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Josie Canseco Hot and Half Naked for Galore of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josie Canseco has a classic whore look, which makes me think that her mom was a stripper that her dad came inside during one of his off days from steroids, you know when his dick was functional and his balls not upside himself as steroids do…. If you look close enough, when she’s not all done up, she’s got a little too much Jose in her face, mainly in her eyes, making her look semi-retarded or asian.. That doesn’t stop the social media system to celebrate her all because her dad was a star Baseball player, like Gretzky’s daughter before her…in this era of young rich girls wanting to be models… The hair is big, the body is banging, the half nakedness relevant..so here she is modeling for the people at Galore …who I guess are still putting out magazines of pop culture to the young people…who don’t buy magazines…doing solid glamour shoots like they were MAXIM with these young eager to be model girls…and it’s all quite magical…if you don’t actually believe in magic…and realize this is what happens when your dad is a rich jock with too much money to spoil his baby girl with… At least she’s fit doing this hustle and not a fat pig….respect. READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE MORE PICS GALORE The post Josie Canseco Hot and Half Naked for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Pam Anderson’s Old Slutty Nike Support and Other Nike Burner Memes of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pam Anderson, a weathered old hag who no longer has hepatitis, so that we can’t point and laugh at her for being a whore so whorish she gets liver disease….but that we can remember as the icon of the 90s, on some Kim Kardashian of today shit, that inspired a nation of women to dye their hair and get fake tits, giving an entire look to a era of sluts, which unfortunately the Kardashians are doing now. She was also the sex tape star, and I remember that sex tape when it came out, seeing her playboy pussy filled an sucking dick, brilliant work, almost as good as her acting in some of the worst movies and shows ever. She’s still and Icon, and she likes her opinion to be heard, which I appreciate even if I hate opinions and prefer apathy…in what I guess is her way of supporting Nike for free, not as an ad, cuz people get caught up in this nonsense marketing shit and go nuts over it…. Pretty entitled, social media garbage, to burn shoes is to prove you have not much better to do…..but like Pam Anderson you all gotta make your opinion heard…she just does it with her multi-operated on tits….and old grandma aged midsection like Hef wasn’t dead. Here are a bunch of the Nike Burner Memes…because all people care about are MEMES. The post Pam Anderson’s Old Slutty Nike Support and Other Nike Burner Memes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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So Precious: Kelly Rowland Says Son Titan And Blue Ivy Are Close Like Cousins

Posted on December 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Rowland’s Son Is A Handful Kelly Rowland says she would consider having another baby, but for now her hands are full with toddler son Titan Jewell who has been tearing up her crib. Rowland talked to PEOPLE at Friday’s March of Dimes Celebration of Babies at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Los Angeles. “One more is just fine!” she joked. “I feel like he’s a handful —drawing on my walls and cussing me out!” “He’s awesome and I’m so blessed to have him,” she says, adding that husband Tim Weatherspoon “is an excellent dad. We have a nice little unit, us three.” Kelly also said her 2-year-old is more into being active than musical but may have more talent than he’s letting on right now. “He is a boy’s boy. But, if he hears myself or anybody singing, he’s going to repeat it,” she says. “I can’t wait ’till Jenny [Hudson] gets to the house so we can play, vocally, together. He’s a sports little guy, trains guy, planes guy.” Kelly also said despite the 2 year age gap, Titan has found Beyoncé’s daughter Blue Ivy to be a great playmate: “They are extremely close. It’s the sweetest thing. It’s the greatest thing about friendship, when you’re able to grow up together and your children grow up together,” she explains. “They act like cousins.” Awww so sweet. Hit the flip for more photos from the March of Dimes event. WENN/SplashNews/Instagram

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Donald Trump Believes African-Americans Helped Him Win Election Because We Didn’t Vote

Posted on December 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Donald Trump Says That Non-Voting Blacks Helped Him Win Presidential Election “ Look at my African-American over there. ” This was a phrase that President-elect Cheeto uttered when trying to convince his followers that he wasn’t a bigoted, racist, azzhole. But Friday, The Orange One, speaking to an almost 100% white audience, said that his appearance as a bigtoed, racist, azzhole was of great benefit to him because it helped disenfranchise the African-American voting bloc. According to MLive , the Grapefruit-colored PEOTUS was quoted as saying the following: “The African American community was great to us,” Trump said. “They came through bigly.” After pausing for thunderous applause from the audience, the president-elect continued. “If they had any doubt, they didn’t vote,” Trump said. “And that was almost as good. Because a bunch of people didn’t show up, because they felt good about me.” Between the black voters who were turned-off to this election and opted-out and the ones who were unable to vote due to voter suppression tactics, we definitely didn’t show up like we did in 2008. That said, it’s not black folks fault that 60 million-plus Americans who actually DID vote AND voted for this tangerine turd! Guess blaming black people is part of what will make America great again… Image via AP/AKM-GSI

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Alessia Tedeschi’s Booty Belongs On The Beach

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Some Doctor Themed Shoot By Gibson Fox of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty interesting concept for those of you who are into sick, injured, broken down women who are too weak to run because their immune systems are compromised, they are physically broken, or they are on some medical equipment…but it’s not a fetish shoot for a porn site, this shit is just some fashion nudity…that is shot by a photographer named Gibson Fox, from what I can find, part of som FEEL THE FUTURE collective….and the The models are: Kathleen McGonigle, Ebony Gallant, Rowena Xi Kang, Eilika Meckbach and Newsha Syeh…I’ve never heard of any of them, but they remind me that there busloads of girls willing to get naked for a photoshoot because that’s the dream, you know, to be top tier so you can find a rich husband…it’s better than working as a bar tender and every bitch has an ego that speaks to that…and the subject of this speaks to me because just the other day I was convincing a girl who got surgery removing part of her intestine to use her wound and a fourth vagina, you know when actual vagina, ass and mouth are being used….but maybe I’m the real sick one…

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Gisele Ripped for H&M of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s been some constant debates that Gisele is actually a dude and that is why she got Fired from Victoria’s Secret, staged a couple pregnancies, and hid Tom Brady’s homosexuality, because no one likes gays in pro sports, at least not in the era when Tom Brady and Gisele got married, it makes the anal sex in the shower after the game for team initiation actually gay and not fun, playful and part of team building, passed down by child rapist coaches for generation…but I am believer that she’s just got a man face, and some higher than average testosterone, because that’s how a mom gets a fit, ripped body…I mean..that and photoshop.. Apparently, these pics are a big deal, a preview of a swimwear campaign from H&M to come…despite swimwear campaigns being played the fuck out now that girls at home are taking these pics of themselves and looking almost as good, on instagram…I’ll post it anyway…

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Jessica Alba Does The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose!!!

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Many have attempted, but none were able to recreate the perfection that is “ The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose “. Some ladies have come close, but nothing is quite like the original. Well luckily for us, Jessica’s vacationing in St. Barths and decided to get on all fours, arch her back and stick her sweet ass up. And let me tell, it’s almost as good as the first time. Not bad for someone who plopped out a little brat. You know, this alone could make Jessica “MILF of the Year”!. Enjoy.

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Zach Attack: Galifianakis Annoys Jen Lawrence & Other Oscar Noms On ‘Between Two Ferns’

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After all the tiptoeing and carefully constructed speechifying that has accompanied the Oscar race so far, it’s fun to see Jennifer Lawrence, Naomi Watts , Christoph Waltz , Anne Hathaway and Amy Adams engaging in the comedy equivalent of a WWE wrestling match with Zach Galifianakis on a special “Oscar edition” of his Funny or Die talk show, Between Two Ferns . Galifianakis does a pretty wonderful job here of using absurdity to send up the many absurd and inane elements of awards season. Hearing him describe the episode as “A special Oscar insight to Oscar nominees and all of their Oscar buzzness around them” made me laugh and wince at the same time. And if there is a part two to this, I hope that Joaquin (The Oscars are “bullshit”) Phoenix is one of the guests. What a conversation they could have — even if it’s brief. In the meantime, pay attention to the details: Lawrence’s surly “you shouldn’t eat any more pudding” remark to her host is a thing of beauty, as is Waltz’s comment to the woman who comes to collect him after Galifianakis plays him off with a Staples “Easy” button. Hathaway’s flirty drunk act is also entertaining, as is the onscreen text that identifies her as “Anne Halfway,” the star of a “French movie.” And Adams’ line about farting on her tits is almost as good as her hand-job scene in The Master. [ Funny or Die ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.