Britney Spears has a new video. She was wearing lingerie and grinding up with some other chick and it would be magical if it wasn’t a creepy old crazy lady molesting a younger girl….even if she looks good, it’s the context of rape coming in all forms… Not that I actually watched the video, I didn’t, so maybe the storyline is the old lady is the one being raped by the younger girl…making this post completely circular and irrelevant- with no takeaway for you – because what the fuck did you expect to takeaway from this…it’s a Britney Spears video – 20 years after the fact… Here are her tits performing the same song in Vegas A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Nov 18, 2016 at 1:05pm PST The post Britney Spears Weird Lingerie Slumber Party Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a video – that I found absurd of a girl I’ve never heard of named Zoie Burgher – who is apparently a Twitch Star….who was banned from Twitch because girl’s all slutty and amazing – all rugged looking and half naked…. She’s a self proclaimed “insta thot”….with nude pics all over the motherfucker because that’s how girls get famous…especially low levels…who are fucking disgusting…. I just thought it was funny that she’s doing weird plastic surgery discounts – and producing videos for them – because a girl with shitty tits – who relies on being naked is allowed to dream – we’re all allowed to dream.. I just think it’s amazing that a girl like this is getting discount tits – or anything from this…. Her instagram is INSTAGRAM The post Zoie Burgher’s Boob Job of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Milian disgusts me….she’s a mom – and posting nude pics on social media because Mom Christina Milian….is trying to be a Kardashian, I find it terribly vile…it’s just seeing a mid-30s mom who has financial resources, some celebrity, a solid child support check…shamelessly posting nude or half nude ass in thong pics for no actual reason…just to get you to look at her, notice her, pay attention to her…validate her…follow her on social media Plus she’s not even hot… The post Christina Milian Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve never heard of María Eugenia Suárez – but she’s apparently a nude Argentine model and these are pics of her that are appparently stolen from her phone – that she probably released to the internet – because that’s how it gets you famous….or talked about on critical sites like this… It’s and on a Friday – who really gives a fuck about what I have to say about it – just look at the pics because I am not . The post María Eugenia Suárez Nude Argentine Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers… The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos… The post Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her…. So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves…. Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns… So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex. It’s so silly. The post Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Iggy Azalea is a total scam…and I know this because the opening lyric of her new song is “I’m the real-est” and I don’t think she means “realist”… She is an Australian, who claims she’s a stripper, who white suburban teens who want to fuck black guys like they had a fat ass like her…but I know that strippers don’t get green cards or work visas. I mean maybe she pulled some hooker stunts to get to this level of fame and fortune with hit songs and shit…but that doesn’t mean she came from nothing and is some crazy success story… The fact is, she’s not real. Her music isn’t real, her ass isn’t real, her name isn’t real…. It’s all LIES…she’s not real at all….she’s probably not even a she…it’s all just nonsense that for some reason GQ is very into now….she’s popping up everywhere… SHE WAS AT THEIR MEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS WITH NO BRA – BECAUSE SHE’S LIKELY A MAN – BASED ON THAT FACE AND BODY…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples in GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel… She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth…. The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm…. That’s all I got.. .. The post Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out. IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you. Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir.. BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH… Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy… Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it… Either way, here are the pics… The post Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The biggest question that comes up when it comes to Ariel Winter – besides “who is Ariel Winter?” and not in a philosophical way – but in a I’ve never watched Modern Family, so I am not one of the creeps who fell in love with her teen character – and watched her teen character grow out her tits – before chopping off her tits only to grow back her tits – is “How did her chopped off tits grow back to massive tits”….and the answer is “IN AND OUT”… We can assume that she’s not getting paid by In and Out for the product placement, but rather that she’s paid them for Two or More burgers she’ll stuff her fucking face with and hope for the best – and by best I mean the least amount of fat deposited on her inner thighs, gut and already round face….while keeping fingers crossed that it ends up back on the newly shaped tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Feeds her Inner Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
