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Rhian Sugen’s Titties on the Beach of the Day

Rhian Sugden is a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they’ve named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy… Glamour….more aspirational…thank trashy… That said, pretty great to have tits in the third page of your newspaper everyday…I mean brilliant marketing….even if the women who were getting naked in the 90s are terrifying…like strippers and bottle service girls who made it. But they do remind of a time when hot regular chicks weren’t getting naked and these monster tits were all we had access to that. So let’s collectively celebrate the evolution of man and by man I mean the willingness for regular chicks to get naked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rhian Sugen’s Titties on the Beach of the Day

Britney Spears Without Autotune of the Day

There is nothing like a little unedited Britney Spears vocal track over her song “Alien”…that she went into record, because she’s not Milli Vanilli people, she does her own vocal track, just not very well.. I can’t imagine the world being shocked that she can’t sing, I mean she hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise in her 150 million records sold….all she’s ever proved is that the music industry is a scam, that anyone can be altered to sound good, and that it’s all marketing the puppet they use to deliver it… I mean, I Britney isn’t even her own person, she is corporately owned – money making machine…I just find the whole thing sad, because you know she didn’t say “I can sing”…but rather her stage mom beat her into singing because look what she became…a soulless shell of a human… But her bank account is as fat as her belly due to emotional eating… TO SEE HER OUT IN PUBLIC CLICK HERE

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Beyonce in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Beyonce is pretty proud of herself for losing weight…in efforts to stay competitive with Rihanna…you know all girls, even at that level of celebrity are all about winning…the only reason they are even famous is their competitive drive and ego that tells them they are better than everyone…so when they start feeling a little plus sized in comparison to the other girl in their husband’s life, the girl who makes him huge money, starvation and fitness to have one more go at being a sex symbol is the only option…and when you meet your goals…you exploit that shit and put that ass in everything you do…you post the bikini pics and you make people talk…because this window is only open for a minute…maximize your time…

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Ariana Grande Butt Shot of the Day

Ariana Grande is some tween dream who plays the wholesome card amongst all the vile, trashy, exhibitionist, pervert, porned up bitches who are trying to make a name for themselves…but she likes to remind us that that is all marketing and that she is just like all the other girls in the industry, otherwise no one would be paying attention to her…but she’s more into targeting the Christian crowd because they are more loyal a fan base and more forgiving when you slip up down the road and let your true hooker qualities that got you here in the first place shine…you know like LeAnn Rimes…but more mexican…. Here is a pic she posted of her booty…a little titilating tease…

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Rihanna’s Vagina Science Experiment of the Day

Rihanna’s rocking out, slutting hard, in concert wearing some really tight, shorts that likely don’t breate, and probably breed infections, bacteria, and new strains of diseases, all things you’d expect Rihanna’s vagina to have, thanks to years of whoring herself to get to this point of world dominance in the entertainment world…cuz I know that with her level of talent…there’s no reason she’s doing anything but working as a back-up dancer in a Barbados resort weekly entertainment…and I know that to get from Barbados to this…takes a whole lot of slut muscle hustle…. Her thickness could be hot to some, not really that great to me, cuz I think she’s played out, irritating, a snake who makes her man hit her only to get him locked up, but when you dress and move like this, I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert. To See Some Pictures of Rihanna Fingering Herself on Stage cuz I Don’t Have the Rights to Them… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Josie Stevens at Some Vegas Trash Awards of the Day

This bitch is representative of everything that is wrong with America…. The leopard print hair extensions was a great touch to this clown faced plastic twat who do this to themselves cuz they go over the top in what they think idiots may find hot….cuz they have no fucking clue what people actually find hot….this is like if Pam Anderson and Anna Nicole and Shauna Sand and every trashy stripper, hooker who thinks this is hot but can only afford shitty doctors had a baby then put on steroids…. Vegas is trash….so Josie fits right in and I can’t get over the fact she exists…I didn’t think people like this actually existed…it is like she came out of my imagination as the embodiment of something I use to define people like this…If you know what I mean…

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Josie Stevens at Some Vegas Trash Awards of the Day

Pippa Middleton’s Vagina in the Wind of the Day

I guess this is a tribute to her sister’s late mother in law…you know that recycled Elton John song he re-worked for her, cuz he figured she didn’t deserve the energy or time spent on writing a new song, I mean since she was just a lowly ex Princess with an Arab lover who was likely killed off by some secret society and not the paparazzi, because she couldn’t be associated with the most powerful family…. So she’s doing her “Vagina in the Wind” rendition of the song, through interpretive performing artist dance, or some shit that is classy no matter how you look at it, even if she’s from a line of middle class gold diggers….she’s all fancy now…and this vagina in the wind is like diamond engrusted and gold…She’s amazing….even if her leg has shit stains on it….I’d love to watch her crown…like she was her sister…cuz she’s the accessible one with all the feelings of inadequacies and daddy issues I want on my face….

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Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s World War Z Sexual Assistant of the Day

The word on the internet is that Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s personal assitant who he may or may not be fucking cuz actors may or may not fuck whoever they want as their relationships are actual fronts for their self absorded asshole behavior…. I pulled up her MYSPACE and grabbed this pic, but assume that since it is myspace, these pics are from 4 years ago….and that’s ok….cuz it just means she’s more damaged, dirtier in bed, and loving every second of being ordered around by Brad Pitt… Scandal I don’t care about, tits I don’t mind….Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt and he’s got it made, whether it is all marketing or not, and if I was Brad Pitt, I wouldn’t be fucking this assistant, because I’d be dead from aids or a drug overdose long ago, you know right after my first acting job, cuz I’d fuck every single pussy that threw itself at me while spending my first million…….. What I’m trying to say is Angelina Jole is old and has a mom pussy and sometimes dudes need a tight young pussy to remind them what bein a man is all about…. TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan Training for Prison Rape of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan training, cuz that’s what ex-drug addicts do when they try to get their lives back together, it is also what people who are about to go to jail do when they want to make sure they have enough muscle to throw their pussy of choice to the ground before eating it…Not that Lohan is actually going to go to jail, that shit is all marketing and I have a feeling didn’t even go down in a courtroom but on a soundstage like a reality TV show, or the Truman show or some shit. They are fucking with us…and here are some pics…I hate giving this cunt more press…but I do it anyway…. Pics via Fame

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Soul Storage

MOVIE BUZZ : The soul can be such a heavy burden sometimes.

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Soul Storage