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Lindsay Lohan’s Hipster Hotness

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at that annoying Coachella festival over the weekend wearing some sort of hooker/hipster bride costume. I thought she wasn’t allowed to put herself into these kinds of situations anymore, the judge can’t be very pleased about this, someone needs a spanking. She’s looking pretty damn good though, I like it. And I’d definitely be on board with that spanking thing, so hot, but instead of the judge could we make it Pamela Anderson doing the spanking? #sexyjustice

Lindsay Lohan Is An Old Lady

Who the hell is this old lady? Isn’t this John Gotti’s like sixty year old daughter, what the hell is she doing on this site? I’m being told this is actually Lindsay Lohan at an amdAR gala in New York last night. I’m not buying it, Lindsay is still in her twenties, this broad has been around the block more than a few times. I guess it’s possible that it’s her, she’s got the impressive front meat, the cheesy tattoos on her hands and she’s riddled with freckles. What the hell? Someone needs to stay out of the sun. This is just not cool. I want the old Lindsay back.

Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures

I think I speak for all of us when I say that some women just seem to belong in bikinis, Leilani Dowding is one of those women. Here she walking along the beach all by herself in her sexy little bikini. Poor thing, all alone like that, she needs a sickly pale blogger walking by her side. Obviously I’d wear a long sleeve shirt, my skin hasn’t seen the sun in quite some time, but it will still be fun. Call me.

LeAnn Rimes Sexy Stocking Hottie

LeAnn Rimes isn’t exactly one of the world’s most beautiful women, she’s actually kind of weird looking, but now that she’s got those fake breasts and doesn’t seem to like eating a whole lot, she’s got one hell of a body on her. Some might say it’s a little too skinny, personally I like a little more meat on the bones, but fake breasts make everything alright. Anyhow, here she is dressed in her sexy schoolgirl like outfit as she heads to the airport. I like it.

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Head To Court

Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday for yet another appearance before the judge, and she brought her sweet big sweater puppies along with her. Apparently the judge was impress with how well she’s been doing and told her to keep up the good work. One look at those mounds and any judge would be quick to let this hottie go, but not before sitting in on a private viewing of her strip search of course. How does one go about becoming a judge?

More Awesome LeAnn Rimes Bikini Booty

It looks as though LeAnn Rimes and her sexy little booty are still on vacation in Hawaii and they’re spending a hell of a lot of time in a skimpy little bikini. I don’t think it’s possible for a hot chick to spend TOO much time in a tiny bathing suit. Here she is doing some bikini lawn bowling. I’m not sure if this is proper attire for the sport, but I’m certainly not going to complain about it. Beers, bikinis and lawn bowling…. Awesome.

Sharlely Kressenberg Hot Mom Swimsuit Pics

I didn’t think I’d be posting pictures of a former tennis pro’s wife this morning, but there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot going on out there so this is happening. Here’s Boris Becker’s wife, Sharlely Kerssenberg spending Christmas on the beach in her sexy little mom swimsuit. I don’t know how old she is, I don’t really care, but she seems to be holding up pretty nicely. I need to work on my tennis game.

Zoe Kravitz Bikini Pictures

I don’t know whether or not I’m digging Zoe Kravitz in a bikini but I guess it’s better than Zoe Kravitz not in a bikini. She could use a little work in the chesticle area but luckily her little booty makes these photos somewhat worthwhile posting. Enjoy.

Stacy Keibler’s Long Legs Head To Mexico

Here’s Stacy Keibler hanging out with that old dude from ER . I think his name is George Clooney, down in Mexico somewhere showing off her luscious long legs. I can’t believe this guy, not only does he get Stacy’s long legs wrapped around him whenever he wants, but he gets his own golf cart?!! WTF? Whenever I go to Mexico all I get is explosive diarrhea. *Vote for Stacy Keibler in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

Leilani Dowding Bikini Christmas

This is exactly what I wanted to see today, some hottie hanging out in her bikini dressed up like Santa Claus. I’m not really all that into Christmas, but this kind of thing I could get behind. Here’s Leilani Dowding strutting her stuff on the beach in a skimpy little holiday bikini. Her body is perfect, I love that tight little belly of hers. Amazing. I want to eat off that thing, and not something easy like sushi or fruit, something like a hot chicken sandwich with extra gravy. Delicious.