Today’s installment of better get to know a no-name hottie features lingerie model Autumn Holley . According to my research, Autumn’s from Florida, has a bachelor’s degree in communications, looks extremely good in lingerie, and would look even better in my sheets. OK, so I’m just guessing on that last one, but there’s only one way to find out for sure. So how about it, Autumn? My readers deserve to know.
Jimmy Choo’s fall campaign stars Nicole Kidman…the robot/alien ex-wife of Tom Cruise, who happens to own a carrot pie that he probably wasn’t too into eating, because it didn’t have testicles, but that I am totally down with eating, because I’ve never had sex with an official redhead thanks to years of being disgusted by them…and karma not allowing me to get up in one now that I’ve grown as a man and accepted all shades of pubic hair, even the pubic hair that contrasts heavily with the bright pink of the vagina lips that contrasts heavily with the pasty, almost invisible skin. I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about the shoes, something I assume at least one of you has a fetish for, a fetish so consuming you have a pair on right now….because that’s jus the kid of crowd I attract… I blame THIS NICOLE KIDMAN PHOTOSHOOT …for the boners Nicole Kidman now gives me… Here’s the campaign.
Prison Closes After Female Inmate Forced To Give Birth In A Toilet The Texas prison that came under fire last summer after a female inmate filed a lawsuit agains them for forcing her to give birth to her daughter in a toilet has now closed down. The inmate, who’s newborn baby girl sadly died 4-days later as a result of the horrific incident, claimed the prison staff didn’t take her seriously when she said she was pregnant. Check out the details of the incident below. via Dallas News Just weeks ago the Texas Observer branded the Jesse R. Dawson State Jail on the banks of the Trinity River near downtown Dallas as “Texas’ worst state jail,” citing, among other things, poor conditions and inadequate medical treatment that “in a few cases led to deaths.” Among them: Autumn Miller’s premature baby, a girl named Gracie born after just 26 weeks of gestation. Autumn told KTVT-Channel 11 in July 2012 that guards at the privately operated jail, which is owned by Corrections Corporation of America, refused her cries for medical attention. She says the guards gave her a menstrual pad and locked her in a cell. She says they told her she just had to go to the bathroom. As a result, Miller says in a lawsuit filed Friday in Dallas federal court, on June 14, 2012, “She looked down and watched, in horror, as she delivered baby Gracie into the toilet.” The infant lived for four days and died in her mother’s arms. “Within an hour of Gracie’s death,” says the suit, “CCA employees took Autumn back to Dawson.” The suit alleges CCA guards did nothing to help Miller, before or after she gave birth to her baby; she claims it took guards 15 minutes just to find the key to get into her cell, and that “several CCA employees came into the holding cell while Gracie lay there helpless next to her bleeding mother.” Your Black World news has since reported that the prison in question has been closed down in accordance with an investigation into the unsatisfactory practices and treatment at several prison facilities across the country. What a horrible story! In prison or not, no woman deserves to be forced to do such a thing….and the child certainly didn’t deserve to lose her life for it.
Kate Middleton who?!? Kim Kardashian what?!? One of our favorite actresses has briefly stolen the pregnancy spotlight by announcing she’s expecting baby number-two. “It’s pregnancy awareness month. So you should be aware … that I’m pregnant! Yup,” Autumn Reeser wrote on her website, Move Lifestyle. “Baby number TWO is on the way and due at the end of November. We’re thrilled!” The actress, forever beloved for her role The O.C. and who will next be seen on USA’s Necessary Roughness , is already mother to son Finneus James, who just celebrated his second birthday. Reeser married husband Jesse Warren in May 2009.
The disappearance of 12-year-old Autumn Pasquale was enabled in part by Facebook, according to a new report regarding the New Jersey girl’s tragic death. Pasquale initiated the conversation when she saw a photo that Justin Robinson, 15, had posted of his BMX motocross bike, the Newark Star-Ledger reports. The Facebook conversation about the bike is particularly chilling, as prosecutors believe the brothers lured her to their home intending to steal her own bicycle for parts. “Is that ur bike?” she wrote. “Yeupp,” he responded. “Thts sexy!” Pasquale wrote. “lol thxx,” Robinson replied. “… yes. cme 2 my house.” Four days later, Pasquale went missing. Her body was found Monday in a recycling container next door to the boys’ home in Clayton, N.J., just 17 houses away from where Pasquale lived. She had reportedly been strangled to death. Another Facebook post by Davidson led Robinson’s mother to call the police on Monday, worried that her sons may have been involved in Pasquale’s disappearance. Justin and his 17-year-old brother Donte Robinson are charged with murder, conspiracy to commit murder, evidence tampering, improperly disposing of a body and theft. Pasquale will be buried Saturday.
Even though she is named after one of the seasons in a year we think that you will like this video clip of the gorgeous actress Autumn Reeser as she is completely naked on top of her lover riding his cock hard in this simulated sex scene from the movie The Big Bang. Continue reading →
The rich, F. Scott Fitzgerald famously (and much overabusedly) wrote, “are different from you and me,” and Crazy Eyes tests just how much an audience will be able to care about their problems despite this fact. Wealth isn’t the explicit topic of the film, but it colors everything about it, from the swank house in the hills in which Zach (Lukas Haas) lives to the women who trail after him with dollar signs in their eyes to the way that he seems to have nothing to fill his time with except alcohol. The privilege isn’t the problem so much as how it has shaped our protagonist — a self-absorbed, self-pitying Los Angeles asshole who happens to be in a self-destructive phase. The motivating factor of the film is Zach’s pursuit of something, for once, he isn’t easily able to have — Rebecca (Madeline Zima), to whom he’s given the nickname “Crazy Eyes,” a girl who’ll drink herself into oblivion at his side but who won’t sleep with him. Crazy Eyes is the third directorial effort from Adam Sherman, and is, like his 2010 Happiness Runs , based on his own personal experiences, suggesting he either has a staggering sense of self-laceration or a just as noteworthy lack of awareness about audience empathy. The close of the film would seem to indicate the latter, as it finds Zach murmuring in his periodic noir-style voiceover that “I could tell you pleasing details, like maybe I quit drinking or ended up with a beautiful girl, but I don’t feel like telling you stuff like that, because if I told, and it was true, then I’d probably mess it up like everything else.” Until that point, the film has done so little to make you hope for or invest in any way in Zach’s redemption that the moment is eyebrow-raising — were we supposed to be rooting for this jerk the entire time? Zach’s malaise is due in part to his recent divorce and in part to some lingering parental resentment. Between bouts with booze we see him neglect his adorable, lisping urchin of a son and deal with his folks as his father (Ray Wise) tries to recover from a stroke. His days bleed into his nights in a slurry series of drunk scenes blending into bleary daylight — one thing Crazy Eyes does do well is to offer a feel for the elasticity of time when you’re in the middle of a bender, the messy burnt ends of disastrous evenings followed by the characters groaningly waking up in the late afternoon with little sense of mooring (“Oh, man, is it the weekend?” Zach asks, dismayed, when he pulls up to an art exhibit on a date and sees the length of the line outside). We never see where Zach met Rebecca, but at first she’s not even at the top of his list of girls to call when he wants company for the evening. She gets Zach’s attention by refusing it — by letting him take her back to his home and then pushing him away when he tries to make a move on her, saying that she has a boyfriend. This pattern comes to define their relationship, as do attempts at what Zach fondly refers to as a “struggle-fuck.” She comes over and often ends up in Zach’s bed, but his attempts at anything physical generally end, unpleasantly, with her fighting him off, sometimes violently. Despite Zach’s name for her, how crazy Rebecca actually is is something of an open question. The film is a measure of Zach’s subjective experience, from his narration to the way it visually echoes his less-than-sober outlook with jittery editing and close camerawork, and so presumably she’s being seen through his biased personal filter, as is his snippy ex-wife (Moran Atias), “lingerie designer” Autumn (Tania Raymonde) and the girl in New York (Regine Nehy) who keeps calling him to profess her love and insist “I just want your dick so bad it hurts.” All the women in Zach’s world are beautiful and want his money, and Rebecca is something of an anomaly because she resists, though we start to feel this may be part of a calculated game for her to keep him in the chase. Sherman co-wrote Crazy Eyes with Rachel Hardisty, the real-life inspiration for Rebecca, along with Dave Reeves, who’s presumably the rough equivalent to Zach’s bartending/coke-dealing best friend Dan (Jake Busey) — another relationship based, at least in part, on an underlying monetary enticement. The film seems to aim for a gritty and real depiction of a drug- and drink-fueled not-quite romance, but it’s in fact just your worst fears about the kinds of people who populate L.A. brought to ugly, misogynistic and sometimes maudlin life. “You’re a rich asshole with no feelings — you don’t even know what it’s like to struggle!” Rebecca yells at Zach right after we’ve seen him get, and not share with her, terrible news about his family. But it doesn’t feel like she’s wrong — it’s all just fodder for his eventual movie. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
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