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Britney Spears Fitness Addict of the Day

Britney Spears looks good – now that she’s really into fitness, and despite fitness having this weird effect on older women like Britney Spears, maybe because of the lower estrogen, or the fact that they are moms and their bodies are wrecked thanks to being old…but fitness is addictive and I still like what I’m seeing… Sure, she’s a bi-polar, certifiable, insane person, at least that’s how her parents presented her so that they could keep her under conservatorship as it makes them money, and crazy people need addictions, and fitness is one of those addictions a lot of mid 30 year old women have as they transition into being really horny, really masculine, but still women….with sex drives that are too crazy to handle…. But I prefer a muscle bitch to an obese bitch, and seeing a no ass Britney doing her squats to keep her energy levels up for her concert tour the family pushes for…and I’m a fan of all britney does…from lip syncing to shaving her head to financing some loser’s life because he came in her…to squats…she’s still Britney Bitch…. The post Britney Spears Fitness Addict of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Fitness Addict of the Day

Britney Spears looks good – now that she’s really into fitness, and despite fitness having this weird effect on older women like Britney Spears, maybe because of the lower estrogen, or the fact that they are moms and their bodies are wrecked thanks to being old…but fitness is addictive and I still like what I’m seeing… Sure, she’s a bi-polar, certifiable, insane person, at least that’s how her parents presented her so that they could keep her under conservatorship as it makes them money, and crazy people need addictions, and fitness is one of those addictions a lot of mid 30 year old women have as they transition into being really horny, really masculine, but still women….with sex drives that are too crazy to handle…. But I prefer a muscle bitch to an obese bitch, and seeing a no ass Britney doing her squats to keep her energy levels up for her concert tour the family pushes for…and I’m a fan of all britney does…from lip syncing to shaving her head to financing some loser’s life because he came in her…to squats…she’s still Britney Bitch…. The post Britney Spears Fitness Addict of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Old Timer Famewhores of the Day

If you’re wondering what Phoebe Price – Ana Braga – Fenchy Morgan – are up to…you’re in luck…we got you covered – because I know I always am excited to see their antics… The 40-50 year old original tabloid surfers, who managed to get into the tabloids for being outrageous and shameless and willing to do whatever it takes – even as they get older and older, weirder and weirder, melting into their golden years….and they still fucking bring it…and thank god for that…without the pre-instagram…pre internet even – girls who are fueled by getting featured on the last page of the National Enquirer like it matters….we would be less I’m friendly with 2 of the 3 girls – and support all they do…I just find it fun, lighthearted, harmless, despite being weird as fuck…but in a way they are like circus clowns mocking celebrity…and that alone is everything.. The other thing that’s everything is that 2 of the 3 girls text me – and they are always in fights with each other…some days I get Frency Morgan stories from Phoebe…and today they are riding some scooter together -straight into obscurity….then I get Ana Braga love and hate and it’s all so hard to keep up with – but luckily the paparazzi are there to document it…I am old. This is familiar. This is home… The post The Old Timer Famewhores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Topless Nina Agdal for her Only Employer – Who Doesn’t Pay Her of the Day

I guess Sports Illustrated is on the hustle – to try to get people to buy their shitty magazine no one actually cares about thanks to the internet – coupled with working with the same cunts year after year, well into their 30s, like Nina Agdal, the vagina Leo may have given herpes to – but I’m convinced she just used the strap on on him… It brings me great joy that this video only has 13,000 views – when I know the production budget behind this shit was high and really a waste considering Instagram in teh new Sports Illustrated….because media companies are a scam and so are people like Nina Agdal who are really not that hot – in this world of much hotter, less bulky, pussy that’s half naked or full naked on all the hipster blogs… Here she is in one of the two campaigns she books a year – because Sports Illustrated models don’t get work, they get Athletes….they don’t even do their own marketing – they just show up….all big foreheaded first.. The post Topless Nina Agdal for her Only Employer – Who Doesn’t Pay Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maryna Linchuk Model Legs for a Magazien of the Day

I am testing my luck in the Dubai market, you know find me some muslim oil money sheiks or princes who like white girls, and pictures of white girls, and who don’t need hardcore porn to get off…just ankles and a goat or stray dog…. It seems to work for the countless fake titty escorts on the internet…it better work for me… Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..that’s 6 years ago you old cunt – Maryna Linchuk, an Belarusian cunt…who is hot enough for me…and probably for a lot of rich guys she dates, makes babies with, whatever….which is pretty impressive – seeing she’s from Belarus and had to make a little more effort than you lazy american assholes who can’t even get to your shift at Walmart down the street on time….pathetic…but yet you think you’re the strongest nation…what a joke… And here are those ankles from angles on an ex VS angels.. The post Maryna Linchuk Model Legs for a Magazien of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day

I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – that seems to have trickled off the last year but nerds are loyal – and that shit must still matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge… I can only assume this is the babe of the show…and that countless of you creeps love her, jerk off to her, and put her to use…she’s part of what makes your favorite shit great… Well she’s in obscure market according to TRUMP GQ…it’s a place called MEXCIO…..reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding you she exists…and that Mexico, despite the wall you’re building, still have magazines these actors feel the need to promote themselves in…. She’s in a sports bra….and looks fit…so jerk off to her…that’s why she did this.. The post Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day

I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – that seems to have trickled off the last year but nerds are loyal – and that shit must still matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge… I can only assume this is the babe of the show…and that countless of you creeps love her, jerk off to her, and put her to use…she’s part of what makes your favorite shit great… Well she’s in obscure market according to TRUMP GQ…it’s a place called MEXCIO…..reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding you she exists…and that Mexico, despite the wall you’re building, still have magazines these actors feel the need to promote themselves in…. She’s in a sports bra….and looks fit…so jerk off to her…that’s why she did this.. The post Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale’s Panty Selfie of the Day

Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, what’s a fucking DVD? Her fans know….and they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and one to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there a safety, cuz nerds are weird, scared, and like comfort…. I think her beigger legacy is that she’s a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 40, with a college aged daughter who is less hot than her she looks better than most…And here she is in a Selfie of her panties – I assume is from her recent SHAPE MAGAZINE SHOOT… where she looked hot and I probably wrote the same thing about her… The post Kate Beckinsale’s Panty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale’s Panty Selfie of the Day

Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, what’s a fucking DVD? Her fans know….and they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and one to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there a safety, cuz nerds are weird, scared, and like comfort…. I think her beigger legacy is that she’s a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 40, with a college aged daughter who is less hot than her she looks better than most…And here she is in a Selfie of her panties – I assume is from her recent SHAPE MAGAZINE SHOOT… where she looked hot and I probably wrote the same thing about her… The post Kate Beckinsale’s Panty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Mom Crotch of the Day

[jwplayer player=”1″ mediaid=”202517″] I’ve heard all kinds of stories about how horny Jessica Alba is….which makes sense…despite never being naked in her shit movies…but then there’s the whole being knocked up a bunch of times…which one could argue is a woman’s plight, being a mom isn’t slutty..but it could be because she was so banged out she couldn’t get another abortion…or maybe it was because she’s just so horny and wanted to see what the real meaning off all that sex that normally left her empty but that got her a career was all about..or maybe…she just wanted to see what a huge object going out of her instead of into her was like… EITHER way, it’s been pretty lucrative for her, that vagina of hers and even this mom thing has done her well..and she still out there being fit, hot, despite being old…..posting crotch shot videos in what I like to think is an invitation….like “hey I’m in NYC – FILL ME”…so if you are a pro athlete like Derek Jeter with all his herpes….her favorite..reach out… The post Jessica Alba’s Mom Crotch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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