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Ashley Smith in the Shower of the Day

Ashley Smith is an awesome gap tooth model who has rockin’ tits…and who I guess is making the move into acting….because here she is in some 5 mintue movie…this girl likes the camera….and remindsus how easy it is to be on camera….if you look like her….. So this movie goes from her communicating with her dog about what to wear…showering in a way that I can’t see her nipples….going to a photoshoot….then meeting some creepy dude who looks like a woman/and or lesbian…for international women’s day I guess….. It doesn’t end in anal….or close ups of her throat fucking like most movies end….but is a shitty love story and she is still seducing me with her hot model hotness…despite how bad this is….reminding me she exists…and leading me to my archives to find pictures of her tits….. TITS That you can see – 1- Here 2- Here 3- Here

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Ashley Smith in the Shower of the Day

The Best Danielle Fishel for Maxim Video You Will See Today of the Day

I fucking hate Maxim. Just last week they sent me an asshole Lawyer’s letter asking me to take down all the maxim pics I have ever posted since 2010…because before 2010…Maxim used to pay me 1000 dollars a month to link their bullshit cuz I was a bigger site than them….I even spoke to their Lawyer…who is so backwards running after their pics…instead of just being like every other site who doesn’t care if you use their pics as long as you big them up..cuz it’s fucking marketing….you fucking cocksuckers… So I refuse to post Maxim content or the low level D List chicks they are doing shoots with…unless it is in the form of an amazing youtube video by a serious fucking creep cuz finally…Maxim shoots have some fucking substance… Fuck you Maxim…and Topanga…despite her fan base…has always been a chubby weird looking freak…so if you’re into this just cuz she has tits…I totally expected you to be…Childhood fantasies should die off with your dreams and aspirations you failure.

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Kate Upton Hot Big Tits in Vogue Spain of the Day

Despite hating fat chicks who aren’t fat yet….as well as hating Kate Upton for being overrated….. HER BIG TITS IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT FOR GQ were a fucking Game Changer for her… That pretty much put her in a whole new realm of worth looking at, because before that shoot, those nipples were on lockdown and for a bitch who depends on her tits in a huge way, while other bitches less hyped then her are showing off their tits….even though her tits are the only thing of value she has and has had no problem exploiting in a safe for work way….maximizing them and taking them to the next level deserves some credit….. Here she is in Vogue Spain July 2012…..not as good as GQ….but good enough for me to not hate……despite hating everything about this bitch…except maybe her tits…cuz tits are inspiring….no matter what cunt they are attached to…..

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Kate Upton Hot Big Tits in Vogue Spain of the Day

Kate Upton Hot Big Tits in Vogue Spain of the Day

Despite hating fat chicks who aren’t fat yet….as well as hating Kate Upton for being overrated….. HER BIG TITS IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT FOR GQ were a fucking Game Changer for her… That pretty much put her in a whole new realm of worth looking at, because before that shoot, those nipples were on lockdown and for a bitch who depends on her tits in a huge way, while other bitches less hyped then her are showing off their tits….even though her tits are the only thing of value she has and has had no problem exploiting in a safe for work way….maximizing them and taking them to the next level deserves some credit….. Here she is in Vogue Spain July 2012…..not as good as GQ….but good enough for me to not hate……despite hating everything about this bitch…except maybe her tits…cuz tits are inspiring….no matter what cunt they are attached to…..

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Emily VanCamp is in Her Bikini in Monaco of the Day

Emily VanCamp is someone who I have never heard of, which is pretty fucking unfortunate, because before she was on TV, some show called Revenge I’ve never heard of, which isn’t saying much, cuz I don’t watch TV….she was living in Montreal…..and I live in Montreal…meaning I could have crossed paths with her at the Canadian national dogsled games, or at the igloo building ceremony, or at the ice wall dance party….I coulda flashed this bitch my cock on public transit after school, you know before she was fucking famous…but I fuck up all opportunities…and it usually takes a photo of a vagina in dolphin position in the pool to make me realize my shortcomings by not cumming, failure at life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily VanCamp is in Her Bikini in Monaco of the Day

Marisa Miller Video Game Ad from 2008 of the DAy

Here’s a commercial from 2008 of Marisa Miller when she was a little less haggard, showing off her hot supermodel body, playing out some Risky Business shit like she was Tom Cruise only with less dick sucking experience, which is saying a lot about Tom Cruise, because before Marisa Miller was a late bloomer Victoria’s Secret pussy, she was working low level modeling jobs and showing off her fake tits, a career that usually comes with random cocks down your throat to pay the rent. I don’t know how legit this shit is, but I’ll post it anyway cuz it is doing the internet rounds and bitches in their underwear is always worth talking about as far as I’m concerned.

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Nadine Coyle is Nice and Skinny of the Day

One of my favorite things in life is eating disorders. It’s just something that really fires me up and turns me on. Maybe it’s because I am married to a fat chick and it is miserable even if every burger she eats is a burger closer to death, because fat chicks smell, are uncomfortable to sit next to on a bus or even on the couch, partially because of the heavy breathing but because you have to look at them and accept that this is what your life has become, so whenever I see a curvy bitch shaped the fuck up and slimmed the fuck down, no matter how extreme they went to get there, or how they may have gone too far, it drives me bananas…so fat chicks, take a lesson from this Nadine Coyle UK Popstar bitch, because before she got this skinny, she wasn’t even that fat , but I guess curvy enough for hollywood standards, and blogs probably ripped into her and lowered her self esteem enough to bring her to this amazing weight, proving yet again that making fun of bitches pays off in the end for all of us, except maybe them, especially when they die of cardiac arrest from not eating…..but that’s just a small price to pay for hotness… Pics via Bauer

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Busted Face of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking them back to my single, sheetless mattress in the corner of my friend’s bedroom I used to live on, and most of the times, they’d hype her up and tell me she was good to go and that if I backed out now, I was faggot. So I’d go home, I’d do whatever it is I’d do to them, and I’d wake up only to realize that all that hype was fucking lies, and that my friends weren’t really friends at all…they just wanted me to go home with the girl with one-eye, or the girl with a patch of green fungus on her cheek and a variety of other seriously disgusting shit I would have hated myself for, if I didn’t hate myself already and think the whole thing was funny. What I am trying to say is, this bitch is all hype, there’s nothing about her that warrants me or anyone else talking about her, sure she’s skinny and has a big Julia Roberts mouth you can shove your fist in while fucking her up the ass, but everything else about her fuckin’ sucks, especially the fact that she thinks she’s fucking famous. I hate her…. Pics via Bauer

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Necro’s New Video of the DAy

I just woke up – It’s got something to do with drinking until 7 in the morning and not really worrying about my website that steals my fucking soul…So watch this to distract yourself while I slowly crawl out of the death that I’m feeling…. It’s Necro’s new video

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Terrell Owens Accused of Bentley Fraud

Filed under: TMZ Sports Terrell Owens is being accused of dropping the ball on a pre-season bet he lost to a fan — a bet involving a $200,000 Bentley. The fan claims the Buffalo Bills receiver owes him the car — because before the season started, Owens made a “deal” … Permalink

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