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Ashley Benson’s Vintage Ass Flash of the Day

Ashley Benson posted her ass flash in a pair of what may be black panties…while climbing on rocks…in what I guess is her being full of action and adventure…on some great expedition…that is probably the most fitness she’s ever had in her life…and possibly the last time she broke a sweat…at least based on her doughy looking face and tits… My favorite part of what is her best work on screen is her cunty, angry, spoiled brat sounding “stop filming”…the kind of video you find of an ex girlfriend that reminds you want you killed the bitch and buried her in the basement / got broken up with by her when she found a better man, only for you to spend the next year crying about it because you’re a fucking bitch… But her ass in jeans isn’t that bad… The post Ashley Benson’s Vintage Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock… Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs… Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another baby… It’s pretty basic… I always found her an overrated model, totally uninteresting on all levels, with a weird round face and trashy attitude, but Victoria’s Secret and Orlando Bloom collaborated and made her…and now we’re stuck with her, but barely….as her relevance slowly fades and her ability to lure billionaires into her uneventful, possibly talented, which would explain why she’s even being talked about, cunt…as Australian girls, for the most part, are a lot of fun…even when they are the worst… The post Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock… Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs… Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another baby… It’s pretty basic… I always found her an overrated model, totally uninteresting on all levels, with a weird round face and trashy attitude, but Victoria’s Secret and Orlando Bloom collaborated and made her…and now we’re stuck with her, but barely….as her relevance slowly fades and her ability to lure billionaires into her uneventful, possibly talented, which would explain why she’s even being talked about, cunt…as Australian girls, for the most part, are a lot of fun…even when they are the worst… The post Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted her boyfriend of a long time, Enrique’s favorite position… A little demonstration of how he’s normally the one on all fours…while her cold, mean, souless, but into the money Russian Tennis player who never was plows his love song singing, passionate latino rich kid ass… And she’s showing some panties, all while still being kinda hot, and reminding me that her bikini pics were the first post on this site to go viral back in 2005…so thanks Anna Kournikova for this horrible existence I’ve felt obligated to update for 4-5 people the last 10 fucking years… The post Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

Shanina Shaik was “caught” by the paparazzi doing some photoshoot for some bikini company, because part of the Victoria’s Secret deal, as this girl is one of their new “angels”…who I guess they are replacing Adriana Lima with, is that they lend their girls to other people to exploit their girls, because it makes their girls seem like they are more relevant than they actually are, because in this world of instagram models, who gives a fuck about actual models…. The only difference is that actual models are just the sugar babies who are going to get billionaires…while the instagram models…go for the millionaires… It’s all very stupid, but what isn’t stupid is that she’s giving the paparazzi props for this photo she posted: “Paparazzi can get some “OK” pics lol ” Because the bikini company called the paparazzi to take these pics of her, this is some hired second shooter obviously, and they all probably grabbed lunch together, which is far less fun than when paparazzi used to rent helicopters for the 100,000 dollar picture that just doesn’t happen anymore… Either way, still a model in a bikini…better than pretty much anything I’ve seen a bikini today…but in my defense…I haven’t left my couch in 2 days. Here she is in some shoot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day

Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to… TO SEE PICS OF HER DRESSED SKIMPY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me out…and apparently these are pictures of her at the airport and they are being marketed as her “hard nipples”…and I feel like it is a lot like trying to stare at some pubescent girl at the pool in a one piece…with developing breasts with hard nipples..you know the shit you may have had your first jerk off to when you were a teenager and it was ok to like pubescent girls…and not as a grown man who just loves everything about this…that’s just fucking weird and I hope you’re not a camp councilor, bus driver, social worker, or really anyone allowed around kids… If you’re more into the teen girls who get their period at 7 thanks to emotional trauma thanks to her dad leaving them….you know the kind of girl who has double Ds by 16, this probably isn’t the kind of jailbait girl for you…especially considering she’s pushing 30…and just looks 12 and athletic…in some birth defect I think is hormone therapy her mom fed her to child star her… Either way, who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day

Taylor Swift is a cult leader, who has managed to brain wash girls everywhere into thinking she’s some empowered woman taking control of her own heart after constantly being mistreated by dudes she probably never dated but just fucked in her quest to find the perfect dick, since everything in her life is perfect, that’s how she has it set up… In being a cult leader, other girls want to associate with her and her broken heart ministry, by standing by her side and entertaining her, because she’s evil leader…. I guess the LA show brought out girls who want to join the Taylor Swift circle, despite being too old for Taylor Swift.. Including but not limited to: Salma Hayek and Mary J Blige / Oprah were There Maria Menounos…and Nina Dobrev #taylorswift w/ @valeriefatehi and @ninadobrev A video posted by maria menounos (@mariamenounos) on Aug 22, 2015 at 10:18pm PDT Hilary Duff in Not Very Period Friendly Pants TO SEE THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE OLD PEOPLE SHOWING UP TO THE CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day

Kelly Brook is the worst… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show… So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame… But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit. The post Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Dog Sex of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Aug 22, 2015 at 9:32am PDT Miley Cyrus posted some videos of her naked and tonguing her dogs in what shouldn’t be seen as erotic, or as a glimpse into some peanut butter covered pussy because their big firm, loyal tongues are far more broad and strong than Stella Maxwells…. They shouldn’t be seen as a broken teen angst girl from Tumblr who cuts herself and loves neon and cartoons…or anything Japanese… They should be seen as a broken girl who can’t trust or love any other people, because even her parents sold her off and everyone around her only like her because she’s Miley Cyrus..you know so sad, but these dogs will never leave her side, they’ll protect her, because that’s just what dogs do… And I think the most interesting thing about these dogs, is the shit they’ve seen her insert in her pussy…I am sure some of those things have been legendary… Be$$$$$t morninnnnn kissssiezzzzz ???? A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Aug 22, 2015 at 9:29am PDT Here are some pics of her naked in bed – and pre-shower because you care… The post Miley Cyrus Dog Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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