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Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day

I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits… I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits… So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding… You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb. The post Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day

I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits… I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits… So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding… You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb. The post Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Wozniacki breast reduction size

Caroline Wozniacki in new people have been obsessing over the breast reduction surgery she had five years ago but all they need. she spent last summer recovering from breast reduction surgery, which took her cup size down to a more modest 34C. She speaks Danish, English and Polish fluently. When asked in 2008 by Teen Vogue magazine what sports beside tennis she liked to play, Wozniacki said “I like handball, soccer, swimming, playing the piano, and all kinds of different things.” On 20 Dece

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Genevieve Morton’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s the fucking worst….but she’s got big tits…if you like that kind of thing…I’m more into spread ass pics…which she hasn’t sent me…despite my constant requests on social media…because I guess she doesn’t see those request as romance, even though it is, at least in this modern, porno filled world. All this to say. I want her to have my babies…and not just to watch her breast feed…but to have her breast feed me…

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Jessica Hart for Porter Magazine of the Day

Jessica Hart is some model who I think did Victoria’s Secret for 4 minutes, before getting on the model billionaire program, which is what all the clever models do, knowing that the billionaires are weirdos, possibly gay and need a model to show off to their friends to feel like they’ve officially made it or have it going on or whatever, even though they probably never see each other or fuck each other, it’s just some hooker shit that pays better than being a model…and that allows them the hope of marriage and babies, because billionaires don’t ever marry non-models… That said, she’s Australian, and thus trash to begin with, so it is no surprised to her countrymen and here she is in Porter Magazine…fascinating.

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Chelsea Handler Ass Flash of the Day

Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..

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Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans… Here she is working out…. A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:53pm PST

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Miranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…

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Want Bigger Boobs For Just 24 Hours? Try ‘Vacation Breasts’

It’s not every day you get the chance to take bigger breasts for a spin, but thanks to board certified plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe, you can now get temporary enhancements that last just one day–without surgery. It works like this: his “Insta Breast” saline injection “gives the impression of implants for 24 hours,” which… Read more »

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Emily B., Eva Marcille & Meelah Williams Look Flawless For The Pink Line Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign

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Eva Marcille, Emily B., Ravaughn, “R&B Divas” star Meelah Williams and other gorgeous beauties are showing their support for Breast Cancer awareness this month through…

Emily B., Eva Marcille & Meelah Williams Look Flawless For The Pink Line Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign