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Black Don’t Crack: Coming To America Came Out 29 Years Ago Today And The Stars Haven’t Aged A Bit

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

. (Photo by Buyenlarge/Getty Images) Cast Of Coming To America 29 Years Later In case you didn’t know, the iconic comedy Coming To America just turned 29 years old. That’s right, it hit theaters in 1988. Do you feel old yet? The movie is so full of black excellence and royalty…and hilariousness that it stands as one of the greatest of all time. But here’s what’s crazy: the cast still looks marvelous. Take a look at the lack of crackage these celebrities have seen in all these years. https://twitter.com/TrivWorks/status/875772919531655169 Cuba Gooding, Jr. Credit: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com https://twitter.com/fynesonny/status/877579404422938625 Eddie Murphy 20th Annual Hollywood Film Awards – Arrivals Featuring: Eddie Murphy, Paige Butcher Where: Beverly Hills, California, United States When: 06 Nov 2016 Credit: Michael Boardman/WENN.com https://twitter.com/fynesonny/status/877579404422938625 Arsenio Hall Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com https://twitter.com/MadamMoney058/status/880418657679155200 Samuel L. Jackson When: 26 Sep 2016 Credit: LK/WENN.com https://www.instagram.com/p/BVSdfPvhx6U/?taken-by=garcelle&hl=en GARCELLE BEAUVAIS (Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images) Eriq La Salle Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com https://www.instagram.com/p/6S2Nq6Lq2T/ Allison Dean (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./WireImage) Shari Headley Credit: Guillermo Proano/WENN.com https://twitter.com/ksb78/status/832799900370890752 James Earl Jones Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com https://www.instagram.com/p/BMH70sqAzU7/?taken-by=vanessabellcalloway&hl=en Vanessa Bell Calloway

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Victoria Justice Is One Leggy Hottie

Posted on May 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for  Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to  reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine , and they’ve even got her on a trampoline . It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.

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Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is porn to someone… Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit… Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit… Because life works out for people who are hot.. LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO Makes me want to breast feed… The post Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her…. The post Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Is In Great MILFy Shape

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always dug  Kate Beckinsale — she’s been crushing it in the Hollywood MILF department for years now — but I’m not entirely sure about this quote she’s got on the cover of Shape Magazine ‘s January issue. Don’t get me wrong, Kate’s definitely looking pretty “fit” thanks to that bikini (and, ahem, a little Photoshop). But the fittest she’s ever been? I’m going to have to go back into the archives to double-check that. If I’m not back in 3 hours, send a search party in after me. Otherwise, I could get lost in there for days.

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Ellie Goulding in a Flare of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellie Goulding is grabbing her tits in a mesh shirt for a magazine, because this is how press is supposed to be done – when you want people to know who you are, or to talk about you…but you’re not quite ready to get fully naked, even though if I went through the archives, you’ve already been fully naked, just not for FLARE, because they’re more tame than that…and they make pretty shitty pics, but famous girls from the UK who perform at Music festivals grabbing tits..is better than nothing…not much better…but still better… The post Ellie Goulding in a Flare of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez: Did She Catch Justin Bieber With Hailey Baldwin?

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For weeks now, we’ve been hearing rumors about Justin Bieber’s attempts to back together with Selena Gomez for the 47,5675th time. Unfortunately, the Biebs seems to have forgotten about the all-important “not banging other women” part of trying to win back an ex’s heart. Yes, it seems that like most of us, Selena assumed that Bieber ended his relationship with Hailey Baldwin   before trying to weasel his way back into Selena’s life.  How wrong she was to assume he would take the least scumbaggy approach: “Justin tried to secretly bring Hailey as his date to the iHeartRadio Music Awards,” a source tells Hollywood Life.  “He’s decided to give things another go with her and hid her backstage away from prying eyes because he didn’t want Selena to know.”  It seems a star-studded, nationally-televised awards show might be a less-than-ideal place to try to pull execute a down-low hookup, but Justin is as brazen as he is douchey. Sadly, his operation didn’t pay off: “[Selena] went backstage and saw Justin with Hailey and she was furious about the whole thing. That’s why she was so stand-offish with him that night.” So that’s why! We assumed she was keeping her distance because of Justin’s dreadlocks . So many bad decisions in a single night. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber Hairstyles: From Cute to Creepy…

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19 Celebrity Crushes from the 1990s: Where Are They Now?

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You had their poster in your childhood bedroom. You taped their show every week on an actual VHS tape. You'll never forget the strange sensation in your pants every time you saw them on screen. They were your first-ever movie or television crushes and you wonder whether time has been kind or mean to their over the years. Well… scroll down and wonder no more! 1. Danielle Fishel, Then Every warm-blooded male between the age of 12 and 17 was in love with Danielle Fishel as Topanga on Boy Meets World… 2. Danielle Fishel, Now … and now those boys may be grown up themselves, but they can still see Fishel as Topanga on Girl Meets World! 3. Melissa Joan Hart, Then She cast a spell over your genitals as Sabrina the Teenage Witch… 4. Melissa Joan Hart, Now … and she may still be doing so as one half of Melissa and Joey. 5. Sarah Michell Gellar, Then She drove a stake through your heart as Buffy… 6. Sarah Michell Gellar, Now … and she’ll soon be reprising her role in Cruel Intentions via a small screen spinoff of that beloved movie. View Slideshow

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Kate Middleton Accused of Having TWO Nose Jobs

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now I can’t stop scrutinizing her photos. Never in a million years would I have assumed that the Duchess of Cambridge went under the knife, but an alleged source claims that Her Royal Highness has had not one, but two nose jobs . “The first was a graduation present to herself in 2005,” the source told OK! Magazine .  The second surgery was done to make “adjustments” to the first one. Not only that, but Catherine (so says this source) had a breast augmentation after having her two children, Prince George and Princess Charlotte.  Eh, I don’t know if I believe this.   Flipping through the archives, I don’t see a visible difference in the way her nose looks in 2005 vs present day, and even the years in between.  There are some public figures who look like they got work done, but in this case, I’m going to have to call foul. Yes, Catherine underwent a makeover when she married Prince William, but it doesn’t look like things went further than an improved blowout or heavier eyeliner.  Her nose more or less looks the same as it did ten years ago. As for a boob job, she’s probably only recently stopped breast-feeding Princess Charlotte, so I can’t imagine she’d put her esthetic needs before those of her child. Flip through the gallery below and determine for yourself whether or not the Duchess of Cambridge had work done.   View Slideshow: 17 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Smug as Heck

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Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have never met a lesbian who isn’t angry at the fucking world, I like to say it is because they don’t get enough dick, but realize that’s just ignorant, because based on my dick, that would just make a girl way angrier…and other girls eating them out, is probably a way less traumatic and calming experience, where they don’t need to feel disgusted and worthless while wondering if the smell of my cum will every come off of them… That said, Bieber is an angry Lesbian, yelling at the Today Show Cameraman in front of a crown, because he’s getting in the way… It’d be much more interesting, if his Ellen, Sam Ronson, Tilda Sweetin, hair…was blowing in the wind…. I wonder if he became lesbian like other lesbians…by being molested by Usher as a child…paid off and bought…millions and millions of dollars later… Either way, it all makes sense….and is expected..and I jsut did a Bieber post…what’s wrong with me…I blame the world… The post Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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