I guess it only makes sense that Carmen Electra busted out some more of her ageless hotness at the Expendables 3 premiere, considering it’s a movie about a bunch of old action stars showing they’ve still got it. Because nobody’s still got it as much as Carmen here, and with all the big names they added for the sequel, I’m a little surprised Carmen wasn’t one of them. Because I’m pretty sure that those perfect funbags of hers were just as famous as either Stallone or Wesley Snipes in the late ’90s. And they probably saw more action too. » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s a brand-new photoshoot Carmen Electra did for Galore Magazine , and I don’t know how she does it, but even though she’s in her 40s now, somehow Carmen still looks every bit as hot these days as she did 20 years ago. OK, sure, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but come on. I’ve been trying to convince Carmen to hook up with me for years now, and as long as she’s still doing ridiculously hot shoots like this, I’m not going to stop either. Continue reading →
Selena Gomez went out in public rocking a massive camel toe because I get her labia are mangled thanks to being destroyed by Bieber’s giant penis… People get so mad when I talk about Bieber having a giant penis. It makes me laugh and that’s why I do it. It’s not like I’ve seen his Penis, but I’ve heard from at least one hooker who has fucked up, 3 pornstars who have fucked him, and one other random chick who fucked him, that motherfucker’s penis is porn level and dangerous… Maybe that’s why Lupus Gomez goes back for more…she can’t fill the void, not even when she tries with her pants… Who knows…who cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE
Abby Brothers is a model that I’ve been following on instagram. You know just another one of those LA girls who I don’t really know why I follow them…but who get bikini work, and do topless work, and do all the hipster magazines that aren’t even real magazines…I just find them hot…even if they are all pretty much the same… I’ve posted her Naked With Hipster Bush For Terry which is probably where I fell in love, you see, I love bush… And now she’s being shot, in Video by the genius Steve Shaw, who you may know as the guy who founded TREATS MAGAZINE and thus Emily Rat-Cow…who I hope he has 20% of. I don’t know if this video is good or not, I couldn’t really watch it, I was busy staring at Abby Brother’s bush…the kind of bush I’d still fuck even if me and her were brothers.. I just know TREATS brings it…so I’m sure it’s worth it…
First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right… That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page… I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it… VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE
First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right… That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page… I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it… VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE
Carmen Electra’s recent performance at the Avalon in Hollywood brings up an interesting discussion point….At what point in a woman’s career or Life cycle, does it become pathetic to strip down and put on some ridiculous Cruise Ship Entertainment performance….as if it is anything other than a comedy or novelty act. I understand that she’s got an amazing body, probably because she needs to have an amazing body, she’s Carmen Electra and that’s all she has going for her…I also understand that she decided to ride into menopause instead of having kids that would destroy her body…I also understand that old girls can come along every once in a while and look great, no matter how many weird things they have inserted in their vaginas…or how well travelled those labias are… But there is always a tipping point, when the stripper in the stripclub reaches day shift…because night shift is for the young ones… I am not hating, I just don’t get it. I mean I am sure this will be a great hit in the retirement community she lives in….or for a halloween act…dinner party- pull out granny’s old bag of tricks…but as a serious project, it’s pretty embarrassing… But I’m sure her 40 year old fans, who have been with her since 1992 are loving every second of this, since she looks a lot better than their wives… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Carmen Electra posted these pics of her rocking a really hot body in a bikini, despite her botox face, because all she does is workout, since her hotness is all that defines her…and her bank account. I mean she didn’t even get knocked up in her 30s like all the other girls….you know to have a kid to transfer her narcism to a new generation when she had the chance…now she’s all menopausal, but has all the time in the world to do yoga, pilates and whatever else it takes… She was too into herself and her career to ever damage her body, since that’s the only thing that has brought her money, like a stripper or hooker I guess she is… All this to say, her posing with another plastic woman, while being half naked is oddly erotic…but still fucking weird…but I guess weird is the future of porn since…since we’ve seen everything she’s capable of…
I saw these pictures the other day and they made me laugh for two reasons… The first was that I couldn’t remember what Carmen Electra’s name was, and I actually had to google her to figure out the MTV Playmate from the 90s who never had a baby and who is now menopausal despite the desperation to stay hot that her botox, rebuilt, scared to get old because her looks are all she ever had face face is screaming… The second…is how fucking funny her botox, trying to stay young, rebuilt face looks… I guess bitches don’t know how to age gracefully, even when they know how to squat… Here are her workout moves to inspire you to never get old…or to kill yourself before you do because even with a toned stomach you look stupid as shit trying to stay hot… If you don’t like that, then here she is on a date with Joanna Krupa, because low level titty models who have made it stick together CLICK HERE
It was a busy weekend in Tinseltown, as some of our favorite ladies celebrated birthdays over the last 48 hours! Hit the jump to see some of our the best moments from three April 19th and three April 20th celebrants!
