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April O’Neil is the Penthouse Babe of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE …a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with…. I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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Shyla Jennings is the Penthouse Pet of the Day

PENTHOUSE is a legendary publication. Along with Playboy and Hustler, they innovated the genre of nude photography in magazines for men to buy in local magazine stands to go home to jerk off with… It is a magazine that I was always a huge fan of because they showed the pink…and a magazine that has influenced where fashion nudity is today…now that Nudity is everywhere… So I am going to be showcasing as many of the PENTHOUSE PETS that I can for old times.. Tonight’s is a babe named Shyla Jennings, who lost her virginity at 15. She was born in 1985. And she’s a porn chick…but she’s also posted for Penthouse…showing the pink…which isn’t saying much since you can see her hardcore lesbian porn – but you can see her dirtier pics HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti in Bikinis of the Day

Here are a couple of South American models on the beach half naked…showing ass…and not just any ass…amazing ass…reminding us that being in America sucks…cuz there is no such thing as natural bueauty there…all the pretty girls turned to obesity and the girls who are too vain to eat all the corn syrup are the same girls getting botox, implants and dying their hair some fake kind of blonde…..making me wonder why the fuck I am not living in these third world countries where my 1,000,000 dollars a month I don’t make off this site, would go a long fucking way, I’m talking harem filled with bitches who look like this…but instead I hang with a fat pig of a wife I’m about to divorce even though she pays my rent, expenses, life since I don’t have a job. Being in prison that isn’t a real prison….locked in with a fat chick is anything but Good times.

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Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti in Bikinis of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Doin’ The 70s Pornstar of the Day

Remember Lindsay Lohan? She was some child star who turned into an 18 year old slut, who eventually became a 25 year old washed up drug addict with legal problems, who I loved the entire journey into the gutter, but who most people have probably forgot by now, because she doesn’t matter, doesn’t get work, and doesn’t have a very amazing PR team….She also isn’t very nice to old friends who want to help her, like me….but I haven’t forgot her, how could I when she’s skinny, busty and dressed up like a 70s pornstar….I want to bury my face in her vagina until she uses the last of her meth energy to hump my fucking face…..I don’t have a very good sense of smell, so the dirtier the bitch the better….Lohan is incredible…

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