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Breaking News: Khloe Kardashian Has Lost Weight!

Khloe Kardashian is a celebrity weight loss champion. Sister Kim Kardashian may be the one with the famous figure, but Khloe is really koming into her own with a svelte new shape, having dropped 20 pounds

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Breaking News: Khloe Kardashian Has Lost Weight!

Isabel Lucas in the Water of the day

I refuse to go see Transformers partially because I don’t give a fuck about those kinds of movies and haven’t seen the first one, but also because I don’t like the public humiliation of sitting in that theater amongst a whole lot of loser virgin dudes, because I like being around vagina. That’s why I’m into going to those Highschool Musical, Bring It On, Miley Cyrus jams, because that’s where you get looked at like a sex offender by all the 14 year olds and their parents, and if you’re lucky, they don’t notice you jerkin off. That said, this Isabel Lucas whore blew me the fuck away, she looks good, and is a solid strategy to seduce the loser virgins into buying the DVD and hitting the theaters again, over and over, until they realize that no matter how many times they see the shit, bitch isn’t gonna jump out of the screen and go home with them

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Isabel Lucas in the Water of the day

The Dude from Everyone Loves Raymond and Some Chick in a Bikini of the Day

Here is further evidence that girls are gold diggers, because I have seen that Everyone Loves Raymond show and shit made me want to kill myself, and not in a good way, like I want to do the world a favor and end my existance, but in a horribly savage way that involves heavy pain, and slow death, because the world is a horrible fucking place that produces this kind of garbage, but for some reason he’s managed to get Pussy….and I bet it has a whole lot to do with his bank account and not so much his work on that show….and if I find out that women would watch him in action and touch themselves…I may take myself up on that whole painful suicide plan, but for now it’s up in the fuckin’ air…

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The Dude from Everyone Loves Raymond and Some Chick in a Bikini of the Day