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Seacrest Ready to Kash in on Khlomar

Filed under: Ryan Seacrest , The Kardashians Get ready to see a lot more of the Odoms — because before the couple even said “I Do,” producer Ryan Seacrest was already thinking “spin-off.”Seacrest, who produces “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” was at the wedding yesterday in Beverly Hills — … Permalink

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The Georgetown Cuddler is Amazing of the Day

This dude is the single greatest sex offender I have come across. Just yesterday I was telling this hot chick I was walking down the street with that it’d be amazing to randomly hug people, you know just videotape us walking up to random people from behind and giving them a real solid fuckin’ hug, something loving that you’d expect to get from an old friend, just to see their reaction, but this weirdo, the Georgetown Cuddler, took it to the next fucking level, snuck into beds at night and cuddled up to single girls and that deserves a fuckin’ toast, or even a minor celebration cuz that is on some whole other level that I wish I was creepy enough to be on but still feel like I connect with…Especially since “Cuddles” used to be my obnoxious catch phrase when ripping into people online…

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Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears in their Bikinis of the Day

I started this post with these Britney pics that are shit quality and that we’ve all seen before, when really the only one triggering any of my fantasies (teenage pregnancy) is Jamie Lynn Spears.

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Melissa Joan Hart’s Ugly Face Making Ugly Faces of the Day

I used to watch TGIF on ABC a bunch of years back and ponder where I went wrong in my life that at 30 I was sitting at home drinking whiskey with two teenage girls who weren’t mine watching TGIF on ABC like being wholesome was supposed to be fun or some shit. It was a turning point in my life where I figured I had made a mistake and fucking hookers and drinking myself into the gutter on random drug induced adventures was a hell of a lot more interesting that this shit and whenever this Teenage Witch bullshit would come on, I’d get real mad, because her fucked up face fucked up the only thing that was interesting about watching TGIF on ABC and that was fantasizing about fucking the shit out of the girls on the show

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Joanna Krupa is Making a Shitty Comeback of the Day

Joanna Krupa would be more interesting of a slut if she actually grew up in Poland during communism, instead the bitch fled the shit when she was 5 like some little pussy too scared to enter the Eastern European sex trade and that kind of lack of discipline and commitment to her journey to America the land of opportunity makes me mad. When I know she got her at 5 and lived an American life, with American wants and needs and lazy American struggle to the top, I realize why she is barely famous, but tried a few years ago and is trying again by being on Dancing with the Stars who are hardly stars….and here she is at some event….

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