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Kris Jenner Sounds BONKERS on Camera: Watch!

There's so much to process in this clip. We're talking about a show where only one or two things happen each season, basically. But this preview takes you on a journey. And makes you cringe. There are monkey noises . We've already shown you Kendall Jenner freaking out over Caitlyn's memoir. Would it really be a Keeping Up With The Kardashians clip if it didn't have some awkwardness, some affectionate racism, and at least one of them acting absolutely nuts? Let's go through it, because there's a lot to unpack. Okay, so Keeping Up With The Kardashians  shows Kris hanging out with Corey Gamble , Kim, and Khloe Kardashian , while on vacation in Jamaica. On its own, that's a pretty run-of-the-mill rich people thing to do. You don't have to be rich to go on vacation, to Jamaica or otherwise, but wealth is a requirement if you want to vacation like this family does. Though … if you already live in a desert climate like California, it's sort of odd that you'd go to yet another hot place to vacation, but whatever. If the Kardashians made sense, no one would watch them anyway, right? So even this short clip serves as a reminder that their taste in humor is . . . questionable at best. So it's not one of the “mon” jokes, but Kim's “Jamaica No Problem” shirt has us smacking our damn heads. Fun fact: it's generally considered tasteless and even rude to parody the way that people speak, especially when you're talking about a disenfranchised minority or culture. Naturally, Khloe makes it worse by suggesting that she could wear a shirt that says “Jamaican Me Crazy.” Get it? Because we all get it. Even if it weren't problematic, it would just be a bad joke. It's a bad joke, Khloe. We don't expect for either of them to find out why their behavior makes others uncomfortable. They live in a bubble. Kim then diverts attention to her favorite topic — Kim — by not-so-subtly kicking her leg into the air. You'll notice a teeny-tiny pink bug bite on her leg. Don't get us wrong, bug bites are no fun, but most people treat them with a topical antihistamine if at all. Apparently the Kardashians use, um, alternative medicine: water from a lagoon. We'll stick with actual medicines. No offense. Kim then demands to know if Kris Jenner is acting as some sort of snake oil salesman and, instead of giving her mineral water to use, is giving her something way, way grosser and less sanitary. She straight-up asks Kris if the water that she's been giving her is her toilet water, as if that's something that anyone but an absolute monster would give to their child. Yes, there are stories of people using … ugh … urine to treat wounds, especially on the beach, but it's usually not a good idea and in some cases can lead to infections. Turns out that modern medicine usually knows better than old wives tales. Who knew? Last but not least: the monkey nonsense. You have to wonder a couple of things — the first being if this show has just desperate for storyline. Countless hours are always left on the editing room floor — though not literally, since everything's digital — but somehow this nonsense made it in? But the other thing that you have to wonder if what the hell Kris Jenner herself was thinking? Like, this would be fine if she were entertaining her grandchildren. She isn't, though. She's around a bunch of grown-ass adults and she knows that she's on camera. Has she just given up? You'll have to watch it for yourself to decide that.

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This Movie Actually Asks: What If Snow White Was Fat?

Red Shoes & The 7 Dwarfs is an animated movie set for a release date some time this year that will star Chloë Grace Moretz, Gina Gershon and Jim Rash. That's an impressive cast. We'd be interested in checking the film out… … if its plot weren't so wildly ridiculous and insulting. This is the official IMDB synopsis for the movie: Princes who have turned into Dwarfs seek the red shoes of a lady in order to break the curse, although it won't be easy. A parody with a twist. Sounds simple enough, right? Maybe even a tad intriguing? But watch the trailer below and you'll quickly see that the “curse” mentioned above is that Snow White isn't actually thin and beautiful. She's overweight and ugly. With the movie having debuted at the Cannes Film Festival last week, journalists got a look at the poster, whose tagline will apparently be: What if Snow White was no longer beautiful and the 7 Dwarfs not so short? For understandable reasons, plus-size model Tess Holliday and many others are aghast that this is an actual premise behind an actual movie. “How did this get approved by an entire marketing team? Why is it okay to tell young kids being fat = ugly?” Holliday asked on Twitter. It's a pretty good question, isn't it? [ UPDATE : Moretz has issued the following statement: I have now fully reviewed the mkting for Red Shoes, I am just as appalled and angry as everyone else, this wasn’t approved by me or my team. Pls know I have let the producers of the film know. I lent my voice to a beautiful script that I hope you will all see in its entirety. The actual story is powerful for young women and resonated with me. I am sorry for the offense that was beyond my creative control. ] Check out the Red Shoes & The 7 Dwarfs trailer below and you'll be jumping on to social media to pose the same inquiry. 

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Orange is the New Black Trailer: New Blood, New Rules

Are you ready for a return to prison? The furlough is almost over on Netflix. Orange is the New Black will return for its fourth season on June 17, with all 13 episodes of the comedy dropping at once. Netflix style. In the first extended trailer for all the action and humor and drama to come, we see Piper saying how she's more afraid than she's ever been before. This likely has something to do with the fact that Litchfield is now a for-profit business, which means over 100 new inmates will be coming on board. As for Taystee? She appears to be Caputo's new secretary, though she's having some trouble on the job. The preview also gives us a look at the new, violent guards… along with Blair Brown as Judy King. She will be a full-time cast member in the role of a Martha Stewart-type of character who is stuck behind bars. Lolly will apparently have some business at the shed, while Alex will have a big secret she needs to tell Red. Why is Gloria hanging around a guard? Why is Suszanne in the infirmary? Is Sophia still in SHU? We have so many questions. And we can't wait to get the answers when  Orange is the New Black Season 4 returns on Friday, June 17.

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Justin Bieber Adds Tour Dates, Shows Love for Nelson Mandela

Justin Bieber may be facing prosecution for an alleged battery incident in February, and the European leg of “Believe” may have hit a few speed bumps, but the singer is still looking ahead to the future. And that future will apparently include even more tour dates! The 19-year-old superstar Tweeted Thursday that his team has “confirmed more tour dates around the world,” adding: “#BELIEVEtour is coming. Get ready.” Bieber also said he enjoyed an “amazing” show in South Africa last night, concluding with support for the first black president of that nation: “Nelson Mandela is the MAN! #BELIEVE”” Unlike his take on Anne Frank , however, Justin didn’t go as far as to state that Mandela was a fan of his . But, come on, who isn’t it?!?

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Audrina Patridge: Kristin Welcome to Sloppy Seconds

Audrina Patridge could’t believe Kristin Cavallari dated her ex, Justin-Bobby Brescia, on The Hills, only to move on to another of her former flings. But she’s not outraged about Kristin dating Tal Cooperman . Just a bit mystified at the pathetic depths her newfound rival will apparently stoop to.

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