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Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day

Her name is Sistine Stallone. She is Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter who he probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders… Her name is SISTINE STALLONE aand she’s luckily not the child of Brigitte Nielsen, thanks to Britgitte Nielsen having a penis..because Brigitte Nielsen is terrifying…but rather Jennifer Flavin, who is still married to Stallone… Well, like all girls on instagram and social media, especially celebrity and rich person kids, she wants to be a model like her momma… It’s like why bother using the unlimited resources the family has to do somehting good in the world, but rather go pose for photographers and brands who like leveraging the family name to sell product… It’s a trend that has probably always been a trend…based on Melanie Griffith..and I guess we shouldn’t expect anything less vapid from these people… She’s 16…and look out for her…she’s working on being the next Jenner and Hadid…#GOALS. Her instagram is not nearly slutty enough..I am sure she’ll work on that… Here’s her dad’s creepy instagrams: The post Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hadid Sisters are the Sister Fetish of the Day

Anyone who has dated a girl who has a sister, and possibly some of you who have sisters, will know that sister fetishes are a totally normal thing… This can include wanting to see sisters go at each other…like a couple of lesbians showing off the moves their dad taught them to entertain his bowling team buddies…you know just masturbating together for attention because girls love attention… It can also include wanting to fuck the sister of the girl you’re fucking, even if she’s not as hot, not that you ever end up with the hot sister, loser…because fucking girls from the same family…seems bad… Making these Hadid Sisters…milking the attention they are getting…touching each other…like their media / fame whore / money grubbing Los Angeles based family taught them….and I find it hot…because 2 are better than 1…. The post Hadid Sisters are the Sister Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided you’ve got more 25,000 dollars to spend on sex with models, and I will assure you that no matter how disgusting you are…90 percent of girls will say yes.. So here’s Samantha Hoopes, a Sports Illustrated model, which in case you didn’t realize, means she’s pretty low level and probably not making much money since Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, it just gives these girls the stamp they need to get athlete or rich dude boyfriends.. And she’s eating a burger like a plus sized model…without being plus sized…because rich people don’t like fat people..being fat would get in the way of business.. The post Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day

Nick Minaj….is in Cosmo this month…where she probably discusses a whole lot of bullshit, because Nicki Minaj is bullshit…she’s some acting school, casting couch, creation to reach a hole in the market Lady Gaga made, you know a circus clown weirdo….who eventually because Lil Kim…in a weird turn from bubble gum pop…to rapping about the quivering of her asshole while being eaten out…thanks to the world being sexed the fuck out… Well, throughout the whole thing, she went from fat chick to fat tits and fat ass….and I guess here are the vanilla and boring teeny bopper pics… When what I think is more interesting, is that according to her instagram it looks like Nicki Minaj is single…thanks to rappers fucking groupies and getting caught…not that I find Nicki Minaj’s sex life, love life, personal life, professional life, her music…or anything about her interesting… The post Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day

Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck… I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own… The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird…. The post Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

I was told that Irina Shayk had a ton of plastic surgery, but a friend sent me her vintage pics, where we can see that she just looks like a Russian.. all Russians brides look like this with their big lips and loveliness…the theory is that communism killed off the uglies… Her plastic surgery, is irrelevant, even with it, she was one of the hottest girls in the model who is less a model and more a hooker game…but I guess in ways she luckily escaped sex work, to perform a different kind of sex not on webcam but with rich and famous dudes….one who was gay and the other who is Brad Cooper… All this leads to her getting in magazines like Telegraph magazine…like she matters more than most sex workers matter…and when looking at her, I understand why…. The post Irina Shayk for Telegraph Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Allie DeBerry Ass Picture for Instagram of the Day

Her name is Allie DeBerry…the sweeter the fruit… She’s a girl of the church, at least that is what I assume when she posts bible proverbs to her instagram bio…along with ass pictures.. Proverb 31:25 – She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. Yes…I love the misguided bible thumping weirdos, who think their whoring is a work of god, and that fate will come her way…especially when they are coupled with ass pictures… She was on a Disney show, so we can assume that the Texan with stage parents, knows quite about whoring for the lord, as some of the most corrupt people are these weirdo evangelicals… I get where she’s going with this “higher purpose”….and I like it…even if it’s totally contradictory and insane…but I guess you can’t ask too much out of vapid sheltered half retards…just focus on the slutty… Her boyfriend is Tyler Beede from the SF Giants…who also posts bible verses on his shit… who are these people….his reads: 2 Corinthians 5:17 – Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come:[a] The old has gone, the new is here! I assume their sex is really distorted as he is railing her ass…while Jesus watches..unfortunately not this Jesus, cuz I’m down.. All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Allie DeBerry Ass Picture for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sam Cannon by Nat Lanyon of the Day

I don’t know who Sam Cannon and Nat Lanyon are, but does who they are really matter. This is a superficial world where we only just care about ourselves, that luckily has a need for nude and half nude content, since we’re all over exposed to the shit, sitting in front of screens all day, and have a need to never get enough of it, one of those never satisfied always looking for the next tit…as a general philosphy…. And the good news is that with that constant need for tit, there is a constant flow of talent willing to show their tits, in hopes to have a career as a model…thinking this is how to get it.. So who they are…doesn’t matter…what they are doing…does…. The post Sam Cannon by Nat Lanyon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones or another one of those very successful, popular, shows that people everywhere are obsessed with but that I don’t care about because I can’t handle dragons, wizards and fantasy shit…I say leave that shit on college campuses where the virgin losers who you see have sword fights in the park create their sci-fi/fantasy swords…and where they congregate together…because without a club…they’d just be weird and alone… I know, there’s nudity on the show…and rape scenes…but I prefer spending my time listening to my own failures…as she chokes on her fat neck next to me… Either way, here’s Emilia Clarke in a magazine. The post Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

Test tube baby Josephine Skriver proves yet again that genetically modified humans, unlike their food counterparts, are much more substantial and good to look at than regular in utero born babies…especially when those test tube babies are made from gay scientists and some lesbian…because they are raised to be fabulous, to look fabulous, to dress fabulous, and to get into modeling to be fabulous…the poster child for the experiment we can consider a success..all funded by Victoria’s Secret… I’m a fan of this future technology. I need it for my basement, you know to give my captives friends that no one will notice are missing.. The post Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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