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Chinese Girls Dance of the Day

I don’t know what this Chinese Girls Dance video is, but I know that I liked it, because Asia is fucking weird, and amazing, and the future and Asian girls can be fucking hot, since they aren’t fat, except the ones that eat too much McDonalds, and I want to eat their little egg rolls whenever I try to seduce them and fail because they are actually alien robots sent to steal manufacturing from AMERICA in order to become the world leader and richest country….that I can’t relate to….but thanks to communism controlling the masses the creepy drone takeover will happen…and I hope these two are the ones who kill me.

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Pregnant as Fuck Hayden Panettiere for the Emmys of the Day

#454197082 / gettyimages.com The one thing that happened at the Emmy Awards – that I felt deserved it’s own post – was Hayden Panettiere, the rumoured child prostitute to the stars, thanks to her creepy mom exploiting her, rocking a pregnant belly… I don’t think it deserves its own post because I love her and find her hot, or because I find any of these pics amazing. I don’t even really know who she is. I do think it is funny that an inside source told me that she’s only pregnant because her Russian boxer makes over 50 million a year, he bought her a house, and she can be supported through life with a John – so long there’s a baby…because I guess once a hooker, always a hooker. #454197066 / gettyimages.com #454195198 / gettyimages.com #454193854 / gettyimages.com

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See the Ring, Daveigh Chase Nipple [PICS]

Well, we’ve finally seen The Ring, and by ring we mean Daveigh Chase ‘ s areola. If the name doesn’t ring a bell, think back to the American remake of the horror classic The Ring (2002), where a young Daveigh got her start as Samara, the creepy little girl with the long hair. Ms. Chase, who is now 22 years old, was recently out in a see-through sweater with no bra on underneath, and the paparazzi helpfully captured it all. Certainly wouldn’t mind seeing her come out of the TV now! More pics after the jump!

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Emma Watson for GQ of the DAy

Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over. The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.

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Stephanie Fantauzzi Brings Some Tits on TV of the Day

I didn’t watch Shameless last night…because I don’t have a TV and I avoid my creepy neighbor who lets me use his for such important events like the Academy Awards….despite not wanting to hang with him…cuz all he wears is a robe and is often times exposed and touching himself while staring at me….even though I’m not a very good lookin dude…in fact I’m the kind of guy who can go to a gay bar and not have one guy…not even the lonely guy try to talk to me…making the whole experience pretty sad and not one I like to throw myself into….But thanks to the internet….I get to see all the good parts without the sexual harassment….I am also not that into Shameless cuz it is too sensationalized, you know just throw everything at a story that is offensive and wrong and people will love it…making it too unrealistic to get into…. Her name is Stephanie Fantauzzi….and here she is makin’ it in the entertainment industry…one nipple at a time…

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What Is Mary-Kate Olsen’s Head Doing Between Her Creepy Old Boyfriend Lap?

So here’s Mary-Kate Olsen and her creepy older boyfriend catching a flight out of Paris. And it looks like he’s showing her exactly the sort of services he expects in return for all those flights around the world. I wonder what the checked baggage fee is. Photos: FameFlynet

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On the 12th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

Some Awesome Mad Creepy T-Shirts cuz girls never admit it, not even hookers, but they all love fucking creeps…. Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by… THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITTY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Moss Supermodel Swimsuit Pictures

How long has Kate Moss been a supermodel? Like twenty years? Impressive. Other than perhaps masturbate, I don’t think I could do anything for twenty years. Anyhow, here she is vacationing on a massive yacht some billionaire probably lent her, showing off her cute little supermodel body in a one piece swimsuit. Not bad. I don’t really understand the creepy looking husband, but you can’t go wrong with pictures of a supermodel lounging on a massive boat so enjoy.

Selena Gomez’s Rockin’ Tits and the Other Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

Selena Gomez and the other girls who aren’t as hot as Selena Gomez even if Selena Gomez looks like she’s 12 cuz her parents put her on some hormone therapy to stunt her growth as a kid to make her get all the roles she needed to get before whoring her out to Usher and his perverted child army and possibly getting her a set of implants….cuz her tits are stacked in ways only good push up bras and implants do……which will feed all your creepy fantasies of 12 year olds with breast implants….cuz you’re weird…and cuz it does. When I look at this, I just wonder how many dicks she’s had….amongst other things that could probably get me arrested….but won’t cuz she’s 19 and that means she’s fair game…. This fake british narrator is seriously jokes.

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WATCH: Lana Del Rey’s ‘Hunger Games’

Lana Del Rey’s 15 minutes may be nearing their end (she did just postpone her tour after tanking on SNL ), but she’s got one last charge towards relevance up her sleeve; just check out her new jam inspired by The Hunger Games called, simply, “Hunger Games.” So Lana. So Katniss. “This District smells like rat piss/My name is Katniss/I play the Hunger Gaaaaames…” Okay, so it’s not technically Lana Del Rey. But isn’t Lana Del Rey herself more of an idea, really? One made of pouty lips and moody sunsets and Veronica Lake hair that belongs to us all? Well anyway, Second City’s Holly Laurent does an uncanny job smashing together these two zeitgeisty entities into one weirdly perfect package that boils down both the neophyte songstress and Suzanne Collins’ bestselling YA phenomenon to their essences. [Thanks to @earnestp for the heads up]

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