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Jessica Stam in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…and I guess hi paid fashion models dying for their Ice Cap – which makes her story almost comical… She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…I mean a farm, not a fucking farm, although these religious freaks are all about the fucking…when they’re preaching and abstinence cracks under human pressure and temptation called wanting to fuck…and when they do it, instead of doing it in their casual two people connecting kind of way, they go all out and fuck babies… That’s not to say Jessica Stam has been fucked by her religious family ,but she has probably been fucked by a lot more, you know these girls getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…Sinner. I wonder if she’s been blacklisted from Christmas dinner, or if fame and fortune outweighs JESUS. She’s in a bikini – looking good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Stam in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Red Grant on Obamacare Woes And Tech-Challenged Seniors

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The problems people are having signing up for the health insurance exchanges are almost comical — or at least they are to comedians Damon Williams…

Red Grant on Obamacare Woes And Tech-Challenged Seniors

Erin Heatherton Bikini Model Bikini Body in Bikini of the Day

Leonardo DiCaprio Holidays with Bikini-Clad… by splashnews Leonardo DiCaprio is kinda obvious with his choices in women…I don’t think the choices are all that bad…I mean let Victoria’s Secret do the pussy recruiting for you, they are professionals and scope the world for the best models they can find, and you’re too busy sitting on a mountain of money, living a vacation of a life, being famous to do that shit yourself, but the fact that he runs through their roster of bitches, is almost comical, you know like a pre-requisite to the job, you know in the interview process when they get hired, they have to sign a “you will have to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret models is his festish”….contract …and I think he shoulda probably gone for a hotter one, but this one’s alright, I mean they are all pretty interchangable, as he continues to prove everytime he sticks his dick in one of their vaginas… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Carla Gugino in Esquire Mexico of the Day

I feel like I may have posted this shit already, but it was emailed to me and with extreme laziness and a shitty memory comes lack of interest in researching the production date or if I’ve already gone over it before in a post…So I won’t spend much time going over Carla Gugino or Esquire Mexico….my mother country…I’ll just put up the pictures and leave it at that…cuz she’s got fat tits and I’m a fan of those… She’s 40, she’s on Californication as a cunt lawyer who we will end up seeing topless again…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me… Here are the pics…

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Carla Gugino in Esquire Mexico of the Day

Grace Park Flat Chested in a Bikini of the Day

I have no idea who Grace Park is….She’s a mystery and so is the location of her tits…maybe that should be the plot of an upcoming episode of Hawai i Five-O the Next Generation Cuz Hollywood has totally ran out of ideas it’s almost comical…… Not that I have a problem with no tits….especially on Asian, even Koreans , cuz behind the wiry pubic hair, there is a fit little body that feels like fucking a 12 year old boy…without all the baggage and societal frowns that fucking a 12 year old boy comes with…. Not that I would know, asians don’t like me cuz I don’t speak Binary code….I was in a restaurant the other day and it seemed like there was a some hot little Asian convention going on…and not one of them even looked at me while ordering their Big Macs….maybe it’s cuz they just can’t get enough McDonalds to take the time away for me…or maybe it is cuz I don’t matter… Here is some Grace Park bikini action…

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Eliza Dushku on the Beach with Her Big Black Cock of the Day

Here’s Eliza Dushku on the beach….I can’t imagine the size of the vagina on this bitch….I mean seriously, the size difference between these too is almost comical, like the shit you’d expect to see in the porn circus….I mean I get that pussy stretches and the other day I met a tiny girl who is into getting fisted, so the pussy can handle the abuse, but when Rick Fox moves onto new pussy and leaves Eliza Dushku, he’ll pretty take her vagina with him, figuratively, cuz no one will really be able to fill that void ever again, they’ll be too busy trying to find their way around the sagging labia…. Pics via Fame Pics via Bauer

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Eliza Dushku on the Beach with Her Big Black Cock of the Day