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Drew Barrymore’s New Face of the Day

In case you were wondering…Drew Barrymore still has a face.. It’s just really fucking doughy, or maybe it’s botoxed and not doughy at all, but rather one hard, paralyzed, expressionless, pile of shit… But that face is terrifying…. That’s not to say Drew Barrymore had a cute face really ever…I mean maybe in ET, but that was some “she’s a little kid, they are all cute enough, in a cabbage patch doll kind of way, until they grow up and become the monsters they are”…. Drew Barrymore just existed because her family was so deeply entrenched in Hollywood that she could have been an acid burned, arab wife, who didn’t cook dinner fast enough for her husband, and she’d still get cast.. Either way, Drew Barrymore doesn’t matter, she was never hot, she’s old news, and her face…is old too…but I felt compelled to post it because I can’t stop staring at it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Drew Barrymore’s New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Broken – X-Ray Porn of the Day

OMG! OMG! Miley is injured, I sure hope she recovers from this most terrible thing that could possibly happen to a girl who is high all the time, and who probably fell down the stairs or some shit… I guess it could also be a like, and she’s just implying that she’s injured, by posting an X-Ray on her instagram, as part of one of her TUMBLR INSPIRED art projects, because art doesn’t exist anymore, it’s just a series of idiots making silly memes and videos for their own social media accounts…you know commentary on how her soul feels thanks to selling herself to the devil at a young age… Or maybe she’s actually hurt, with a minor hand injury, that as anyone who has fucked an amputee will tell you, won’t get in the way of handjobs on either girls or guys…not that Miley gives, she’s more of a taker, the spoiled lazy brats always are… I am just disappointed she didn’t post the videos of her injured, crying…where is her full time cameraman we know she has when you need him… Fuck X-Ray porn, I want Miley Crying porn…because I am disgusting…and crying girls have always been a fetish… The post Miley Cyrus is Broken – X-Ray Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day

Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck.. She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone… TO SEE SOME PICS OF AMBER HEARD LOOKING LIKE A HORSE FACE KILLER BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH TO HOMEWRECK AND SEDUCE A RICH OLD MAN CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day

Arianna Grande did some media tour to promote not hating America…but hating the obesity epidemic because she’s so skinny…or some bullshit I don’t follow because I am a grown man and try to focus on what is important…her little body…her whore reputation according to a pornstar I met who was fucking Arianna Grande’s ex Mac Miller…and who apparently claims she’s the worst form of evil..something I could agree with based on her music alone…not that she writes it…but she participates in it…and even if that pays a lot of money…for this conditioned puppet..it’s still the fucking worst… So I’m glad she is with me on this whole “focus on the tit” thing…at least based on her outfit alone….because she’s showing off tit…I didn’t know she had…probably from eating all the donuts… Here she is singing some bullshit for Fallon….as Britney Spears and Celine Dion….while Jimmy Fallon is overly excited by it like a nervous, annoying, full retard… The post Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose in Black Face of the Day

I don’t know if Amber Rose is a white girl with a tan, or a black girl who is light skinned, or some other ethnicity, because she’s one of those over filtered, over made-up, stripper looking bitches who fucks rappers and isn’t really someone anyone pays attention to enough to bother knowing her ethnic background…because all she really is is Gold Digger… Well, she posted a picture of her in blackface and the real issue is that if girl posts a pic of her in blackface and a wig, people notice and not to call her out for being a racist or to question her race, but to just post it, and all she had to do for that was fuck rappers…like a hooker…groupie…until one knocked her up… It’s just so ridiculous…and here I am participating in this nonsense…for no reason…I could be doing so much more…like sucking my own nipple..because like Amber Rose, I am an independent woman so long as my rich man pays me child support and alimony… The post Amber Rose in Black Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day

Photographer Brendan Forbes shot Kylie Jenner…unfortunately not in the face, or with an elephant gun required to take out her garbage family, because I guess there was a window where he could go for humanity and element these idiots, or instead, take the money they paid him to shoot them, and have one big shoot with the most talked about girl, who really isn’t to blame for all the press, she’s just been packaged and sold off by her parents, the people who under normal circumstances have the sole responsibility of caring for her, but were too caught up in their lives to care…forcing the babysitter, TYGA to come in and offer a home for her…and be the dad she always wanted…but her dad was too busy…being a woman…dealing with normal women problems like hair and make-up… The good news is that Photographer Brendan Forbes takes good pics…like this one of Miley’s ass for her new app…that we can assume will eventually become a porn site…because that’s just the way the world is going these days… Because if you can’t be a vigilante killing off evil for humanity, you might as well get butt shots! I am a fan of this picture. The post The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Releases New Topless Pics of the Day

There are so many women who are actually good looking… There are so many women who do good things in this life… There are so many women who are inspiring …. Then there’s Kim Kardashian…the woman who looks like a cartoon character, taking all their fucking money…as she continues to expose herself, and throw herself down the throats of America..because the media is just that pathetic and need a family like the Kardashians to focus on… These are apparently from her APP, which is a clearly a 2.99 a month porn app, a horrible fucking porn app, that apple will approve because KIm Kardashian makes them money and her porn is good business… Horrible… The post Kim Kardashian Releases New Topless Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day

As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break…. She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE CHARLOTTE SPORTS BRA BECAUSE SHE’S THE NEW TITS ON THE BLOCK DESPIRTE HER OLD FACE CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day

Bella Thorne turns 18 in a few weeks…and I guess her hippie family, the kind who would name their kids Bella, who only had commercial sex with this one, despite trying with all of then, is probably scrambling to maximize the next 2 -3 weeks… They know that this is a critical time in every 17 year old’s life and career, but they also know that the hipster Thorne sister went off and did hipster nude shoots, and that really amounted to zero, so maybe the slutty route, or the scandalous route would be bad for the career they have planned for her, and being safe and subtle in their underage marketing is the way to go.. IT’s like get her in a bikini, but don’t have her publicly tonguing black in their 30s like her friend Kylie… Because so many times before all that buzz in the final weeks of 17 converted huge numbers, only to end the day after their birthday…just ask Taylor Momsen ,Jojo and even Lohan….there’s this period of obsessive America loving what they can’t have, and not caring when they can have it, even though it’s pretty obvious this one wouldn’t go for you if she was legal..and that your relationship with her is just fantasy and thus weird…you’re weird…seriously making me uncomfortable…but that could just be my wife’s underwear I’m wearing due to laundry…just call me Caitlin..and here’s Bella, looking tall, thin and lovely in Flaunt… Here’s a bonus – LEG shot…. The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day

Apparently there’s a fire alarm going off in the background at this Taylor Swift concert, where Taylor Swift decided to show the world and her fans just how terrified she is… The highlight of the video, probably know her red lips that look silly, but instead her mom or friend yelling at her to get dressed to which she says she’s in a robe and covered….meaning that despite being a safe, boring, over exposed while not being exposed at all bitch, she’s actually got genitals…. But I guess we kind of already knew that, thanks to the whole fucking every dude to get material for her shitty, commercial, very successful, pretty much top of the charts, besides Beiber because we have no taste as a people, but she just pretends it’s love, and not filling herself up to cum to get through life…. The post Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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