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100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day

This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending parents love to do…you know rich, free and surrounded by other rich and free people, who figure there is finally some room to breathe after getting knocked up at 25 by a 45 year old daddy who gave them the good life… Because this is definitely not designed to rich the young millionaire who wants to get dressed up in Gucci…who wants to party with a 45 year old model who is super fucking photoshopped, even if she is still hot, has a good body, and looks more like a woman than she ever has…maybe better hormone therapy…who knows… I just know she probably charged the brand 5 million dollars for this – without the brand really looking into the fact that no one, except maybe Tom Brady and their 15 kids gives a fuck about this has been. She’s not even a Victoria’s Secret model… Maybe they owed her a favor, or just have money to burn, either way – it’s so weird.. This reminds me of a old lady letting loose and getting drunk and inappropriate at a wedding or something – which I guess makes people want to buy designer clothes… The post 100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day

Bad Moms is another one of these Hollywood’s answer to misogyny, understanding that if they put together a movie that is based on women, women everywhere, who still go to movies, will fill the seats on ladies night, or maybe on any night, because they are lonely sad and like 2 hours to escape the hell they are living. While dudes just sit on the couch and jerk off to porn… So Hollywood knows women go to movies, they also know that women bitch about hollywood not being inclusive towards women, so might as well put out movies with women in the lead…give that hollywood illusion that the powers that run it are fucking rich pervert pigs who destroy women with their dicks by leverage thing hollywood dream they can give them – and the girls line up for that shit.. One movie, probably written by men, or directed by men, definitely produced by men – to make men money by pandering to stupid women in a time they need to – is still misogyny….it’s as feminist as a wet t-shirt contest at a sports bar – or Ladies night to get bitches in the club to get dudes in the club to buy drinks… I see you Hollywood – and you’re lie inclusiveness – women’s right – bullshit – you’re evil…. Now – one interesting thing – and I am not a men’s rights activist is MALE FORESKIN JOKE I posted on stepfather (me ) presents…. I just listen to it and think how hilarious it would be if it was a group of men talking about meaty mom pussy or something – we’d get slaughtered – but it’s ok for women, liberating, let them make fun of men so they shut up about everything else… So SIlly… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MILA CLICK HERE LINDSAY VONN was also there, of course she was, she’s on some weirdo Hollywood hustle to increase her sex appeal and presence after having her pussy ravaged by hooker fucker Tiger Woods for a better part of a year….I guess she realizes do the red carpet as slutty as you can – milk that Olympic gold….make that money… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VONN CLICK HERE Some bitch named Dania Ramirez was also there….SHE IS APPARENTLY TRANS… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF DANIA RAMIEREZ CLICK HERE So was Kristen Bell TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE Even Kendra Wilkinson was there – they’ll invite anyone to this shit.. The post Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Dressed Like a Plump Juicy Strawberry of the Day

I fight the good fight, what would be called the misogynistic fight, where I feel the importance that celebrated women who get paid a lot of money and who get marketed by their team as hot – when she is not hot – must be called out for being not hot…. I learned at a young age that this was my calling…All the guys in my sixth grade class freaked out over a chubby downs syndrome inbred girl who looked like a burn victim – because she had tits…they’d freak out and talk about how hot she was – they’d try to get her in 7 minutes of heaven – or 7 inches in the closet as my teacher used to call it – before threatening to kill me if I told anyone….but I digress…this girl was busted…but guys due to peer pressure, false marketing, maybe having been around her since the first grade so that they were used to her…felt she was the hottest shit…and when I would say “dude, you’re gross that bitch looks horror movie villain”…because I’ve always been amazing…they’d all turn on me and call me a faggot – and I’d say “is this because of that 7 inches in the closet Mr Mason made me play”… WHat I am getting at is you can be a believer all you want, you can love her tits, or jerking off to her when she was 12 and going through puberty all you want, you can cry when she got her reduction and rejoice when she still has tits after her reduction…but nothing you can say or do can make me think this bitch is anything but fat, sloppy, gross and overrated….and she’s dressed like a strawberry and not in a good way… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Dressed Like a Plump Juicy Strawberry of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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New Year, New Closet: 7 Resolutions to Organize Your Closet

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Michael Ealy Look-A-Like Comes Out Of The Closet And Is Confronted With Questionable Paternity Claim [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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In the latest installment of  Paternity Test Tuesday, a Michael Ealy look-a-like comes out of the closet just in time to find out whether the…

Michael Ealy Look-A-Like Comes Out Of The Closet And Is Confronted With Questionable Paternity Claim [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Tori Spelling Bra Selfie: Looking Good! (And a Little Desperate)

Tori Spelling hasn’t been in the news much lately, so naturally, she felt the need to take matters into her own hands and do something about it. The last time we checked in on Tori, she had burned her hand on a grill at Benihana – not exactly the kind of story you want to be remembered for, should your career fall off a cliff tomorrow (which could happen at any time with Tori, if it hasn’t already.) So Tori decided to change the conversation without all the pesky work that comes with becoming a good actor and building a respectable resume: Yes, she posted a semi-topless selfie! Maybe this is a way of squashing the rumors about Tori expecting a fifth child . Or maybe she just wants to show that pilates pays off. There are numerous reasons why Tori would show a sudden interest in racy selfies, but the most likely explanation is that this is part of her campaign to renew the public’s interest in her private life in hopes of landing another reality show. Sources say Tori and Dean are completely broke , and neither of them have any real work on the horizon.  Their latest Lifetime trainwreck was tough to watch, but it (sometimes) got decent ratings. We’re guessing the network is just waiting for Tori and Dean to get desperate enough to lower their asking price. Until then, you can watch True Tori online at TV Fanatic…if you must. View Slideshow: Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad

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Kylie Jenner Shows Off New Mansion, Posts Pic of Shoe Closet Bigger Than Your First Apartment!

Back in February, Kylie Jenner bought her first home . Now, a 17-year-old buying a house anywhere in the world for any price is impressive, but Kylie picked up a $1.7 million mansion in the ritzy suburb of Calabasas, CA, and we’re guessing the whole thing is already paid off. So what’s Kylie gonna do with all those square feet? Set up a work out room? Storage area? Maybe a play space for her boyfriend’s son ?  Gawd, you sound totally poor right now, hypothetical reader. You can do whatever lame stuff you want with your house, but Kylie’s ’bout dat walk-in shoe closet life: Yes, that’s where Kylie stores her shoes, and the really crazy part is that it’s probably not even big enough to house all of her Manolos, Louboutins, and other footwear so expensive, peasants like us haven’t even heard of it. How can Kylie afford all this? Well her family just got paid $100 million for four more seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians , but that’s not even Kylie main source of revenue these days. The girl has an astonishing 26 million Instagram followers, and they listen to her advice on how to drop their dollars, whether it’s on a detox tea she’s paid to endorse, or on her own line of brightly-colored hair extensions. Say what you will about the girl, but she’s found a way to make racy selfies pay off. View Slideshow: 49 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

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Celebrity Seeds: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s 8-Year-Old Tomboy Daughter Shiloh Wants To Be Called “John”

Do you think Angelina and Brad’s seed is ready to come out the closet ? Angelina And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Wants To Be Called John Via Rumor Fix reports: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wants to be called ‘John’ according to her famous dad dad Brad Pitt. In a recent interview he revealed his nine-year-old daughter interrupts him if he calls her “Shi” to say “John, I’m John.” Four years ago Angelina revealed to Vanity Fair that “She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.” The couple has mentioned in the past that Shiloh has wanted to be called the boy’s name from the early age of three. But it was her red carpet look at Monday’s premiere of Unbroken where Shiloh/John walked the red carpet with her dad and two older brothers Pax and Maddox that turned heads. Shiloh confidently rocked a menswear formal look with a suit and tie, with her short hair slicked back. Whether she’s just always been a tomboy, just wants to emulate her older brothers, or has gender identity issues remains to be seen. But we applaud Brad and Angelina for letting Shiloh – or John – be exactly who she wants to be. Shiloh seems to have come out the closet with a pair of jeans and tomboy swag. Do you think her Hollyweird parents should encourage her transition into being just like a boy or should she be dressing like a little girl?? Continue reading

Rihanna’s New Jeans Are Straight Out Of My 7th Grade Closet

Rihanna may have raided my closet and I’m cool with that.

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