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Kate Upton’s Hottie Clean Up

Apparently busty supermodel Kate Upton was in New York the other day for something called Zoo York Mentoring Clean Up . Isn’t she like nineteen years old? Who’s she mentoring? Anyhow, it’s for a good cause and she’s doing her part, but I’m not sure why she’s wearing way too much clothing. It’s a beautiful sunny day in the city, where’s the bikini? I bet there’d be a whole lot more people helping with the cleanup. Next time.

Jenna Talackova Transgender Miss Universe Contestant

With all this business about the transgendered Miss Universe Canada contestant in the news lately , I thought I’d check the woman person out. Here’s Jenna Talackova and her ambulance chasing lawyer in New York the other day. I don’t know, she still looks like a dude to me. I bet she’s got a really big clit. Ha!

Whitney Port Pretends To Be Sad

Here’s reality TV starlet Whitney Port pretending really hard to be sad that her nobody friend is leaving while filming scenes for The City in New York the other day. Poor princess. I’m not buying it. She should stick to walking around in really short skirts that show off her nice long legs so that I’ll at least be able to write some crappy joke about a boner. Why fix what ain’t broke.

Blake Lively’s Breasts Are Spectacular

Here’s my future ex-wife Blake Lively at ‘The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee’ premiere in New York the other night showing off more than just her pretty face. I love this woman, she’s a national treasure.

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Blake Lively’s Breasts Are Spectacular