Here is unappreciative, back pedaling, American Hating, but not American hating when America turned on her and she had to explain that she’s young, and has some learning to do, please don’t cancel her tour, she’s a cunt, she didn’t mean what she said, she just said it, because she didn’t know she was on camera, and after knowing she was on camera, had to spin it… So based on who she is as a person, she probably wants to be wiping her ass with the flag…but instead she’ll just be cute about it…and I’ll support any booty shaking… The post Ariana Grande’s Booty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In 2006 or 2007, I met Bronques from LastNightsParty….he was this nomadic character that traveled the world, going to all the hottest parties, taking some of the hottest pics at those parties, creating a brand of real life, documentary of these party girls, often times involving them posed, flashing, naked, being amazing… He was a master director, would get girls who weren’t models posing, and looking amazing, and over the last 8 or 9 years I’ve run into him all over the place, I’ve seen girls I know naked on his WEBSITE – LastNightsParty.com …and today I got these pics in my email from his mailing list..and I was just like “OMG BOOOBS, I LOVE BOOBS”… You see, posed photoshoots aren’t my thing, but real life snapshots of girls…showing off their bodies, of all shapes…is my jam…so follow LastNightsParty everywhere…he’s one of the originals… TO see the rest of LastNightsParty CLICK HERE The post Some Babe for LastNightsParty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In 2006 or 2007, I met Bronques from LastNightsParty….he was this nomadic character that traveled the world, going to all the hottest parties, taking some of the hottest pics at those parties, creating a brand of real life, documentary of these party girls, often times involving them posed, flashing, naked, being amazing… He was a master director, would get girls who weren’t models posing, and looking amazing, and over the last 8 or 9 years I’ve run into him all over the place, I’ve seen girls I know naked on his WEBSITE – LastNightsParty.com …and today I got these pics in my email from his mailing list..and I was just like “OMG BOOOBS, I LOVE BOOBS”… You see, posed photoshoots aren’t my thing, but real life snapshots of girls…showing off their bodies, of all shapes…is my jam…so follow LastNightsParty everywhere…he’s one of the originals… TO see the rest of LastNightsParty CLICK HERE The post Some Babe for LastNightsParty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Do you ever wish that Lyme Disease was AIDS, or something more terminal and sexually transmitted…and I’m not talking airport talk…I’m talking Avril Lavigne being the fucking worst, embarrassing, 30 year old who thinks she’s a 14 year old mall rat skater from the 90s…who is married to what you’d assume is the single worst thing created in Canada….Nickelback…and although Avril is a girl, and cute enough that I don’t really wish anything too aggressive or violet upon, but her vagina, the one Nickelback pollutes, is a good murder weapon and if she was a martyr, and brought him down for the count, the world would be a better place and she would finally be the source of good…not evil…music…right… The post Avril Lavigne’s Lyme Disease Tits in a Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model industry for being tall and awesome and able to turn her back on Canada like it was Poland, to live the life of luxury that she’s living…and really, I think most people would do the same thing…turn your back on the place that saved you, with my TAX dollars, you unappreciative twat…go live your sugar baby life…doing photoshoots…getting naked and slutty…all because of my people…disgusting…but not overly disgusting that I wouldn’t want her to ride my face, but I would definitely, have a stern talking to her pussy before I dove in…it’s the Canada way to deal with conflict… The post Daria Werbowy For Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anyone who has had a threesome will tell you “they weren’t all that hot, but there were two of them”….it takes a real lottery win, and/or a lot of money or fame, to land a threesome with two serious fucking babes…and I guess the same goes for twins….Two is better than one. The PR team behind Soles Twins, are pushing this shit aggressively. They are all over Vogue and DailyMail, and all these other magazines, excited that there are new twins who are decent looking enough, you know in this hipster world, but more importantly, tall and skinny enough, to make it in the world of modeling… A world, that I find cheesy as fuck, posing for the sake of posing, while everything thinks they are fucking models…and any girl, no matter what her face looks like, gets signed if she’s over 5 foot 8…. So I don’t find these girls hot, but they are getting hype, and I guess that’s enough for me to notice…but more importantly, #skinny #legs… I don’t believe they are the next Olsens, or even the Barbie Twins, or the Budweiser Twins….But I do believe in skinny legs….I also believe that twins all fuck each other, even fraternal twins, because they have weird connections, and it’s technically masturbation…and incest…all at once.. Here’s some of there uneventful pics, making me believe, they have very expensive team pushing them because why else would I fucking know them…It’s not like I’m front row at fashion week. I don’t even get off my couch…or even browse the interent that aggressive. The post Kelsey and Baylee Soles are the Twin Sisters People are Excted About of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Niykee Heaton is some Youtube cover artist, who realized that doing cover songs would get her views, and views will get her subscribers, and subscribers will get her a record deal with Justin Timberlake trying to USHER her, but that I guess went no where, but allowed her to focus on what she is actually passionate about, showing off her fat tits, fat ass, and waist trained waist to hip ratio, like a Hip Hop video vixen, who could have been the one in videos singing, but instead is shaking her ass…on instagram…like the black dudes she seems designed for, I fucking love it. Here’s some of her recent work…. Beyoncé-d these waves. (???? @jayylawton) A video posted by Niykee Heaton (@niykeeheaton) on Jul 5, 2015 at 8:03pm PDT The post Niykee Heaton is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lily Collins has a career of her own. I am sure it has nothing to do with her dad being Phil Collins…the singer…of such classics as…su su sudio… And everything to do with raw talent…and/or how scandalous she gets on instagram…with these bikini pics of her paddleboarding like a 40 year old mom on a retreat or some shit… I need more crawling around on all fours…But there’s a bikini and bikinis get noticed by me.. The post Lily Collins on a Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailee Steinfeld is the tall, awkward, weird looking, average acting, actor from I don’t fucking know what.. I just remember her as some underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food… Now she’s showing her tits in a bikini, because it’s summer and people like showing their tits in bikinis…it comes across as less desperate….and slutty, even if it’s a “hey look at me in a bikini”…which by default is desperate and slutty….exhibitionist behavior… The post Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These are some screencaps from some GQ produced “viral video” called “How to Date Charlotte McKinney”… Where you can get sucked into her up talking, dumb sounding, florida trash….lying about how she dates, who she dates, or what she thinks about dating, she’s just talking in Cliches while looking more unattractive than I originally thought…snorting and swearing like the drunk hooters girls she was mean to be…. What she forgets to say is “Rich and Connected” and/or “ex celebrity Stephen Dorff”…. She’s the worst…and doesn’t belong…here’s the video anyway – you’re welcome GQ…. But a reminder that America, the land of big tits, is still ass obesessed, but back to being tit obsessed, which I guess is a familiar place, even though I like ass, as tits come in so many shapes and sizes I can enjoy, while asses are just hit and miss….flat all back, fat, sloppy, etc… So Big tits are back in, not that they were ever out, but they weren’t getting the same love asses were….but now they have the power to create something as shit as Charlotte McKinney…so never underestimate the power of tits… Here she is talking about her boobs on Cosmo…for the men….pretending to be for the women…and that face…it’s so bad… Here are some paparazzi pics of her “Bra less” because this bitch MILKS things Hard CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Boobie Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
