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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Denver Broncos vs. Pittsburgh Steelers

The NFL playoffs get underway this weekend, with four Divisional Round matchups across the AFC and the NFC. Which Wild Card teams might pull an upset? Forget listening to Vegas or ESPN experts. Over the next few days, THG will breakdown each game, giving readers the inside scoop on what’s what really important, along with which team has the edge in each showdown… 1. STARTING QUARTERBACK … Steelers: Accused rapist Ben Roethlisberger Broncos: Self-proclaimed virgin and man of God, Tim Tebow Edge: Broncos 2. FAMOUS FANS … Steelers: January Jones, Seth Meyers, Jake Gyllenhaal, Bishop Thomas Tobin of the Diocese of Providence, Bret Michaels, Verne Troyer Broncos: Scott Porter, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Jesus Christ ( rumored ), Patrick Warburton (Puddy from Seinfeld) Edge: Steelers 3. CELEBRITY OWNERSHIP CONNECTION … Steelers: Rooney Mara, great-granddaughter of founder Art Rooney, Sr. Broncos: Homer Simpson, one-time owner Edge: Tie 4. LOCAL DELICACY … Steelers: Pierogies Broncos: Omelettes Edge: Broncos 5. TEAM RUSHING YARDS PER GAME … Steelers: 118.9 (14th in NFL) Broncos: 164.5 (1st in NFL) Edge: Broncos 6. WELL-KNOWN EX-PLAYERS … Steelers: Najeh Davenport, arrested in 2002 for defecating in an ex-girlfriend’s laundry basket; Terry Bradshaw, irritating Fox analyst Broncos: John Elway, two-time Super Bowl champion; Tom Jackson, informative ESPN analyst Edge: Broncos 7. TOTAL DEFENSE (Yards Per Game) … Steelers: 271.8 (1st in NFL) Broncos: 357.8 (20th in NFL) Edge: Steelers 8. IMPORTANT INJURY … Steelers: Rashard Mendenhall, torn ACL Broncos: The wheels on the Tebow bandwagon Edge: Tie 9. BEST WIDE RECEIVER … Steelers: Mike Wallace Broncos: Eric Decker Edge: Steelers 10. NUMBER OF EX-KARDASHIAN BOYFRIENDS ON ROSTER … Steelers: Zero Broncos: Zero Edge: Tie THE VERDICT : As close as it gets, but the Broncos take it by a final count of 4-3-3. The Steelers may be a 9-point favorite, but we wouldn’t bet against these Tale of the Tape results if we were you. Or Jesus. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE MATCHUP?

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Denver Broncos vs. Pittsburgh Steelers

With Jesus Not on the Ballot, Duggar Family Endorses Rick Santorum For President

GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has received a celebrity endorsement on the day of the Iowa caucuses. Or 19 of them, to be precise: The Duggar Family! The TLC reality family joined the ultraconservative candidate in Iowa on the campaign trail, where he’s battling Ron Paul and Mitt Romney with mere hours to go. Confession time, though: Santorum is not their first choice. “You may not agree with everything [Santorum] has done,” Jim Bob Duggar said. “But you’re not going to find the perfect candidate unless it’s Jesus Christ running.” Santorum, to the family patriarch, is the next best thing. “He’s somebody that doesn’t take a poll to know where he stands. I’m asking families, Christians all over America, to get behind Rick Santorum for president.” Duggar made his comments in Iowa, where he arrived after packing up a dozen of his kids in a big tour bus, freshly repainted to include Santorum’s name. His wife, Michelle, recovering from the miscarriage of their 20th child , remained home in Arkansas, though is still doing her part, making calls for Santorum’s bid. Jim said he particularly admires Santorum’s stances on abortion and other social issues. “He has a proven track record,” Duggar said in an interview . “He’s a proven Christian Conservative. He has always done what’s right.” “He is somebody that goes and really just votes from his heart and votes on conviction, votes on things based on the Constitution of the United States and the Bible.” “That’s the kind of man we want to support.” So much for separation of church and state.

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With Jesus Not on the Ballot, Duggar Family Endorses Rick Santorum For President

Mischa Barton Flaunts Fuller Bikini Body

Not having a steady job in years appears to be agreeing with Mischa Barton. The actress strolled around Miami Beach in a retro bikini this week, and while we find the high-waisted shorts to be uglier than her character on The OC , we must say: we’re impressed by Barton’s body. It’s far less skeletal than it used to be: According to The New York Post , Barton has been telling friends her figure is due to “eating really healthy, keeping a mostly vegan diet and running.” And therein apparently lies the key: eating. Perhaps Shenae Grimes should take notes on that. Surf around our collection of bikini photos now and then weigh in on Barton’s swimsuit: Do you like it?

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