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Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.

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Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.

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Kelly Brook on her 3K Walk of the Day

Kelly Brook for this 3K Walk made me laugh because I always call her fat because she’s kinda fat…at least too fat for a 3k run, because them titties need enough estrogen to exist, they are her money maker, and taking on circuit training or any weightloss strategy would essentially destroy that like it was her pregnancy a few years ago… I don’t really have it out for Kelly Brook, I like Glamour models with big natural tits, who show those big natural tits, and make a lot of money with their big natural tits as much as the next pervert who likes tits… I just like teasing because she puts herself out there, al of her out there, and I like that about her, I just don’t love that her boobs don’t come with a belly, while you still cum for her boobs… She could have totally chosen to be a stripper, escort, or cocktail waitress instead of a low level famous….and available to tease….so if anything it’s all her fault… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook on her 3K Walk of the Day

Kelly Brook on her 3K Walk of the Day

Kelly Brook for this 3K Walk made me laugh because I always call her fat because she’s kinda fat…at least too fat for a 3k run, because them titties need enough estrogen to exist, they are her money maker, and taking on circuit training or any weightloss strategy would essentially destroy that like it was her pregnancy a few years ago… I don’t really have it out for Kelly Brook, I like Glamour models with big natural tits, who show those big natural tits, and make a lot of money with their big natural tits as much as the next pervert who likes tits… I just like teasing because she puts herself out there, al of her out there, and I like that about her, I just don’t love that her boobs don’t come with a belly, while you still cum for her boobs… She could have totally chosen to be a stripper, escort, or cocktail waitress instead of a low level famous….and available to tease….so if anything it’s all her fault… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook’s Sexy 2015 Calendar

The 2015 Kelly Brook Calendar has arrived and here are a few scans of her perfection. I’m not sure if dudes actually order these things online since I’ve never bought a calendar in my life and I know they are targeting my demographic; dudes who live in their mom’s basement, single and broke! To me it’s a big waste of paper and besides I’d get bored of looking at the same Kelly Brook picture on my wall for a full month. Nonetheless, if she wants to send me a copy for free, I’ll hang it up on my wall or better yet put it next to my pillow when I go to sleep. » view all 13 photos          

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Kelly Brook’s Seatbelt Hustle of the Day

Kelly Brook’s seatbelt tho… You probably don’t know who this is, but she’s a UK Titty model and she is on the big titty prowl to get the paparazzi to remember she exists while in LA before she turns 40. The whole thing is much more interesting when she’s starved herself for a week or two before her titty modelling gigs that make her low known…for her tits which when you have tits like this – I guess should be celebrated…and I guess they are – because I am writing about this…and shouldn’t be…I mean these are just tis. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Pumps It Good

I’ve got some pretty great news for you perverts today: according to my sources, Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers broke up. Which means there’s hope for us yet. 0.00001%, but hey, it’s still better than nothing. Anyway, that probably explains why Kelly was busting out the other day and here she is continuing the celebration with some killer gas station modeling. But I think I know what’ll really help Kelly get over the breakup: a rebound with someone who’s the complete opposite of her ex. So pasty, unfamous, and out-of-shape — I’m perfect! » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Vanessa Hudgens’ Booty Isn’t Shy

I don’t know what Vanessa Hudgens has against the paps, but here she is pulling her go-to move again: hiding her face from the cameras. Luckily for the rest of us though, all that does is just give us an unobstructed view of her killer lower half in skintight leggings. So I’d say the move backfired, but who knows, maybe that was Vanessa’s goal all along — to make sure everyone focuses on what’s really important here: that perfect booty of hers. Well, mission accomplished. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet

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Kelly Brook’s Shirt Is So Tight, It’s Turned See-Through

Good news, everybody: it looks like the old Kelly Brook is finally back. And by that I mean the one who’s capable of giving me an instant pants fire just by walking down the sidewalk in a tight t-shirt. In fact, I don’t even think this shirt was see-through originally, I just think those massive funbags of Kelly’s are currently stretching it to its limits. And here’s hoping it can’t hold out for much longer. Because I don’t think I can either after this. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are Going To Explode

OMG! Kelly Brook has knocked it out of the park in this cleavage revealing dress. I know I’ve been making fun of her for gaining a little bit of weight while dating a super jacked fitness dude, but I think Kelly should gain another 20lbs because besides all that fat going to her booty, it’s creating two big monsters under her chin. I’m lovin’ it. » view all 17 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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