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Dakota Fanning’s Booty Needs Some TLC

Yikes. I don’t know where Dakota Fanning got that giant bruise, but it’s kind of spoiling what should be an otherwise solid bikini booty shot from a hottie who doesn’t post them very often. We’re talking maybe 3-4 times a year, max. Girl doesn’t exactly look like she gets a ton of sun. Anyway, speaking of spoiling, I think Dakota needs to get some hotter friends before her next pool trip. Maybe she can invite her sister along next time.

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Miley Cyrus Needs To Go Back To Her Old Ways

I don’t know what kind of quarterlife crisis or whatever Miley Cyrus is going through right now, but I for one am definitely not digging this whole hipster flower child look she’s got going on these days. I miss the old Miley. You know, the one that used to hit the clubs in nothing but nipple pasties and booty shorts. Anyway, in case you need a reminder of those glory days, I included a couple shots from 2013, back when Miley was headed in the right direction, instead of down this dangerous path. You’re welcome.

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Ariana Grande Does Cosmo UK

First it was Cosmo US for April , now it’s Cosmo UK for May. I guess Ariana Grande is just going to be on a Cosmopolitan cover every month now? And hey, as long as she keeps delivering photoshoots like these, I’m definitely not complaining. But maybe next month they can spice things up a bit by getting Ariana to ditch a layer or two or three, or all of them? Just a suggestion.

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Rhian Sugden Is Too Hot She Censored!

I don’t know when  Rhian Sugden started making a comeback, but we’ve been seeing a lot more of the busty Brit lately , and I’m definitely not complaining. Out of all the hot British nobodies out there, Rhian’s always been one of my favorites. No one can rock a black censored bar like she can. And it’s good to see she’s still got. Enjoy.

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day

I go back and forth on the whole model thing…part of me is a traditionalist and I like the elitism that comes with being scouted, making a bit of a career for yourself, landing an action star, and continuing to model here and there well into your late 30s…like Rosie Hungington…but realize that that despite being lovely as fuck, there’s no real difference from instagram models of today….if anything it gives her more ego and attitude because she didn’t have to build her audience, her agents got her work and it just happened…. While these instagram models, most are rich kids, sure, but they know how to not be total cunts, to not alienate their audience, because they only get work because of their audience…and even if they have teams updating their shit and strategizing…the idea that they did it themselves…rather than just lazily…even if they are all lazy…it’s modeling we are talking about…a fucking joke of a job…. I just think corporate controlled career has nothing on DIY career..if if doing it yourself is actually doing it corporately… Point being, all bitches on camera are cunts who think they are hot enough to be on cameras..and Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley …is just one of them… The post Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…is this Jean Campbell the same Jean Campbell who was a competitive Slalom Canoeist who won an Olympic bronze in the 70s….the answer is definitely not…but she could be her daughter….you know all these Olympians from the 70s and their shitty daughters becoming actual catwalk walking models….that seems like a lie, scam…..because rich kids get what they want… I used to work in a party rental company, where I would set up weird games for rich kids, who had these over the top parties to outdo other rich kids, and they’d sing and dance with lame DJs like they were Britney Spears…in an era When Britney spears mattered…and those kids…are now in their 20s and their playing make-belief became legit work…. That’s not to say Jean Campbell is one of those rich kid models, but she’s a model, so we’ll just assume she’s as cheesy as they are…all showing her nipples for a magazine..works for me…and for you…and for us…and for everyone…a little joy in this shitty world… The post Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tiny Files For Divorce From Husband T.I.

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Throughout the last year, hip-hop couple T.I. and wife Tiny have been plagued with rumors of cheating, breakups and having an open marriage. And while they both were always quick to shoot down any talk of trouble within their marriage, it appears that things were definitely not in a happy place. Sadly, it’s being reported […]

Tiny Files For Divorce From Husband T.I.

Nina Dobrev Destroys Men’s Health With Her Hotness

I’m still trying to figure out what Nina Dobrev has to do with Men’s Health , or tech (or snowboards, cars or hammocks…). But for whatever reason, Men’s Health got the Vampire Diaries hottie to model swimsuits for their 2017 Tech Guide. And listen, after these pictures, I’m definitely not complaining. Here’s hoping they do this every year.

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Tokyo Toni Sends Tribute Song To New Granddaughter Dream Kardashian

Tokyo Toni Dedicates Song To Dream Kardashian On Instagram Rob and Chyna are clearly over the moon about their brand new Dream come true . But grandma Tokyo is just as excited and proud about the new addition to the family as Mommy and Daddy are. Tokyo Toni took to her Instagram and grabbed a good friend to help her belt out a tune for her new granddaughter. It’s definitely not a choice most grandmas would have made, but cute to take “Dreamlover” and apply it to her new grandchild…plus, her words were pretty heartfelt, right? Instagram

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Amy Adams Gets Chesty In Elle

I guess Amy Adams must have a new movie coming out or something, because here she is on the cover of Elle , and it’s not like we normally see her doing busty photoshoots like this. Most of the time, she’s kind of boring. And that’s a shame, because I’ve always liked Amy and her super-cute ginger cleavage. I just wish she showed it off more often, because she’s definitely not looking boring here. Yow.

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