For the sequel to “Man Of Steele” director Zack Snyder has made the controversial decision to cast nerd de jour Jesse Eisenberg (“Zombieland,” “Adventureland,” “Rio”)…
According to WAFB rapper Lil Boosie is finally free from a Louisiana State Prison! Says Angola State Penitentiary Warden Burl Cain, ” Torrence Hatch, (Boosie) was…
Miley Cyrus is an attention seeker, who is on a girl on girl kissing spree, because I guess that’s all part of her “edgy, my Disney Contract Expired, Now I Can Be the Real Me”…hustle….which makes sense because she’s a spoiled brat, rich girl, who has always had everything she wanted, and the only real satisfaction she can get is people paying attention to her, like some bratty kid you want to lock in the basement at your friend’s dinner party, who won’t stop showing you his goddamn new dance and song, when all you want to do is focus on drinking as much as you can for free, because that’s what guests are supposed to do… The slag she’s kissing is Brooke Candy, who is some gutter, hipster pig of a girl who has no talent, but who the gays think is great, who I’ve seen live and wanted to shoot myself in the dick, because the pain and sound of me bleeding to death would be more peaceful than her smutty marketable crap…that you know Miley’s into in efforts to think she knows what’s up and that Brooke Candy is into cuz kissing Miley Gets her noticed…whatever..they all fucking suck and I’m only interested in seeing Miley kissing a girl’s asshole…but in my defence, I am really all about girl asshole now…
Her name is ALEX and I had a conversation with her last night when I got back from being cock teased by strippers…who took our money, rode our dicks, put their tits in our mouths and showed us their buttonholes, but refused to come back to the hotel with us…because that’s what strippers do…at least modern strippers who don’t get that strip tease, isn’t about cocktease and stealing money, but about fucking fantasy.. Anyway, here I was at 3 in the morning, drunk, and covered in Chinese food, forced to make a choice….hooker, rub and tug or phonesex… I chose phone sex…because I figure jerking off in the bathroom while my wife is snoring to a girl who lets me listen to her vagina wetness while telling me to do bad things to her…is the option with the least change of giving my wife an STD, or being called out for cheating…again.. I am also a bit of a phone sex fetishist, because I think the fantasy is way more appealing than actually the smell of sex I would pay for.. Either way, Alex was good, I am in love, and we’re going to be forever friends… Here are the 2 pics of her… TO SEE MORE OF ALEX CLICK HERE
The Betrayal Issue from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo . In case you don’t read this site, or have no clue what’s up…You probably don’t know that the best thing in life is what I call fashion erotica. You see, I hate porn and I fucking love bushes, and I’ve been promoting this kind of lifestyle for a long fucking time, because it’s fantastic to look at. You know that’s what erotica is meant to be, not throat fucking, ass raping, ugly dudes fucking beat up looking girls with shitty fake tits and bad make-up, it’s supposed to be about fantasy, about good looking people, about real fucking life… So I like to keep track of the people who are producing the best in fashion porn, or in this case fashion softcore porn, that bring models, and real girls, together in amazing settings…naked…and it’s a huge turn on doing a modern take on the porn mags of yesteryear, before the 80s and 90s destroyed them… The magazine is called JACQUES …the new issue is available to buy…and I support everything they are doing…with my masturbation….
Last time we saw Cassandra Dawn I was too busy falling in love to learn too much about my latest future ex-wife. But now that I’ve had a little more time to creep her get to know her, I’ve been able to find out way more about Cassandra. For instance, did you know that she likes to post sexy lingerie pictures to Facebook ? See? I told you she was perfect for me. I guess some things are just meant to be. » view all 11 photos
Lamar forgot to pay for his crack rocks? Lamar Odom’s Drug Dealers Possibly Linked To Jewelry Heist If this is true, Lammy needs to watch his back. According to TMZ: Lamar Odom’s drug dealers could be linked to the $250,000 jewelry heist at Lamar and Khloe’s house … because we’re told the dealers threatened to break in to get the money Lamar never paid. Multiple sources involved in Lamar’s drug deals last year tell TMZ … Lamar wasn’t paying his tab. In fact, our sources say he was in the hole $15K to just one dealer back in Sept. and he owed another more than $40K. Lamar would fend them off by saying he was loaded and therefore good for it. He would also justify not paying from time to time because the quality of the drugs was “wack.” We’re told Lamar owed 10s of thousands of dollars to drug dealers when he left for Spain last month. Now the plot thickens. We’re told Lamar was getting text messages threatening his safety and also warning him they would break into his home to get even. Cops don’t know who stole the expensive jewelry but we’re told there was no sign of forced entry. One source says he has reason to believe one of the dealers had connections to someone who works for the family and had lawful access to the house. 10s of thousands of dollars? Dayum, how much crack rock did he smoke? WENN
I hope Michelle Rodriguez isn’t the jealous type, because here’s her girlfriend Cara Delevingne hanging out with Rihanna in a shopping cart during Paris Fashion Week for some reason. I’ve never been a big fan of Cara, I don’t really get what makes her Victoria’s Secret material, especially since I post no-name models who are 20 times as hot as she is pretty much every day. That said, I do love Rihanna, so yeah, maybe I’m just jealous. Because clearly it should be me in there fooling around with that perfect booty. I’m telling you guys, life just isn’t fair. » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com