Note to Nina Agdal… Always crop out that forehead… You look less Downs Syndrome….and more a body I would want to jerk off to, justifying her career as a bikini model, that up until this point I just assumed was part of a work program that companies needed to hire because she’s affordable, as her agency is government subsidized…and their goal is to get the retards work…but today..I see that body. The post Nina Agdal is Ok When She Crops Out Her Retard Forehead of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Saskia de Brauw is an old dutch model, not to be confused with an old Dutch oven, or an Old Dutch bag of potato chips, or an old Dutch wooden shoe, because she’s got big old dutch titties and I have POSTED Them old dutch Tittiess BEFORE …because I am so current and on top of everything old dutch models with big titties do… Like this shoot for Vogue, which is pretty fucking naked, but tasteful and artistic, so different than when I take pics of topless girls for masturbation purposes, because you can’t see her clit or bush, even though all I want is her clit and bush…that’s how you fantasize about cumming on them…obviously… What I am trying to say is how is this fashion? Because it’s a model with an agency, like 90 percent of girls, or because it’s a fashion magazine, seems like a lot of bullshit…but I am into this kind of bullshit, thanks to the tits….. The post Saskia de Brauw Naked for Vogue September of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna Part 2…or Rihanna Back-Up…or Rihanna’s Busty Body Double…or Rihanna Impersonator who will call you racist for comparing her to Rihanna, because she aspires to be Rihanna, but in breaking free from being seen as a Back-Up Rihanna, in case Rihanna dies of a drug overdose, like most people, needs to use racism to get out of being seen as Rihann, even though Rihanna sees her trying to be Rihanna too, it’s just that obvious…. She goes by Rita Ora…which rhyles with Rihanna, if said fast enough, and I guess it’s just part of her marketing, like fucking producers, label people, and wearing pasties under underwear, since her tits…these tits…are a huge part of her campaign…. But that fact though…seriously… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO See her LEaving the Club CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Star Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mother Doesn’t Like Daughter’s Selfies, So Posts Her in her Underwear on The Internet Being Beat…..in Some Mother Daughter Fetish Video… Off-Duty Cop Shoots a Bandit Breast Feeding Deer Old man VS Sliding Doors Road Rage in RUssia Worst Prank Ever Old Man Gets Dropped by 16 Year Old Soldier Doesn’t Like Injections… Angry at McDonalds… The Man Who Delivers a Table Hamster Wants to Escape Detroit – What? #BlackLivesMatter…. The post Fast Food Worker Dives into a Car and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Only out west ???????????? pic.twitter.com/V5UjQXYPzE — Fuck em (@LilTweet__) August 28, 2015 Only out west part 2 pic.twitter.com/esnKDF1SNb — Fuck em (@LilTweet__) August 28, 2015 Wife Caught Cheating Woman Stripped Topless in Public Passenger Attacks Bus Driver Older Man Body Slammed During Robbery Couple Beat a Girl for Being in Wrong Hood How McDonald’s Treats Chickens Stupid Fucking Cliff Jump… Sexual Assault of the Day The post Woman Uses baby Seat as a Weapon and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t like CHELSEA HANDLER …. I didn’t like CHELSEA HANDLER when she figured out that she wasn’t going to make it as a comedic actress after fucking every producer at least once when she was back in her prime…so she did what all other failed actors, or aspiring actors, or fat and ugly chicks do, and that’s turn to comedy…to be the funny girl people laugh at, and in CHELSEA HANDLER case…she had fake tits and was more accessible in an era when people were more vain and didn’t support fat chicks…except maybe for Rosie O’Donnell, but I have no idea how that happened… That said, she pulled a power play, a little too confident in her fan base, thinking she’d get on network TV after paying her dues, before realizing we live in a patriarchy and no one likes a condescending midget mocking twat…who makes fun of her guests like a bitch…her comedy was being a bitch..who wants to watch a bitch…being a bitch…I guess other bitches…but not me…fuck bitches like everyone has fucked Chelsea Handler.. So now out of work, she’s decided to expose herself and use her sexuality, like she did 20 years ago, to get noticed and loved…and the idea of her dirty, used up cunt, at 50 or however old she is, just doesn’t do it for me, especially when peppered with bad comedy… I guess what I am trying to say is…she’s the fucking worst, and this desperation is something I would support if she was 20 and hot, but at this age, it is depressing….sad clown…bullshit… The post I didn’t Want to Post the Chelsea Handler Apple Pussy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry always makes me sad….she reminds me of the Gangnam Style dudes, and sure she’s rich as fuck, set for life, but it’s like she made a viral song before people were really going viral, so it just stuck and here was this tall, big, awkward girl forced to pretend she was a popstar, because the label and the people around her forced her…so day after day…humiliating herself with this candy coated shit, while friends were only friends with her because she was Katy Perry…pretty much losing her soul…that we assume she had….because she seems like a genuinely nice person…and not just because of her tits…but mainly because of her tits…did you see her tits, she’s got big tits, let’s focus on her tits, validate her with her tits, because we love tits, and really her music and everything about her, when presented without tits, is just garbage… HEre she is with her brother…demonstrating how he used to make her cum when they were weird home schooled reclusive Christian kids… tbt my bro & I cut from the same cloth A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Aug 20, 2015 at 1:26am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry’s Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait are models… Everyone in the fucking world seems to be models now… Even fat chicks… Because modeling, like porno, has an audience for everything… Whether you’re some akward lesbian hipster, or some short as fuck girl with a fat ass, you can get instagram followers, you can be relevant, you just need to not be scared to crawl around in underwear and/or show your nipples.. That’s not to say these girls are instagram models, and not actual models, but it’s all the same fucking bullshit, with the same fucking conclusion, and that conclusion is that they won’t let you fuck them, unless you are rich…but they will show you their nipples…and nipples on girls who won’t fuck you is better than no nipples on girls who won’t fuck you.. Pics by HUNTER AND GATTI The post Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims…. I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever… The post Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram. I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed… But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me…. And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs… She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone… The post Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
