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Anastasia Ashley VS Ariel Winter – Snake Whispers of the Day

It was the weekend of snakes…Here’s a little “who wore it better”….the Snake Edition….because I fucking hate snakes as much as I hate celebrities, or snakey sluts trying to be celebrities, or sluts who don’t like being called sluts because it’s slut shaming in a world where being a slut should be empowering and get you work….or a rich boyfriend and it usually does… I hate a lot of things…but as a general blanket statement, I hate humans and the direction of humanity as a whole…this whole fame thing is just out of control thanks to social media…and I get getting rich while dudes you’ll never fuck give you a thumbs up…all day…pretty good deal…I mean why get a real job. Especially when you’re Ariel Winter, who was basically thrown into this by evil parents who wanted to cash the fuck in on her, only to become a fetish for real weird dudes…. So my vote’s with Professional surfer, instagram surf ass who is now Discovery’s Naked and Afraid – Naked in the Jungle Anastasia Ashley and the Snake or……but it was really no contest because that because Fat slob Ariel Winter……and her Boyfriend….are the worst…overrated weirdness I’ll never understand…even if she’s the more famous one… The post Anastasia Ashley VS Ariel Winter – Snake Whispers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pick The Better Title For Alan Partridge’s Film Within A Film: ‘Colossal Velocity’ or ‘Alpha Papa’?

Long before the Is- Ricky Gervais ‘-Version-of- The-Office -Funnier-Than- Steve-Carell’s ? argument raged in bars frequented by comedy junkies, I spent way too much time debating similar question: whether Steve Coogan’s BBC TV talk-show spoof  Knowing Me, Knowing You…With Alan Partridge was superior to Garry Shandling’s HBO series  The Larry Sanders Show .  With The Office , I would take Gervais’ side every time, but I could argue either side of the Partridge/Sanders contest because both shows were genuinely brilliant. So I’m thrilled,  in a sour Steve Coogan kind of way, to see that the long-gestating  Alan Partridge: The Movie  will finally arrive in theaters this summer — at least in the U.K., where it opens in August &mdash. I’m also cheered that Coogan has not lost his edge as the extremely self-absorbed talk-show host.  In this teaser trailer, he discusses some painfully bad titles for what sounds like a Die Hard -meets-Alan-Partridge radio-station siege movie that, if the host has anything to do with it, will include “heavy kissing and guns.” The clip even has the makings of a new debate:  which is the more laugh-out-loud title:   Colossal Velocity or Alpha Papa?   I also quite like Hectic Danger Day  .  Leave your choices in the comments section below. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on  Twitter. Follow Movieline on  Twitter.

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My name is Lory and I’m from Italy. I thought Justin would…

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My name is Lory and I’m from Italy. I thought Justin would never come here, but he did. There was a contest to win a M&G with Justin/to see him in a private concert at Alcatraz . I dediced to enter the contest because there might be a good chances to win. On June 1st, I found out that I didn’t win . My heart was broken and every friend of mine won the contest. They were so excited but I cried the whole day, I  was hopeless. I knew Justin would never come to Italy soon again, but I decided to go to Milan anyway. There I met some girls that didn’t win the contest, so we were in the same situation. We decided to go around Milan to find Justin’s hotel or something. It was 9:00am and we went to every single hotel in Milan, but we had no luck. At 1:00pm, Justin tweeted that he was eating some ‘spaghetti bolognese’ so we went to some restaurants but again, no luck. It was so hot, I remember that I drank like 5 or 6 bottles of water, I was about to faint. We were hopeless. It was then 3:00pm so we decided to go to Alcatraz where the private concert would be. I’ve never cried so much before, everyone was so happy and excited to see Justin but me. I was standing in front of the disco (Alcatraz is a disco) and I just wanted to see him for a short time, nothing else. We waited there for 3 hours, I hoped that a miracle would happen. At 6:00pm I was still crying until a girl stopped me and told me Justin’s hotel . It was near the Alcatraz so I started to run as fast as I could, I arrived there at 6:30pm and I was breatheless. There were like 20 girls and they were waiting for him to come. It was still too hot, I was tired, I ate just a toast at McDonald’s while we were running, I was so weak. At 7:00pm my dream did come true. Everyone screamed and I couldn’t believe my  eyes.  Justin came out to see us. My heart stopped for a while, I was shocked. I hugged him 3 times and kissed him. He was perfect and beautiful. WE took some pictures and now I can say it: NEVER SAY NEVER.  It was the best day ever. I spent 10 hours going around Milan to find him, but I never gave up! -Sel Read more here: My name is Lory and I’m from Italy. I thought Justin would…

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Bridget Marquardt’s Gunt Needs Some Love of the Day

So I figure I should give Bridget Marquart a post after the whole Kendra Exposed scandal that’s going nuts…. You know how bitches are….catty as fuck…especially bitches who were competing for the attention of their boss/john Hugh Hefner…and the attention of America via their TV show and Playboy spreads…all while smiling at each other and pretending to be the best of friends in interviews while secretly looking in the mirror and wondering how their could even be a contest because they know they are the prettier one, except when their period hits, in which case they hate themselves for a week….and the whole business they are in makes them way more heightened, insecure, filled with daddy issues and self hate issues, like any stripper who snobs you out even though she thinks she’s fucking dirt on the inside and in turn self medicates…. While Kendra was strategic in releasing her sex tape from when she was 18, Bridget was strategic in getting fat, growing a cunt, and lowering her chances of being a high paid escort, but you’d be surprised how far celebrity will take you in the prostitution industry, cuz people are just happy fucking people they see on TV no matter how fat they got…. Word. Here are the Playboy Twins…Since we’re on the Playboy kick…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Bridget Marquardt’s Gunt Needs Some Love of the Day