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Paris Jackson’s Ass Eating Her Shorts of the Day

Paris Jackson is dressed like all the girls with her shorts jacked up into her ass – so that the world can see her ass cheeks because of fashion. She’s done it before, and really so many girls do it daily, just leave your house you weirdo…reclusive on disability… Paris Jackson has worn these shorts before…and I have written about it before and I know I can’t top off this brilliance…you can’t re-write a masterpiece you know…. So here it is: Looks like Paris Jackson is paying tribute to her dad who may not be here genetic father due to being a eunuch…..he needed that octave man….but who is her father in trust funds and non-taxable income worth LOTS of money…by showing the world her ass…. It is clear that she got her hands on some of her inheritance and wants to show it all off to the world…her dad’s priceless collection of little boy shorts….that’s she’s squeezing into and barely fitting into…cuz she’s not 7 the way he liked them… The real mystery is how he accumulated these shorts, you know where your rich uncle who the exotic animal hunter who died got his elephant foot table…or where your grandpa got his war memorabilia…or where you granny got all those sweaters she knitted…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Jackson’s Ass Eating Her Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lena Gercke in GQ Germany of the Day

I don’t know who Lena Gercke is, but apparently she’s my soul mate and by soul mate I mean some hard faced german model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what german’s do. She’s in German GQ, which means she’s obviously of some level of importance, but all I see is some hard face and intensity, coupled with a girl who is dating some pro soccer player, as European Glamour models do…so I guess that makes her useless to us, since if she wasn’t dating some pro soccer player, she’d totally be sitting on our collective faces, letting us taste what she ate for lunch….right?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Golden Shower on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

Lindsay Lohan apparently simulated sex with Sam Ronson, a gusher, thanks to her big penis sized clit, on Jimmy Fallon.. I couldn’t really watch the video, because I have better things to do than look at the beacon of Hope that is Lohan humiliate herself for some overrated variety show host I can’t stand watching, even though the rest of the world thinks he is sent from relevant comedy heaven… But I did see the screenshots, and from what I saw, Lohan plays a good golden showered, rebuilt face, broken down actress…it’s like she’s done it before…this is up on some Oscar winning shit.. TO SEE PICS OF HER AFTER THE SHOW CLICK HERE

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Christie Brinkley is Amazing at 60 of the Day

Christie Brinkle at 59 represents all the good SI has done for the world, because there was a time before fame whores and low level models with huge Internet followings that backed the magazine into the corner feeling obligated to put them on the cover for a third time…despite the obvious glandular issues no one seems to notice but me… I mean historically, the Chrissy Teigens and Kate Upton and Nina Agdals were actual serious babes who we were excited to see in bikinis – not over exposed media machines who must works for free because SI is still a stamp of approval, especially for a Billabong spokesmodel turned gold digger…. Because there was a time when I could really embrace the model choices, from Elle Macpherson to Christie Brinkley to whoever the other busty and amazing bikini models they used were…and I guess seeing Christie Brinkley amazing at 60, even if she’s had some work done, reminds me that superhumans do exist and the team at SI found them… Which bring us hope for a better tomorrow, because they have done it before and I believe they can do it again… I mean I want Christie Brinkley in my mouth…She’s amazing and I can say with confidence, I rarely admit to wanting to bed seniors…if anything over 30 is too old for me….and SI is to thank for that…. Out with the new, in with the old…throwback memories of a better time! Here she is talking a just SI TO SEE SOME MORE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sh*t Is Real: Al Roker ‘I Pooped My Pants’ At The White House!?!? [Video]

“A little something extra came out”… SMH. Al Roker gave us all too much information during his ‘Dateline NBC’ interview and, while we appreciate his honesty, there are some things a grown azz man should just keep to himself. …seriously though, don’t act like you’ve never done it before! Images via youtube/tumblr

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Kingston Rossdale Hates The Paparazzi

The cutest paparazzi attack ever. (Kingston Rossdale is Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's son) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Randy Quaid, Wife Accused of Robbing Fools

An arrest warrant has been issued this afternoon for actor Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi Quaid, according to various news reports. The charge

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Debbie Rowe Not Cashing In On Custody…Yet

She’s done it before. By most accounts, she’s eager to do it again. But she hasn’t done it yet

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Jessica Simpson Shocked by Split, Tony Parties On

Jessica Simpson didn’t see it coming. The 29-year-old singer was apparently blindsided by her birthday-eve breakup with Tony Romo. “She was caught off guard,”..

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