Tag Archives: appeared-first

Katie Braatvedt for Laud Magazine of the Day

Katie Braatvedt is the star of some bullshit shoot for some bullshit magazine that features high concept editorial like a bitch in white night gown or robe – sitting in a bathtub with flowers – that could be from a bouquet specifically for this shoot, or dried out and on location to add substance to this otherwise uneventful pile of shit… I am being a little hard on the shoot, I mean who am I to say what a good or bad picture is, I just find them boring to look at and they remind me of all the same repetitive shit I see on isntagram…not that I am against all girls, models or not, doing silly photoshoots as adults, like they are playing make-belief…it’s just that I want more out of the pictures I look at….and by more I mean…vagina lips…I want more vagina lips… I don’t know who Katie Braatvedt is..but she’s in these pictures and sometimes that is all you need to know… The post Katie Braatvedt for Laud Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More:
Katie Braatvedt for Laud Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to… Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home.. So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of… This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists… The post Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the rest here:
Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

Byranna Holly’s Suggestive Nude Shoot of the Day

This is some where’s Waldo shit, but with a little more who’s this Bryanna bitch?…..because Bryanna Holly is a fucking nobody. She’s less than zero, she barely exists, but she was lucky enough to get on instagram early on, so she’s the girl you follow – and don’t know why you follow her…she just had hot pics early on, made the popular page and dated the Jenner who isn’t a little troll pig, who didn’t cut his dick off to become a woman, but who was on The Hills… She’s blocked me on social media because she doesn’t like me, despite how romantic I am with her…and I don’t really need her to unblock me, I’ve forgotten she existed, because she never quite was…if you know what I mean…but she’ll bust out her fake tits as she pushes 30….you know to remind you she exists… It’s safe to assume she fucks rich LA people, even if she’s a rich LA person, as she could very well be from a family of rich people…since no one knows who she is….she’s just sort of there…but barely sort of there…no one’s ever bothered investigating.. That’s not to say she’s not hot, worth looking at, or whatever, there are 10,000s of girls who are s hot doing the same shit…it’s just to say that she’s still trying and despite her attempts….is still fucking irrelevant… The post Byranna Holly’s Suggestive Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

View original post here:
Byranna Holly’s Suggestive Nude Shoot of the Day

Bella Thone Naked Hugging her Knees in a Rape Stance of the Day

Here’s some classic Bella Thorne…seducing on social media…in everyone’s favorite classic rape pose…you know the hug her knees naked like she’s either done something wrong….or been violated…usually this happens in the bottom of the shower while crying…but in Bella’s case it happens on social media for likes…and the rape is more of a concept, a vague concept…that involves her being violated by the creeps who stare on and her family….who sold her off…and not by some creepy sexual predator who eats children…except maybe that pervert producer at Disney…or some shit… I’ve been watching her snaps, I don’t know how to download them, but from wresting with fish nets to getting tattoos, to eating chocolate…she’s a fetish….and I understand why websties like this are dead… The post Bella Thone Naked Hugging her Knees in a Rape Stance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Excerpt from:
Bella Thone Naked Hugging her Knees in a Rape Stance of the Day

Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day

Dioni Tabbers is apparently and actual model and who can really tell. With all these bitches protesting trump instead of focusing on the rich guys they fuck, marry, have kids with, because being a sugar baby no only leads to potentially being the first lady, but also comes with luxuries like nannies, maids, and chefs…allowing them to pretend to have purpose doing other thigns… Sure, maybe Dioni Tabbers isn’ta sugar baby..but that’s doubtful, not only is she signed to TRUMP MODELS…the modeling agency your President uses to recruit blowjobs…an escort agency like all model agencies….but she’s also a model… Showing her tits… This is the model version of a tinder profile…in a LOOK AT ME…BOOK ME TO BE YOUR WIFE… The post Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the rest here:
Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day

Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

This is porn to someone… Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit… Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit… Because life works out for people who are hot.. LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO Makes me want to breast feed… The post Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more from the original source:
Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her…. The post Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more from the original source:
Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

Brad Cooper’s ex girlfriend who was a fake model, more a rich kid with the right group of friends, skinny, but dumpy despite being skinny, we call them SLIM FATS, I call her the gateway to her younger and hotter sisters, but either way, she still exists, she still tries to get out there in the paparazzi, she still fucks with actual celebrities, and in Hollywood, or acting across the board being full of shit, she gets work… But I just see sloppy – sloppy seconds, even when showing her nipples….and just a bigger and better endorsement of why dude knocked up Irina Shayk…it’s like this one was fine at 20 when she looked 14 and spoke to pervert fantasies…but today..with nipples and all…she’s pretty fucking dull…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Originally posted here:
Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

Brad Cooper’s ex girlfriend who was a fake model, more a rich kid with the right group of friends, skinny, but dumpy despite being skinny, we call them SLIM FATS, I call her the gateway to her younger and hotter sisters, but either way, she still exists, she still tries to get out there in the paparazzi, she still fucks with actual celebrities, and in Hollywood, or acting across the board being full of shit, she gets work… But I just see sloppy – sloppy seconds, even when showing her nipples….and just a bigger and better endorsement of why dude knocked up Irina Shayk…it’s like this one was fine at 20 when she looked 14 and spoke to pervert fantasies…but today..with nipples and all…she’s pretty fucking dull…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Originally posted here:
Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

Iggy Azalea Proves Back Alley Ass Implants / Brazilian Butt Lifts Don’t Age Well of the Day

Iggy Azalea’s a digusting monster, and here is her weird ass implants she used as a marketing hook, looking totally terrifying…but that doesn’t matter, she’s famous and fucks black guys…they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, knocking up the white woman in question… I am a fat hater when it comes to my wife or when it comes to women in the public figure, I don’t like the whole fat girl with confidence dynamic…it disturbs me… That doesn’t mean I don’t sex with, jerk off to, look at fat chick tits in bikinis in awe…when I am around them in person…or talking to them… When an erection is in hand, not that I get erections, but I am pervert who pretends I do…and when that erection or the idea of that erection is in hand…coupled with being drunk…I fucking love fat chicks, they serve their purpose, are ten time hornier…and do dirty fucking things.. But when they are famous fat chicks, or in this case, fat ass thanks to fat injections used as a marketing hook, because her hip hop talent just wasn’t there…their confidence, ego is all out of whack and it ruins all that is good about being an emotional eating, low self esteem, willing to fuck fat chick.. Well she’s in a bikini and I wouldn’t even call this a Fat Chick…I find it a terrifying botched plastic surgery chick more than anything…. This shit is MANGLED…what are we even looking at…it’s not human..Great ass implants bro…Not that Homie cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Iggy Azalea Proves Back Alley Ass Implants / Brazilian Butt Lifts Don’t Age Well of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more from the original source:
Iggy Azalea Proves Back Alley Ass Implants / Brazilian Butt Lifts Don’t Age Well of the Day