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Michael Jackson Still Scares Me a Year After his “Death” of the Day

Dead or alive, Michael Jackson fucking scares….and I have no idea how creating this special commemorative wax figure of the motherfucker really celebrates the year anniversary of his death…when the real celebration is all the kids he used to get with have had a year for their assholes to heal…. I am not even sure if this fucker is dead, his death revitalized his career, got him out of debt, would have been easy to stage, and he may not have even been a real human for all we fucking know, based on his serious resemblance to ET. Maybe motherfucker just went back to the planet he came from….. Either way, this is some zombie or robot shit I need to consult with my weird lonely neighbor who knows a lot about these things, but I’m convinced this is the real MJ, he’s just turned off, but that’ll all change when little boys come through the museum and rub up against him for a picture…. Pics via Fame

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Michael Jackson Still Scares Me a Year After his “Death” of the Day

Kristen Stewart is Ugly in Her Skimpy Outfit of the Day

This is some real inbred shit…There is no way that the mother and father that created this awkward looking thing that I’d expect to see working the ice cream shop in special support shoes for inbred motherfuckers who have one leg longer than the other. I don’t expect her to be the “hottest” thing in Hollywood because of some bullshit teen movie that anyone with half a fucking brain knows is garbage…unfortunately proving that the general population doesn’t have half a brain and are just a gang of fucking retards that like amusement park rides and staring at bright fucking lights…. I find this bitch vile lookin’, perfect for the character in the vampire movie that gets killed in the first 5 minutes before the opening credits role, you know the janitor at a camp kind of motherfucker, but not the fucking love interest…..and here she is in a pretty skimpy skirt, lookin’ like white trash that’s actually whiter than every other white person….and here is that inbred backwoods shit….at a movie premiere with who I assume is her lesbian lover…but who really could be anyone in a revealing dress…. Pics via Bauer

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Vanguard: Season 4

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Do It Yourself Roller Coasters

Prof. Brett Erlich teaches a lesson on building your own backyard amusement park in this week’s Viral Video Film School. Check it out in tonight’s infoMania at 10/9c on Current TV.

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Booty Dance to Start the Day of the Day

I just woke up and figured I need a little fuckin’ inspiration to get my blood flowing without actually getting my blood flowing I don’t like moving, I’m a drinker and don’t remember the last time I woke up feeling like I wasn’t going to have a heart attack or throw up all over my wife, who for the record is not the bitch in the video, but I wish it was, if my wife had moves like this , I’d actually enjoy sticking my dick in her, it’d be more like an amusement park ride than a inanimate bouncy castle…it’s like my wife is the discount version of this and discount versions of pretty shitty things is the story of my life…. Enjoy….

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Zombieland Review – Screen Rant

There’s a great cameo in the film and I won’t spoil who it is. Soon after the girls head to an amusement park in the LA area so that Little Rock can have at least a little childhood fun, but things take a sour turn, requiring rescue …

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Rasputin’s Foot-Long Preserved Penis

Good morning! Apparently this is the penis of Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin . It's the *star* attraction of Russia's first sex and erotica museum. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Creepy Talking Bear

This toy bear has been hacked to make and receive calls vie bluetooth. Sorry, this is just too Chucky for me, kill it. [ via ] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

The First Day of Octobeard

STYLE BUZZ : Today marks the beginning of the annual time-honored tradition known as “Octobeard”. Men are encouraged to withhold from shaving for the entire month of October to pay tribute to this ancient rite of masculinity. Post your clean-shaven mugs today, and in 31 days, when we are all brimming with bearded awesomeness, we will see who among us has grown the most glorious beard.

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Moustache Mugs

Vary your facial hair, day by day. This is so much less of a commitment than getting a moustache finger tattoo . Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment