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Chloe Grace Moretz Wedgie of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with a youthful CHLOE GRACE in shorts with a wedgie…on some high school level eroticism…the kind of thing you’d get a boner in gym class over…and still would because you may be getting old…like me…today…only birthday…but your creepy pervert needs and fantasies stay the same age…weirdo level.. Now, I’ve been asking for nudes, since that’s what this site was always about, even my first post is begging for nudes, and NO ONE has sent me nudes…but they have in the past so I feel like I’ve won… Now Chloe Grace Motez is still the young bitch, who isn’t that hot, but exists and is still alive, getting work, and trying to be hot…by not being hot…good hustle…nerds love it…even if I expect more… Shorts Jacked Up Asses So That I Know It is real…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Wedgie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward Naked and Porning Out of the Day

Maitland Ward is a homie…and I am a fan….even though I don’t really know who she is and I don’t remember her being the busty redhead on Boy Meets World…but I do remember her in later years, or in the last year, because she’s shamelessly naked all the time for her creepy fans and that alone is amazing…. I make fun of her every chance I get…because that’s what friends do to each other….and she emails me every time I rip into her for a story a reader sent in about her offering to have anal sex with him for very little money – because her and her husband are swingers who need money…and when I call her an attention seeking…. Well she’s naked on snapchat and it’s lovely enough if you’re into 40 year olds with big tits…something that I recently have got into…because I like variety…. The post Maitland Ward Naked and Porning Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Mutant 18 year old Kylie Jenner and her body that was built in their creepy family plastic surgery basement….where they take body parts from random dead animals and ex boyfriends these women burn through – and staple it to their faces so that they look like instagram filters because that’s how they sell protein powder….and other bullshit that they make too much money off – because the world is ridiculous and love fucking followers… If you’re more interested in the skinny Jenner – who has less weird mutant plastic surgery…but still has work done and is the worst fucking human ever… The post Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande Shares A Steamy Sneak Peek Of Her VMA ‘Side to Side’ Performance

Ariana Grande shared steamy, sultry clips to preview her upcoming performance of “Side to Side” with Nicki Minaj at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards.

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The New ‘Blair Witch’ Heads Back To The Original’s Campy, Creepy Roots

The new trailers for ‘Blair Witch,’ out September 16, show that it follows in the creepy, fatal footsteps of the 1999 found footage original.

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Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day

I call this Bitches on Bitches.. Girls fucking love these internet dogs…it’s crazy…the most obscure dogs and cats go viral thanks to clever owners into exploiting the fuck out of their dogs and cashing the fuck in on it, some of these dogs make multiple millions of dollars a year, which is far more substantial than my dog – who makes shits for me to pick up, usually on people’s gardens that make them yell at me….but I guess you can’t put a price on the joy they bring… Since girls love these internet pets, creepy dudes create their pets into internet pets, because it’s the new walking a puppy in the park for pussy, this shit brings you international pussy while paying the rent all while other creepy dudes only like pics of internet pets – so that when girls click to see what other pics the dude likes – they only see cute dogs pics – making them seem less threatening. It’s the modern “candy in my van” trick… But the only creepy going on in these pics of Sarah Hyland, who we can assume is competing with the busty costar Ariel Winter, who is far more youthful, but about 4 times her size, but not the only one with Cleavage…one just jacked her tits up while the other deflated her tits, all while both are stage parented weird, childhoodless egos with a lot of money…and both have won… What I don’t love about Sarah Hyland is that she looks 12, but that’s probably what you do like about her, it’s legal if they are 18 and look 12, but not 12 and look 18….remember that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Maybe you prfer her in a bikini top from Memorial day that I don’t think I posted because I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland… The post Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Cole Has Something to Say of the Day

A while ago, I posted some nude pics of model Lily Cole, who at one point in time, an may still be….they had her full vagina exposed and were really kind of creepy, thanks to her baby face doll head, and the fact that she’s so pale and Irish, ginger and transparent… Her sister, Elvie, emailed me to take them down, so I asked her to be my girlfriend…and she just ignored me…which hurts me at my core… But what doesn’t hurt is when Lily Cole crops out her creepy face, to focus on tits, that shouldn’t be model tits, models are supposed to be starving to death… These are some serious fucking tits…that I guess she wants you to see…because she posted them to instagram…and now I am posting them here…maybe just to get Elvie to notice me again… Hi Elvie, I like your sister’s tits. The post Lily Cole Has Something to Say of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends

So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it… It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch… Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay. The post Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland in her Trailer of the Day

Here’s a nice black and white picture of Sarah Hyland not looking like the creepy hormone deficient creature her stage parents created up on some Gary Coleman, never get old, kick…the big producers like that because they can keep a series alive for as long as it is needed…she’s also not looking like the kind of girl who would get a restraining order on a dude she made crazy enough to beat her…possibly because of her high maintenance celebrity attitude…or maybe becuase she’s out there taking seductive pics for her fans…and no dude wants the love of his life…who he is leveraging to make himself famous…doing any of that…so you gotta beat some sense into her… All this to say, I’ve said way too much about a picture of Sarah Hyland. The post Sarah Hyland in her Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Porn Stars Read Where the Wild Things Are of the Day

The people who brought you Porn Stars Read The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…have put together a boxing day video for you…the day after Christmas that speaks to your creepy issues…because you like being read kids books bedtime stories, even though you’re grown ass men… I guess they get that you are either too shy, or too broke, but you are too shy to ask your hookers to read you bed time stories…because you know it’s a weird thing to masturbate to…. Starring: Samantha Rone, Karla Kush, Adriana Checkik, Sara Luvv, Cherie DeVille, AJ Applegate, Bree Daniels, Shyla Jennings, Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Mercedes Carrera, Ashlyn Molloy, Ryder Skye, Dakota Skye, Ariana Grand, Riley Reid, Eva Long, Scarlet Red, Tiff Bannister, Chanel Preston Alaina Kristar

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