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Demi Lovato in Cosmo of the Day

Demi Lovato is ridiculously famous and now in a tight dress in Cosmo…and I don’t care, you probably don’t care, but her millions of fans probably care… She’s a bit of a bull dyke who I assume pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, and it’s the only way he feels joy… Not that I know what FES from that 70s Shows gets pleasure from…but I know when it’s not underage girls, it’s this…photoshopped, latina with a loyal latina fan base..because latinas see her as one of their own who made it, bringing hope to a bunch of first generations…almost like Trump…but different. The post Demi Lovato in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day

Here’s some pics from a recent Agent Provocateur Campaign…. Agent Provocateur is the higher concept Victoria’s Secret, created by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager and Vivienne Westwood, that everyone buys into and thinks is luxury, because it is overpriced…and represents status to retards who buy into this shit… But it looks good enough to me, it’s got some old school lingerie vibes, and I just ignore that it is probably owned by evil Victoria’s Secret… Apparently, this line is by Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica…because I guess anyone can design lingerie if they win an Oscar and have a hot sister who never quite made it… And here are the campaign pics that bore me because pics always bore me. The post Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day

The Tits from Blurred Lines are on a bit of a media blitz, because she’s so low level, she needs to keep up momentum, otherwise people will forget about her. She’s the stripper money of “celebrity”, you know, it comes easy and fast…by making dudes cum, and it’s gets spent on Chanel Purses and cocaine…pretty quick. Meaning, easy come, easy go…she got famous quick, for her tits, people loved her tits, and tits have only so much sustainability, even if they are compelling tits, it’s easy to forget those tits when other tits come along, unless they keep up the media…like this… I feel bad for her, but not really, I feel bad for her boyfriend, who I assume she cheats on in her quest to be as famous as possible…and I’m glad to say…she’s got great tits, even if they are implants, and thats enough reason to spend 4 seconds noticing her. Boring shoot, she barely matters, but she’s here. The post The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day

I think these pictures are some of Ellie Goulding’s best work… Here’s an interview I had with myself about it: Who’s Ellie Goulding? A UK Pop singer… Why do you care? You Don’t… Why did I post this? Her ass is bending over for the paparazzi while grinding up to her dude… Why is this important? It’s not…I just like watching people fuck, I’m a creepy pervert and I guess in world, this is as close to seeing her inner slut, until she leaks nudes or a sex tape when her celebrity starts fading… Is there anything I’d like to add? Yes, I am pretty depressed that like a teenage girl, I have a blog and talk about this nonsense, that I’ve never cared about, maybe that’s why I’m not successful….but still would have preferred this to have more anal. Do I think being successful is important? Not as important as finger fucking a UK popstar on the beach in public to try to find excitement in life… That interview sucked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Feminist Armpit Hair and Trimmed Pussy Inconsistency for Purple Magazine of the Day

Alexandra Marzella is up on the femoinist hustle… You know shaving her pussy into a perfectly porno landing strip, while growing out her armpit hair, to prove some kind of point I am unsure of…but know all these girls are all about it, and I don’t find that it looks cute, not that I care if a bitch is hairy, I’ve loved bush forever, I just find it irritating her armpit has more bush than her fucking bush does, which is what I am actually into…but I guess bush doesn’t really get much exposure to prove a point when in public… I just think these young feminists are right to want women’s rights or to fight people like the Kardashians for objectifying women in the media, it’s like fuck that trash, but the reality is, when they get naked and “empowered” they are essentially doing the same thing as Kim Kardashian…and more importantly, they are fighting a fight they’ve already won…but any excuse to get girls naked, works for me, that’s why I am a feminist, cuz I like empowering women through nudity…and I like nudity…and I fucking hate the Kardashians…but I still don’t like to fuck with Armpit hair…it just isn’t sexy to me, unless girl is on her period and her menstrual cup is stinky, and her armpit is the only thing I can fuck..it’s very Euro.. The post Feminist Armpit Hair and Trimmed Pussy Inconsistency for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid for W Magazine of the Day

Gigi Hadid…the American Dream…dating a Jonas Brother, who isn’t wearing a purity ring anymore, because he realizes that angle was fucking lame to market his band, in this slutty fucking world, especially when most girls want to be shamed, humiliated, choked and fucked up the ass…especially with a Jonas brother, he’d be pretty dumb not to run with it… Gigi Hadid…daughter of a rich, LA based, narcissist who fucks models, including her mother, because models love money….has been packaged as a legit model, in her quest against the Kardashians, her best Frenemies, because let’s face it, these idiots live in this insular bubble that America watches, and the Kardashians are winning…Gigi can’t let them win..she’s cuter… I guess it’s her Arab sense of competitiveness… That said…she’s in W Magazine, not breaking the internet like a Kardashian, who didn’t really break the internet, but who I am sure has broke a few folding chairs she’s sat on…but there’s still a skinny naked ass in a bed..and I dig it. Photographer is Stephen Klein. He’s pretty top of the line..so take it in…even if it’s boring….everything is boring…we’re over exposed to this shit. The post Gigi Hadid for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day

Kylie Jenner seems to be the only thing that matters these final days of being 17….her birthday in 2 weeks, but thanks to being a Kardashian, she’s not going anywhere, despite what the world should want, but that white America keeps perpetuating…. She’s looks 40, she’s built like a hip hop video vixen, she fucks old, pervert, baby daddy black rappers who you know fuck all kinds of people, and has the bastard babies to prove it, making her a dirty dirty 17 year old ,one who will be in Montreal on her Birthday and who should let me release her sex tape, even though the family business is built on this, and they have a whole distribution system set up… Just another example of me being useless, obsolete, sucking at life… But at least I can watch these idiots on Social Media to remind me of my failures…while staring at their prostituting ways…. The post Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey and her Friends is Creepy of the Day

Here’s a little Mariah Carey hanging out with Bieber..that is one of the creepier pictures because Mariah Carey must be 100 years old…and should be busy hanging out with her Billionaire boyfriends who she gets passed around between, becasue she’s crazy and medicated..making this one of the worst parties, you’d probably want to end in some kind of terrorist attack since you’ve got them all in the once place, but that instead probably ended in a terrorist attack on the people, in the form of shitty music Interracial! Here’s her thick mayan neck… The post Mariah Carey and her Friends is Creepy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendal Schuler by Jody Pachniuk Because #Summer of the Day

I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is.. I just know that she’s on the Emily Ratajkowski school of girls who don’t look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”…. Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome. The post Kendal Schuler by Jody Pachniuk Because #Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples in the Rain of the Day

Ireland Baldwin was entertaining when she was 17 turning 18, because for some reason everyone became quickly obsessed with watching her on social media…but no one got obsessed with giving her modeling jobs, something that should probably be as hurtful as your dad screaming at you on an nationally played answering machine message calling you a troll, or whatever he called her… It’s like every celebrity daughter gets a modeling contract and work, why can’t she… But at least the rain is on her side, that dark cloud in her soul isn’t memeories of young love with her surfer boyfriend, or her black angry molested lesbian girlfriend, or even her celebrity upbringing, living in her family shadow, or more importantly, with a Baldwin head, never quite establishing herself, even though she was working it hard for a while… This dark cloud, is one that surprises her with rain, perfect for paparazzi pics, like the stars aligned… As a pervert, I fucking love surprise showers and the nipples they bring…and for that…it should carry us into the weekend…let’s hope for some flash storms on tight t-shirts… Here’s Hailey Baldwin and Red Carpet with some Dude… CLICK HERE Here’s one of them tonguing.. The post Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples in the Rain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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