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Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel, the graceful, boring, Victoria’s Secret Model, who I guess also dabbles in fashion modeling, because she was walking, or at least trying to walk for Givenchy… I guess it’s safe to say…it’s the fall collection…right…Or maybe it’s just the end of summer and the beginning of fall….or maybe I should kill myself…with my fall jokes when I have nothing to say about an unmemorable model, doing what is probably the most substantial thing she’s ever done, but not just being unevntful… Maybe wearing clothes threw her off, you know used to being in bra and panties…or maybe she just slipped because she’s been starving herself and feels so weak…or maybe…it was just a accident….and maybe there’s someone out there who jerks off to accidents…and I know there is…because there’s someone out there willing to jerk off to anything… The post Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Intense Outfit Rubs her Lips on Tyga of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess when your family whores you out from a young age, showing the world everything you can doesn’t really phase you..in fact, it’s encouraged… Once surrounded by cameras and paparazzi long enough, it gets to the point that you’re just used to it, so you figure just keep doing whatever it is you’re doing, and do it slutty enough to get people to notice your 35 year old porn star looking face, even though you’re just 18, because Kim is pushing 40 and there’s limited things for the family to exploit, until the third generation of garbage come to age, you know when they are old enough to jerk off to, because they come from a long line of whores… Ultimately, we keep watching and exposing yourself for attention isn’t that big of a deal when you get paid as much as these idiots do, it’s like “all these people give us money and we don’t even need to fuck them”…allowing Kylie to fuck 30 year old rappers instead…living the dream.. Here are her tits in an outfit.. Here she is following a dumpy ass troll.. The post Kylie Jenner’s Intense Outfit Rubs her Lips on Tyga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Breaking Sex… AOL is working on being relevant by creating or hiring famous people to produce video content for them, in what I assume they probably spent 1,000,000 dollars on, even though production of this is probably 10,000 dollars at the most, but whatever, they put together the mash-up video that is destined to go viral because it features James Franco, it’s merges two popular shows, and it involves Franco Fucking himself in weirdness. I don’t really love where the world is going, but I’m glad the internet happened to really understand how fucking weird the general public is..in what they like.. The post James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edgy Hipster Miley Cyrus Instagram Analysis of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus as you know is an “Edgy” hipster…even though hipsters don’t really exist, and she’s just part of this drugged up, don’t give a fuck because we put everything on the internet, just being ourselves, sometimes shocking, often times with lots of colors, and genitals, and nipples…because it’s fun to be weird…in this internet generation that I can’t imagine ending bad…until it becomes ultra him to turn your back to social media, going back to a simpler time of reading and movies, which I think can happen, every time I see a hipster with a flip phone with no data plan, until seeing them pull out their iphone to update their tumblr / insta / snap …because they are all their own TV show, content producing assholes I hate…and think should die…and I guess Miley is exploiting that…making money off it…while actual hipsters just live off the trust fund their dad set up for them… Will they one day teach Miley Cyrus in Art School? Is instagram an art… The post Edgy Hipster Miley Cyrus Instagram Analysis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry posted a panty flash on her instagram with a fetish dude…and it was not very magical because I couldn’t zoom in and see stray public hairs or the definition of her vaginal lips or even the gunt of fat about her pussy that usually moms in their 40s get, but that Katy Perry has managed to pull off due to her awkward dancing and need to keep her tits since it’s all people care about when it comes to her… I know, shocking, you’d think “I kissed a girl” was worthy of being forever immortalized in a stone monument somewhere for it’s genius catchy lyrics in a time of early lesbianism….you know a real cultural moment…and not just candy coated garbage pop… I don’t hate Katy Perry. She’s lovely..I just like calling her fat. The post Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna MIller for Vogue UK of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to jerk off to Sienna Miller. She was in every movie naked, sometiems with bush, all while having a 5 /10 level of talent… But I still used to jerk off to Sienna Miller… So that makes me feel like we have some unspoken bond, that we will carry through our lives forever…only she doesn’t know I exist and if I was to ever meet her while either she or I was busking in a Subway station in London…and I told her about this bond…I would probably be arrested… Either way, she still exists. The post Sienna MIller for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s also recently divorced from the guy she married from TV, some Comedian, who I guess lost his relevance and turned on her, disallowing her to pose for the magazines, like some kind of psycho fat guy, as all fat guys become, when they get a hot model girl they know are just with them for their money, because when growing up fat, while being equally funny, if not funnier and the success of their comedy is a testament to that, no model bitches wanted his dick…but the fame and fortune…brings thirsty pussy ready to eat your wallet if it’s fat enough.. So dudes who worry about not having a porn dick, you don’t need one, that’s for poor dudes who want hot pussy…if you’re rich, girls will fuck you, anyway you like…but when you break up, they’ll run to the media to try to piss you off…being slutty. The post Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day

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State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast…. Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company… So that YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike… So CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE I said: YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE The post State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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