This turtle masturbating reminds me a lot of myself, at least last night, when trying to masturbate for 4-6 hours, until I pretty much rubbed my penis off, only no one was into videotaping me while I did it, because I guess I am not a star, and crying while humiliated is not as fun as it sounds to watch… The hick conversation, talking about cum like the dude who says “When I was 10 I could do that 3-4 times” while a woman says “That’s impressive”… I mean shit this is jokes…
If you’re as attached to your laptop, iPhone, Blackberry, or Twitter account as I am, chances are you’ve already seen the footage of the “alien” corpse found in Siberia recently. The footage was posted on YouTube only a few days ago, but has already amassed over 3.5 million hits. In the clip, a tiny “alien” corpse, (much like the stereotypical image of aliens promoted after the Roswell incident) lies in the snow, with translucent flesh, hollowed out eye sockets and a mangled body, for it appears to have suffered horrific injuries- namely the loss of one limb. Fox News report that the lifeless body was (supposedly) discovered lying in snow in the Irkutsk region of southern Siberia following reports of a UFO crash in the area last month. According to Fox; “shocked villagers had told of seeing a pink and blue glowing object hurtling towards the town before the alien was found. The bizarre reports were taken so seriously, they were investigated by the country’s Emergencies Ministry staff. The mystery deepened when investigators said no aircraft were reported in the area. And search and rescue teams found no evidence of an aircraft crash.” This one has got skeptics and believers scratching their heads for an explanation, and while it will more than likely be proven an a very elaborate hoax, (in face I have a $10 bet on it being a hoax) it has got everyone thinking: are there other life-forms out there? Watch the clip and make up your own mind…. I have no clue what I believe about aliens, but what about you? Do you believe in extra-terrestrials and life on other planets? Top 9 Music Videos Of The 1990s Tracy Morgan On Michelle Obama: “I’d Like To Climb Her” [VIDEO] Is Rihanna Teaming Up With Beyonce For Duet?
Rihanna covered the Australian magazine Cleo , where she talked dinner with Jay-Z, cellulite and something even funnier: hating Russell Brand when they first met! “I first met him when he was interviewing me on TV. I was sick and it was the worst interview I’ve ever done. I was throwing up in a bucket and a doctor gave me a shot in my butt. Nothing was funny to me. I thought it was the most stupid f***ing interview I ever did in my f***ing life.Why am I talking to this idiot? He made me want to throw up again.” We did another interview on MTV and I realized he was funny. I was probably a complete b*tch, but only months afterwards did I get it.” Woman Says Dispute Over Nicki Minaj Upskirt Video Got Her Fired Rihanna Wears Sexy White Dress On Australian Magazine Cleo
Lil Wayne’s upcoming The Carter IV album is one of the most hyped up albums of the year, and in an upcoming issue of Rolling Stone, Weezy brings they hype levels up even more. Weezy previewed a song called “Wayne’s World” for the magazine that the Young Money leader believes will change the game. “There’s a lot of rapping on this,” said Weezy. “I want other rappers to hear it and say, ‘I quit. I better start making club songs.’” Rolling Stone describes “Wayne’s World” as “three machine-gunning minutes of adenoidal wordplay topped with a triumphant hook.” Uhhh… okay. The Carter IV is due out on May 16th. Spotted @ Rap-Up.com RELATED: Lil Wayne & Rick Ross “If I Die Today” [NEW MUSIC] RELATED: Lil Wayne Sued For $20 Million By “The Carter III” Producer RELATED: Woman Says She Was Raped During Lil’ Wayne Recording Session RELATED: Lil Wayne Reveals “The Carter IV” Release Date RELATED: Girls Who Denounced Lil Wayne: “We Were Mad” RELATED: 10-Year-Old Girls Calls Out Lil Wayne In “Open Letter” [VIDEO] RELATED: VIDEO: What Set Is Lil Wayne Claiming? RELATED: Dear Lil Wayne, Stop Promoting The Bloods