Amanda Bynes is pretty fucking perfect. She’s got these long legs, these great fucking tits, she isn’t fat, she probably still has some money left over, and she’s entertaining as fuck as her empire collapses around her, thanks to being a child star, robbed of her childhood, prostituted to execs, then forgotten the day she turned 18. I love her fucking look, even when she’s hiding her face from the paparazzi, because she’s actually trying to get noticed, while they just ignore her while she walks the streets, so she’s gotta pull off stupid stunts like a reality star and I love it. She also posted these words of wisdom that I totally agree with – at least when it comes to women It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you Something that I’ve been saying to chicks, especially fat chicks for years. I mean the only thing that would make this girl better is if these were pics of her bouncing on my dick. But even without that – she’s good. I want to marry her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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‘You take away the swear words … and you read what they’re actually trying to say,’ he tells MTV News of nasty comments. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Jim Cantiello Casey Abrams Photo: MTV News You might be surprised to learn that, when he wasn’t slapping the bass or battling colitis , recently departed “American Idol” hopeful Casey Abrams enjoyed nothing more than kicking back, stroking his beard, and diving headfirst into the sea of comments fans of the show had written about him. And, unlike pretty much everyone else in “Idol” history, he preferred them to be as nasty as possible. “What you have to do is kinda, you have to translate it. If they’re saying negative things about you, you take away the swear words and like ‘I hate you’ and you read what they’re actually trying to say,” he told MTV News. “And, if [they wrote] ‘Casey sucked this performance, he sounded like a dog,’ I take it as ‘Casey, stop growling so much.’ And if I see more than, like, 10 comments like that, I’m going to take it as a sign, and I’m going to try to ease up on the growling.” So Abrams used fan comments much in the same way he did the input of the “Idol” judges: He weighed their value against his instincts and acted accordingly (he certainly didn’t stop growling). Like he told us previously, it’s all “jelly beans in a jar.” And though he read plenty of nasty things about himself, he let them all roll off his back — except for one thing. Seems you can call Abrams whatever you want, just don’t equate his performances to jazz. “The jazz thing [bothered me],” he said. “I didn’t see a lot of negative comments, but I saw that, like, it fell flat, and I’m OK with that. When I first listened to jazz, I didn’t like it at all, I hated it, and then I had to play it to really get what it meant, so every single negative comment, I get where they’re coming from, so it’s all good.” Don’t miss “Idol Party Live” every Thursday at noon on MTV.com for analysis, celebrity guests and even some karaoke — get in the conversation by tweeting with the hashtag #idolparty! In the meantime, get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Videos ‘Idol Party Live’ With Casey Abrams, Kris Allen Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season 10 Performances
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Here’s Denise Richards showing off her coked up escort body, 10 years later…. All moms have this body, don’t they? At least all the moms I know do, but that’s just because all the moms I know are strippers. I generally only interact with that kind of quality woman….and ignore the kind of bitch you’d find in a Wal Mart parking lot, taking the kids out of the van, struggling by actually trying to raise the brats….they just don’t exist to me. I know that fake titty hookers who only are where they are because of their bodies in the first place are forced to maintain the best they can…which isn’t hard when all it takes is a powder diet, trainers and everything else you can afford cuz your monthly child support and divorce payout is outrageous and more money than most people get in a year…not that it matters… Her greased mom body doesn’t fool me, cuz shit doesn’t mean her pussy is clean, small, tight or pleasant, but it is worth staring at, even if it’s been modified by modern science, cuz what difference does it really make to any of us…. FOLLOW ME To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link
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Rachel Uchitel became infamous in 2009-2010 because, well, the woman is a professional mistress. But she’s focused on a new career path now. One which still involves sneaking around, interestingly. In an ironic twist, the woman whose clandestine relationships with David Boreanaz and Tiger Woods gained national attention wants to be a P.I. We can’t believe it either, Tiges . “I decided to go back to school and get my private investigation license! I’ve learned to shoot a weapon. I had to Taser someone,” Uchitel told Fox 411 . “I even had to get pepper sprayed, so I know what the effects are.” Somewhere, Elin Nordegren wishes she could’ve done the honors. “I’ve already gone under cover,” says the aspiring investigator. “In court, we actually do real stuff for the investigator who’s teaching the class.” Rachel Uchitel was generally pretty good at hiding her romantic affairs with Woods and Boreanaz … at least until they both blew up in her face. In any case, she’s serious about making this her life now. “I’m going to work under my professor, Dale Gustafson, who runs DGA Detectives,” she said. “I will take the test and be able to open up my own business under Dale’s license with him as a mentor until I get the hours to get my own license.” “Having my own detective agency would be something I’d love to do. I’m actually trying to convince some of my friends to invest. I’m going to search for a missing girl. I’ve been obsessed with finding missing people for so long.” Hey, it beats breaking up marriages … Insert obligatory Bones pun here . “It’s hard to find somebody who can be accepting of all the stuff that they’ve read and choose to be with me for who I really am,” Uchitel admits. “Obviously, there are a lot of guys that are kind of around, but… it’s more my fault than anyone else’s. I guess I’m just kind of scared of dating.” Plus, only dating married, wealthy guys really limits the pool.
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‘I don’t know if they let you use Auto-Tune, but if they do, I’m a shoo-in,’ he tells MTV News. By Jayson Rodriguez T-Pain Photo: MTV News T-Pain is diligently at work on his next album, but it seems like the Tampa, Florida, native is already thinking about the marketing plan for the project. ” Revolver is coming,” he told MTV News on Saturday, backstage at Chris Brown’s “Virginia Stand Up!” benefit concert . “We’re just trying to see. … It’s hard to sell records unless you’re Susan Boyle, I guess. Nobody is selling records. “I should compete on ‘American Idol’ the way they’re selling records when they come off of there,” T-Pain laughed. “I need to be a part of that competition. I don’t know if they let you use Auto-Tune, but if they do, I’m a shoo-in. I’m two shoes in! I’m a pair of shoes in.” The computer-aided crooner hasn’t released a project since he was embroiled in a pseudo-feud with Jay-Z after the rapper released his single “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune).” Pain initially announced his follow-up to 2008’s Thr33 Ringz would be Revolver, although he flirted with the title UBER. But that project, which he said was going to be released last year, appears to have been shelved. Recently, T-Pain announced that plans for a joint album with Lil Wayne are now on hold following the rapper’s incarceration. He told MTV News in March that it didn’t make sense to rush the project while Wayne was preparing to begin his prison sentence. “The T-Wayne album, we’re actually gonna wait until he gets out,” Pain said at the time. “He has so much going on. He has Rebirth out right now. I don’t wanna interrupt that. We just gonna wait until he gets out to really get in on that. We recorded a bunch of songs. But, right now, it’s time for him and his personal sh–. We definitely got an album’s worth of material, but it’s only an album’s worth. It’s nothing to pick from. We just got an album. We can put out whatever we feel like and say, ‘Hey, this is T-Wayne’s album,’ or we can actually try to make it good. Like we’re actually trying to make an album and say, ‘This is the good T-Wayne album.’ Rather than just record 12 songs and say, ‘Here you go, mutha—-as! I know you want it. You gonna buy it anyway, just ’cause you think it’s good.’ ” Are you excited to hear T-Pain’s next album? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists T-Pain
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