suntan lotion applier someday. Not only would it be more rewarding work, but I’m pretty sure there’s also way more job security. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Meet Super Hottie Milou Sluis

I know that my readers are pretty smart (don’t laugh, that’s not the punchline), because while the rest of the country is busy lighting off fireworks or lighting up the grill, instead you guys are doing your Fourth of July right. And by that I mean spending it inside on the computer drooling over pictures of a foreign hottie in lingerie like Dutch model Milou Sluis here. Because if that’s not what our nation’s forefathers intended, I don’t know what is. Enjoy! » view all 31 photos

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Jessica Szohr Bikini Pictures

In case you needed any further proof that life isn’t fair, here you go: while the rest of us suckers are busy working today, some rich SOB got to relax in a pool and put his dirty mitts all over a moderately famous hottie in a bikini. Anyway, according to my sources, this lucky dude that Jessica Szohr is with here is some Italian businessman, and I just wish I’d known Jessica was attracted to dudes with money earlier. Because I recently came into a fat stack of Subway coupons and dinner could’ve been on me. Oh well, her loss. So, any takers, ladies? » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hilary Duff Is Into The Heavy Metal

I’m sure Iron Maiden is happy to know that Hilary Duff is a fan of their t-shirts because I’m pretty sure she doesn’t know who they are or one song they’ve released. I bet my website on it. That is a challenge and one I’d probably lose. Damn Google search! Anyway, I love this MILF and she can wear whatever she wants. I just prefer she’d wear me. Bloggers are pretty hot accessories you know.

Catalina Otalvaro Will Blow Your Mind

While the rest of those suckers are out there spending their Memorial Day with their families (ugh) or enjoying the great outdoors (who needs it?), congratulations for choosing to do something much more rewarding with your day off: drooling over pictures of a super-hot lingerie model on the Internet. So enjoy these shots of Colombian hottie Catalina Otalvaro . You’ve earned it. » view all 16 photos

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Meet Super Hottie Sahara Santos

One of my favorite things about this gig (besides the fact that I get to work from bed while the rest of you suckers are stuck in offices somewhere) is getting to discover brand-new hotties to cyber-creep on fall in love with. And here’s my latest crush: Brazilian model Sahara Santos . I don’t know anything about her yet, but just give me a couple hours with her Instagram and I’ll know all there is to know: that she’s pants-meltingly hot. Feel free to join me. Photos: Fameflynet

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Finally, Olivia Wilde Knows How To Dress!

Looks like Olivia Wilde took my advice when I said she could use a little help with her wardrobe, but I never expected her to take it this far. Because here she is at the Rush premiere showing the proper way for a celebrity hottie to wear a pantsuit: with nothing on underneath. So forget everything I said about Olivia before, because all you ladies out there should be taking wardrobe lessons from her now. That said, I still think she could use a little professional help though. And by that I mean help removing her jacket. Luckily, I know just the guy: me. » view all 32 photos Related Articles: Olivia Wilde Flaunts Her Butt And More Olivia Wilde Shows Off Some Chest Bone Olivia Munn Almost Takes Down A Wiener Whole Olivia Munn’s See Through Moment Needs Work Photos: WENN.com

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Sofia Vergara Does The Hamptons For Labor Day

Here’s Sofia Vergara at the 38th annual Hampton Classic Horse Show, which I guess is what rich people do for Labor Day Weekend while the rest of us are out drinking on the front lawn in our underwear — or is that just me? Anyway, I apologize for the dude, but there was no way to crop out the loser on Sofia’s arm in these shots. I don’t blame him though. If I ever got to put my filthy mitts on Sofia, I’d make sure there was as much evidence as possible. In fact, I’d hire a photographer to follow us around everywhere. Especially in the bedroom. » view all 16 photos Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: WENN.com

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Lady Gaga in a See Through Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga is ridiculous. I mean, I know she’s ugly, has an average at best body, and I am totally down with her getting naked as often as possible in her quest to be obscure and stand out from the crowd, but the whole thing seems desperate, even more desperate than her first album, because I guess she doesn’t want to feel like she’s peaked and like it’s all down hill for her, so she’s pulling out the big guns…but everyone knows her act, and the loyal fans will all still be their loving her like a bunch of queers they are, because she means so much to them on an emotional level…while the rest of know she’s crying to get noticed and we’ll notice cuz we like tits, but looking at pics of tits is way different than buying records and making her win awards. She’s done, expired. Over..and this fall into darkness is fun to watch. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Slut Monkey Gang: 10 Things We Learned From The Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Reunion, Part 1

Last night, part one of the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta reunion aired and it was full of the juvenile behavior you probably tuned in for. Joseline Hernandez didn’t let us down with the one liners while the rest of the cast made sure to chime in with their own ratchetness. Continue Continue reading