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Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t know who Kristin Wiig is, but I know she’s in the new Ghostbusters, 30 years later, when men are replaced with women, because women are the primary market for movies.. I am going to assume that she’s pregnant with her husband, because every woman on TV and in movies deserves a K-Fed to knock them up…especially at 42 years old when they know they are on limited timeline… Or maybe that’s just what 42 year old bodies look like…terrifying… If you’re like me, stick with the 20 – 25 year olds…they not have the shitty attitude that comes with a celebrity and her ego…but they sure as fuck don’t look like this monster mash….it’s a graveyard smash. The post Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t know who Kristin Wiig is, but I know she’s in the new Ghostbusters, 30 years later, when men are replaced with women, because women are the primary market for movies.. I am going to assume that she’s pregnant with her husband, because every woman on TV and in movies deserves a K-Fed to knock them up…especially at 42 years old when they know they are on limited timeline… Or maybe that’s just what 42 year old bodies look like…terrifying… If you’re like me, stick with the 20 – 25 year olds…they not have the shitty attitude that comes with a celebrity and her ego…but they sure as fuck don’t look like this monster mash….it’s a graveyard smash. The post Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing… She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay… I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000… Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience… TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing… She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay… I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000… Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience… TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Grace Moretz is in Instyle UK’s June 2016 issue because Chloe Grace Moretz is one some Publicity tour, probably promoting a movie, because Hollywood is pretty boring, typical, not so creative run by a handful of people who like a handful of people and constantly use them in their average at best content… They don’t look at talent or dig for the best out there, they just take what’s handed to them and that already has a bit of an Audience… It’s boring, but this shoot is kind of fun, except that they put her in a recycling bin, assuming people will re-use her because it’s better and more efficient than finding new people…while I’d prefer if she was thrown in a garbage can…a message a prefer… I guess what I’m saying is…I don’t like Chloe Grace Moretz…I have no idea why because her face is great…but maybe I just hate what she represents and that is that you perverts masturbated to her when she was underage – and that’s wrong. The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadine Leopold in a BIkini of the Day

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I follow Nadine Leopold on snapchat, I have no idea why, I don’t even really know who Nadine Leopold is, but apparently she’s a “model” from Sweden, who did Victoria’s Secret once or twice, which was enough for her to appeal to get her US Work Visa and live in NYC and work on what’s important…rich guys… On her snapchat, she’s ZERO funny, ZERO interesting, yet she is front row at every sports game… She even flew to LA to see Kobe’s last game, and fly to Coachella on a helicopter… She is everything you’d expect for a hot blonde girl who needs her rent paid in America and who knows rich guys love having hot girls around them…paying for them…buying them shit…and covering their rent… She probably isn’t deserving of a post, she’s that low level, but she’s probably not that bad, she’s probably charismatic, or funny or fun to have around… I mean why say no to the good life when thirsty dudes are handing it to you…it’s not prostitution…it’s just living and having a great time…can’t hate that…as long as she keeps up the half nakedness… She’s cute, but nothing incredible or life changing…so many girls look like this..but none that are riding my dick… The post Nadine Leopold in a BIkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career…. Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits… You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate… That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit… The post Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day… The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige… She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened… My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL. The post Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Larter in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ali Larter is pretty much a nobody…she was a flat chested actress who did a whipped cream bikini a LONG time ago, the movie was called Friday Night Lights, and she’s since gone on to get breast implants and babies, both of which she’s showing off on instagram.. The sex appeal of a woman usually drops significantly when she turns 40, or 100, same thing… But in Ali Larter’s case, her being the flat chested actress in the whipped cream bikini at her prime, like most young flat chested actresses, managed to maintain a certain size, fitness level, fat content… It’s the bitches with the big tits you gotta look out for.. The post Ali Larter in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

50 Cents drops his 50 Cents on some airport worker who probably makes minimum wage, which according to 50 Cent and his bankruptcy is more than 50 Cents makes, but where people are offended is that he’s accusing the kid of being on drugs…and being representative of a lazy generation…when really the kid is probably just a half retard thanks to not using genetic programming to create superhumans and we still let ghetto trash poor people reproduce to fill up the housing project! If you know what I mean, the rich get richer or some shit.. The post 50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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