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Irina Shayk for Glamour Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk, our favorite Russian Spy, who may just be a Russian Model, using Russian Spy tactics to set up a solid retirement for herself, by pretending to love the rich A List men she publicly dates, both in public while holding their hands, probably something difficult for a Russian seeing as they have no souls…and through the sex she gives them – that is clearly good enough for them to not escape her…. I mean, her first A-Lister was Ronaldo…and he doesn’t really count since he’s a homo and she was his beard he helped create in exchange for being his beard…but Brad Coooper could fuck anything and chooses her…so she must be special, or she must be a fucking sorcerer who eats and destroys testicles and men making free choices to fuck her and run….by making them come back for more…until they knock her up.. These pics are boring…but she’s pretty much the hottest bitch out there…so boring or not…they are still good.. The post Irina Shayk for Glamour Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Michael Topless for V Magazine of the DAy

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked. She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…she’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26…. She’s been in the game for a long time….her first modeling gigs happened in 2006…and the most exciting shit about her happened around that time – when she was told she was too fat to be at Fashion week, they said her legs were too plump…and her reaction was developing an eating disorder where she got down to 106 pounds and more interestingly – she didn’t get her period for 12 months…HOT… I guess she’s gone onto hipster shit, she did Playboy a few months ago, the new non-nude Playboy that I posted but I’m too busy to link to…and here she is in some solid photos…perfectly weird…showing them tits…making me want to eat a salad, or toss her salad..you know has been tossed a lot already…. The post Ali Michael Topless for V Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Georgia Fowler for For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing… She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….which is pretty fucking creepy..where were her parents, was her dad taking the pics, or maybe it was the stepdad in their back shed…there’s no reason for a 12 year old to model…ever… I mean what was she modeling at 12? I’m hoping it wasn’t lingerie…up on some Jon Benet Ramsey shit..but apparently all she models now is Lingerie….and she’s with IMG, probably being cultivated or groomed into modeling for the Evil Underwear brand… She’s with an actual agency, so don’t confuse her for some instagram model, even though the instagram model makes more money…this one makes more money for creepy dudes who she entrusts with her career. THis is her shoot for FOR LOVE AND LEMONS – a trendy lingerie brand…and her nipples look good to me…but then again…all nipples look good to me…because I am also a creepy pervert…I just haven’t mastered pimping unassuming girls for commerce… All this to say, I got Georgia on my mind…or at least her peachy..dripping…cunt… The post Georgia Fowler for For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day

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My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits…. I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood… I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul…. But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance… Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT And I’m a lifelong fan… The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day

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Bella Thorne still exists and wants you to know she exists. I know it was pretty much the summer of Bella Thorne and her shameless subtle slutty behavior that was strictly intended to get followers, to book jobs, to make her and her family bank…you know as their last hope, the freshly turned 18 year old who looks 40 and has tits that look 40 and are probably 40…but who would know, we are all too lazy to dig up facts about the tits we stare at…and even if she was 40…who cares…we’ll still stare at her tits…because she doesn’t stop showing off her tits for us to stare at…because she’s just a young girl…innocent girl…then why do I see your fucking pink ginger nippple border in a ridiculous push up bra…YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE…and keep doing it because we’re bored and need girls like this to exist…the Disney Kid turned instagram whore…and still a Disney kid…because Disney is trying to stay relevant on social media and this is probably how they do it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne still exists and wants you to know she exists. I know it was pretty much the summer of Bella Thorne and her shameless subtle slutty behavior that was strictly intended to get followers, to book jobs, to make her and her family bank…you know as their last hope, the freshly turned 18 year old who looks 40 and has tits that look 40 and are probably 40…but who would know, we are all too lazy to dig up facts about the tits we stare at…and even if she was 40…who cares…we’ll still stare at her tits…because she doesn’t stop showing off her tits for us to stare at…because she’s just a young girl…innocent girl…then why do I see your fucking pink ginger nippple border in a ridiculous push up bra…YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE…and keep doing it because we’re bored and need girls like this to exist…the Disney Kid turned instagram whore…and still a Disney kid…because Disney is trying to stay relevant on social media and this is probably how they do it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monica Bellucci Naked Tits for Old Italian Men of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you ever hang out with old Italian barbers – or old Italian pizza shop pizza makers – or old Italian mobsters….you’ll know that old Italians, along with Soccer, Pasta and their Mothers…fucking love Monica Bellucci and her big old tits.. Tits that at 51 – she is still milking…like they are her produce because they are her produce that produce Monica Bellucci…as an entity all those Gelato eating guido / dago can call their own…and say “we have babes too”….because they do… She’s in a new movie called “On the Milky Road” and I guess she’s showing tit to promote that – good strategy – never gets old – even if she does.. The post Monica Bellucci Naked Tits for Old Italian Men of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepeoel is Ready to Drop of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is ready to drop – and like the narcissist ego that happens when you’re a Victoria’s Secret model – always being praised and sucked up to – treated like you’re the hottest girl in the fucking world – for getting half naked in work that is pretty much the only thing she really knows…you get your professional photographer friends to shoot you and your massive gunt – as the parasite inside you grows to an obscene size….before tearing apart her pussy destroying everything she was – and forcing her to try to get fit like the other bitches she works with… I remember an era where these women weren’t allowed to breed…If pregnancy happened, abortion, they didn’t want anything to get in the way of what they worked for, I don’t know where they get the arrogance from, or why girls these day doe this shit out there in the open – advertising the shit – but I guess it’s all because they think it’s a beautiful experience or something – and don’t realize how much it annoys and offends most men who jerk off to her – who don’t have a ready to drop fetish that is…because it’s vile…and unnatural… The post Candice Swanepeoel is Ready to Drop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini of the Day

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Jaclyn Swedberg is some Playboy Playmate, vapid slutty instagram model, possibly an escort on the side like so many of these girls are, definitely a sugar baby – because she’s not fucking dudes who don’t finance her existence…and she’s in Miami…where she’s FACETUNING her instagram pictures to make her look like thick than she actually is…because when I was looking at the paparazzi pics – the first thing I thought was “this girl looks lazy, like an untoned slob, there’s no way this is what she’s putting out to her 800,000 pervert dude fans..”….knowing that all these girls phtoshop the fuck out of their shit…knowing their angles from all the selfie practice in being vapid cunts lets them get away with murder – but poorly shot paparrazzi bring truth… Not that I give a fuck about any of these whores, I just figure if you like cheesy low level girls who look like waitresses rocking fake tits in a bikini – here you go…I’m so kind… Here’s the game – guess the instagram pic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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