So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely… The post Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gisele did a weirdo dance video for Stuart Weitzman and it is was weird as fuck… I guess drag queens, you know men who like performing as women, sometimes on Tuesday night at the local cabaret, other times in life as a Victoria’s Secret model, turned “Mom” and wife to some cheating NFL player…all while getting richer than god, despite being from the streets of Brazil…like most of the tranny sex workers of brazil…just love dancing.. It’s like I’ve never met a Drag queen that didn’t like dance… The post Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora, Rihanna Impersonator and girl who fucks her way into a record deal and fan base, when not showing the paparazzi her tits, had her first American concert apparently…and the whole thing was boring, except the gratuitous titties in pasties, like some 1930s stripper, when nipples were illegal on strippers, trying to be interesting and seductive because she knows, as much as we know, that her talent alone can’t carry her, so she’s gotta keep refining her Hollywood Boulevard act to stand out amongst the Batman impersonator, the Elvis Impersonator, and the Michael Jackson impersonator, all blocking her stage in front of the Chinese theater…. Here’s a video… Here are more pics of her Tits in Pasties CLICK HERE Here’s a video of her in concert… Here she is boring in concert…seriously boring in concert CLICK HERE Here she is on a date with Wiz Khalifa CLICK HERE Here is her see through shirt and pasties… The post Rita Ora’s Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley is a real joker…it’s hard to hate a puppet who isn’t a cunt about being a puppet, but rather is willing to make fun of herself for being a puppet, by going out there and making fun of herself in disguise… Sure she’s not a singer song writer, who has positioned women as weak, broken hearted in need of a man pussies – like Taylor Swift… Sure she doesn’t make as much Money as Taylor Swift…and is more of the polar opposite that I assume the record labels they are on set up as marketing… One wholesome, friend with everyone puppet…VS the other lesbian, genderless, titty flasher… Either way, the whole thing is dumb, but the video is solid…I guess it’s the only way these late night TV shows can stay relevant while no one watches TV…. Here she is wearing bunny ears…chewing Gum like a pile of trash BONUS – Here’s Ali Wentworth Flashing like she was Miley… I don’t know who Ali Wentworth is… The post Miley Cyrus Asks People About Miley of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crazy Footage of a Whale… “Fuck You Pussy” at a Bond Hearing Daycare VS Kids More Chinese Construction Wins…. Creepy – Kangaroo Building Under Construction Collapses Cat VS Cat Door Man Saves Kitten…. The post Subway Finger Bang and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heather Depriest is the lastest Playboy cover girl, and unlike the trashy fake tit, stripper looking Playboy cover girls of the past, this one has more of a hot model vibe, because that is what’s in now thanks to instagram, and since these girls all get naked for the sake of “artistic” nudes, there really isn’t a need for Playboy…. So here is this model, not in Playbo even though Playboy is the biggest thing she’s done, because I never heard of her before yesterday, in seductive but not really nude pics that aren’t for Playboy by JOSH RYAN … I guess she’s trying to differentiate herself from other models who are hot and getting as naked for photographers for the sake of getting naked, because we like naked…since only 12 a year can be Playboy cover girls.. It’s hard out there for an instagram model with a dream. Who cares…here are the pics… The post Heather Depriest By Josh Ryan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
HEre’s a weird pic of Selena Gomez, looking likg Kylie Jenner, because I guess the hormones in the food are making these under 25 year olds look like they have crazy waist to hip ratios, that I guess are caused by waist training harnesses, and/or FACETUNE app…we’re onto you..but not the way I’d want to be onto her…this leopard print panty shit is exciting, especially to the girl in the background taking pics of Selena as she takes pics of herself in this self-aware, selfie obsessed, document everything so we don’t need to use our brain to remember….but I’m far more interested in the friend’s vantage point, I mean who cares about this view…and I still haven’t figured out how this isn’t Kylie Jenner…I guess take the lead from what people seem to be into and ride it like the puppet you are… Next time, let’s aim for more crotch shot.. The post Selena Gomez Panty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner… Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people… I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models…. She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites.. Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares… Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat… The post Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Now that Kylie Jenner is 18 and her black rapper boyfriend who already has a kid has sang about penetrating her has the world lost interest in her? Can they see her for the puppet that she was bred to be, but more importantly can they see a 35 year old sugar baby looking face on a sloppy body, that may or may not be a tranny…. She’s not hot, she’s not exciting, she’s not interesting…yet they have her posing in bathing suits like she is, because I guess the “urban” market loves it..because they love anything rich, once wet, now brown, despite being white, thanks to the family being on giant identity crisis navigating to stay relevant and it is working.. I get it, when she’s under 18, illegal to fuck, she becomes more interesting in her slutty booty pics…but the day she turned 18, I am sure we can all agree all that deflated, she got sloppy, her face old and saggy and even these bathing suit pics, uninteresting and basic… I’ll post them anyway….you know keep the momentum alive…but know I don’t think this garbage matters… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I haven’t written about UK Glamour models in a very long time. I was never really interested in them or the fact that these men’s magazines would do cheesy fucking photoshoots with them. They were always just low level models who were probably cocktail waitresses who figured out that if they showed their tits, they could be the next JORDAN KATIE PRICE, and either make a bit of money in the process, or land a soccer player, because there are so many soccer players looking for trashy cocktail waitress type girls, who have the stamp of model on their ass, because it makes them seem more high profile and like their tits are more valuable…It was just strategic hooking, while celebrating that not all UK women are toothless chimney sweeping grey skinned trolls, but also fake tan, fake tit, 90s Playboy looking trash…who didn’t quite do Playboy, but they did do NUTS…which I guess is not the same at all, or Page 3…. That said….Rosie Jones…is one of the newer Glamour Models, if 10 years in the dated, pre instagram game, is considered newer…and instead of fading into obscurity, she’s booked this high profile gig modeling sex store looking lingeire, you know cheap shit, with her nipples photoshopped out, underwear that likely causes yeast infections even when not shared between prostitutes…because I guess being on the package of sex store lingerie is status to a stripper who never was….or maybe she just needs the money and this is the modeling equivalent of doing anal in porn, or turning to getting paid for sex to buy your designer purse…who knows….or cares… I’m posting it because these pics are so bad…and could have been so decent because she has great tits…and there are instagram photographers capable of doing better than whatever this shit is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Jones in the Cheesy Yeast Infection Causing Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
