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Selena Gomez in Elle of the Day

Selena Gomez did Elle Magazine, and it fucking sucked, but probably not as much as she sucked Bieber Dick…while that motherfucker owned her little starlet heart…thanks to being a needy, demanding, dependant, broken brat her parents sold to the media… Well, at least she ate her way through the sadness of being cheated on by Bieber… Unless she never actually fucked Beiber and that’s all just some Taylor Swift level act that’s marketable…keeping all these idiots in the limelight…talked about like they matter….when I can show you 5 girls far hotter than this, just outside my house smoking a joint… She’s nothing special…but Elle likes her…because she’s promoting an album and they paid Elle to like her. #marketing. Here’s a video of her fat in a black dress… The post Selena Gomez in Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasiya Scheglova for Treats of the Day

Here’s a model named Anastasiya Scheglova….a name that doesn’t sound mail order at all… Maybe it’s just her stage name so that people talk about her like she’s mail order… Or maybe, just maybe she was imported by the people at Treats! where I stole these pics from, thrown into a circle of silly rich men, who like to surround themselves with hot women, because what else are you supposed to do with all that money…and what else is a hot girl, willing to show her tits to do with her time…work? That’s just crazy talk….why work when you can be like Irina Shayk… The post Anastasiya Scheglova for Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day

My favorite bag that Jennifer Lawrence has ever promoted… is her vagina … Those nudes were officially her best work… Unless you’re into the series she’s on, I can’t think of the name and I’m not going to look it up..she has a bow and arrow in it I think…It’s something about dreams..they have 3 in the series, it’s where she sold out for the cash grab…fuck…why can’t I think of this, you know in the time i’ve been writing this I could have just googled it…no not X-Man, they just shot that there…the other one…the one about fat chicks that she gained all that weight for…Hunger Games….fine I googled it…I gave in and accepted no memory as a real life issue….and I accepted Jennifer Lawrence as a real life actor, even though acting is a lie, when her tits were exposed and I saw how perfect they were…no the OScars and all the gigs she gets had nothing on those nudes… The post Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson by David Lachapelle for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Pam Anderson is in Flaunt…shot by her homie, who we haven’t heard much about in years, because he was priobably hanging out with Pam Anderson in obscurity, Dave Lachapelle, who unlike Dave Chapelle, was a massive music video director back when Pam Anderson was relelvant….and who has since gone on to take gigs she brings him because she feels bad for him…and because he’s pretty genius in his high production, obscure shoots, that make instagram photoshoots look as broke ass as they fucking are.. This is for Flaunt, she’s naked despite being 100, but her tits are 10-15, so it balances out…even if that makes you a sex offender…I mean sex with Pam Anderson, or jerking off to her now…is pretty fucking offensive sexually anyway you dissect like her plastic surgeon.. Either, way, I’m into it…but I am a The post Pam Anderson by David Lachapelle for Flaunt Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fall TV Stars Naked

2015 Fall Season of TV Stars Nude The post Fall TV Stars Naked appeared first on Celeb Punani . Continue reading →

Walmart Shitter and Other Videos of the Day

Just a dude shot and killed charging the police Russian Potato Thieves Burglar Stealing from Cash Jaywalking Kid.. Earthquake VS Supermarket People need to Stop Fucking with Bulls… This is the HOOD Toronto Drake Raps About Elephant Gets Saved! Serbian Migrants Seem like a Great Addition to the Country Russian Mob Boss Fucking Some Girl There to Check Out his Jail Conditions…Amazing… The post Walmart Shitter and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fake Tits of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio has fake model tits…used to make girls feel inadequate about their tits…hoping their 50 dollar bra from Victoria’s Secret will save…which will work, if they take Alessandra Ambrosio’s lead and buy a set of tits..that have nothing to do with their bras her employer makes in “sweatshops” overseas to sell back to middle of the road American mall shopper …unless they work for the brand and get paid millions a year… I know what you’re thinking..who gives a fuck about what might as well is a 100 year old model and her nipples through a see through shirt. I guess I am stuck in the past…I run a fucking blog…that’s pretty late 90s…like Ambrosio’s sex appeal… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fake Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Michael by Chadwick Tyler for P Magazine of the Day

Ali Michael is a hipster model who has been naked a lot…in fact, I think the bulk of her career has been her naked…I guess that’s the basis of a hipster model…. She’s done major campaigns, so unlike other hipster models who pretend to be anti-capitalist, until an evil corporation offers them money, and the world sees their true colors and see through their lies….you know lies that worked to get them to that high paying corporate job….you know by pretending to be an artist on tumblr and instagram…even though art is a lie…doesn’t matter… What matters is that she’s the cover girl of the next issue of P MAGAZINE , that I assume is another one of these girls getting naked on the web, but only if you have a print issue, because print still seems like it is quality or legitimate… The pictures are by CHADWICK TYLER …and seem good enough for me, but that’s not saying much, I’ve jerked off to pictures on a point and shoot, that looked like they may have a hard nipple in them, but turned out it was just a scratch on the print…I’m easy…especially for these hipster, willing to get naked, sexually liberated, “models”…who don’t even need to be models…it’s a weakness…especially when posing like she’s getting peed on…my favorite… The post Ali Michael by Chadwick Tyler for P Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Girl Photobombs News….of the Day

Here’s a bit of a double standard…when a man photobombs the news and says “fuck her right in the pussy”…or in one case, where the news person pressed charges against the guy for kissing her, while the social justice warriors went nuts, calling the men sexual predators, harassing women, not letting people do their job… While a drunk girl does it and everyone giggles, look how silly and funny she is, drawing attention to herself, with her big personality, brightening up our days…. Now I agree that drunk girls make everything better, and that any dude who says “Fuck her right in the pussy”…is the absolute worse kind of human… I’m just saying, girls get away with murder, yet still complain about slut shaming, body shaming, and equity in pay… Is it because there’s an actual issue, or is it, as my married would suggest that girls are never happy and always willing to voice their opinion, while men just shut up and want to kill the bitch… Or would that be me making gender stereotypes because we’re not allowed to have an opinion on how women operate and how men operate anymore.. Fucking assholes everywhere…except in my bed…where I want it…because most girls I fuck are full of shit, shit I’m not into having on my dick…. The post Drunk Girl Photobombs News….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day

Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat… That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator… The post The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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