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Katie Holmes Robot Titties for Old Times of the Day

Katie Holmes is a robot created by Tom Cruise in the Scientology basement and every time I write about it, I notice a van parked outside my house, but that could just be my paranoia, you know sitting in the house all day thinking the world is out to get me, while drinking, does that to a person…plus all the psycho fans of the most obscure celebrities who think I’m some terrible person, and the social justice feminists who used to death threat me – but instead just ignored me….because ignoring makes the cyber bully disappear and fade into irrelevance…LIKE ME! Yes…I crave the death threats I used to get, the running to hide every time the doorbell rings, etc….LIFE… Well he didn’t create perky tits….because if my eyes aren’t playing tricks on me, that nipple is looking to the ground….looking for spies.. Now she’s at an AIDS event, because she dates a Black man and Black men are 30% more likely to have AIDS than a white man, I mean, really the math is more than 30% more likely, because the there are 30% more cases of AIDS in Black men than white men, but there are way more WHite Men than Black men in America… which is totally why she’s there…you know for Jamie Fox…that Ray Charles singing motherfucker…who is literally a mother fucker, since Katie Holmes is a mother and he fucks her…assume SURI was from womb and not meteor…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katie Holmes Robot Titties for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Justin Bieber: Shirtless, Nearly Pantsless in New Twit Pic

Justin Bieber won the Diamond Jubilee Medal over the weekend, accepting the honor while donning an adorable pair of overalls. And soon after receiving the honor from Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Bieber dropped trou and was donning nearly nothing at all in an especially sexy Instagram photo. See for yourself: Justin Bieber Underwear Alert! Justin Bieber Underwear Alert! Clearly following the lead of many revealing Rihanna Twit pics , Bieber included the caption “Back in the Gym” along with this image. Yet one can’t help but wonder: might this be a message for Selena Gomez ? Is Justin trying to give the artist an idea of what she’s missing? It wouldn’t be the first time a picture of Justin Bieber shirtless was intended for this purpose.

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Texas Secession Movement Prompts Man to Change Middle Name to SECEDE (All Caps)

The Texas secession petition has inspired one man, Larry Scott Kilgore, to change his middle name to “SECEDE” … yes, all caps. Meet Larry SECEDE Kilgore. The former Larry Scott Kilgore, a long-standing Republican candidate from Arlington, Tex., also revealed that he will run for governor of Texas in 2014. That’s probably the case whether Texas’ secession plans succeed or not, we’re guessing. Kilgore’s official site sums up the wannabe governor’s views on breaking away from the U.S. , with the header reading: “Secession! All other issues can be dealt with later.” If that’s not a profound political platform worth rallying behind, we don’t know what is. Kilgore’s name change comes after an online petition calling for Texas to secede from the United States surpassed 100,000 signatures earlier this month. The White House is obliged to respond to any petition that tops 25,000 signatures. The Texas secession movement began shortly after the re-election of President Barack Obama over Republican hopeful Mitt Romney on November 6. Since the original Texas secession petition launched, Republican supporters from every other state have signed petitions asking for their states to secede. However, everything is bigger in Texas, and that includes the bid for secession. The New York Times reveals that sales of bumper stickers reading “Secede” ($2, or 3/$5) have increased dramatically at TexasSecede (dot) com. The White House is expected to respond to the Texas secession bid soon.

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Lady Gaga’s House: Invaded By Little Monsters!

Nothing like being nude and enjoying a midnight snack while crazed fans break into your home. Yes, that’s exactly what happened to Lady Gaga on Thanksgiving. Mother Monster herself revealed that 35 of her fans busted in through the garage at the house she was staying at in Peru. Gaga Tweeted on November 23: “#MONSTERFACT when gaga is asleep try to break into the garage, sing loud as possible, + ring the doorbell repeatedly #happeningnow #badkids.” “Thanksgiving story: woke up for leftovers in kitchen (naked) stumbled on security camera revealing 35 little monsters in my garage #why #iloveu” “I should be mad i guess except i tried to figure out how to slide stuffing under the door, but theres no cat-flap.” It’s the thought that counts. She ended with this note: “To any little monsters trying to get in my house at the moment IF YOU SEE A LARGE ITALIAN MAN yelling about sleep IT IS NOT JOE GERMANOTTA!” She did not call the police about the disturbance. Speaking of Mother Monster nude, you’ve got to see these Lady Gaga “Cake” video teasers if you haven’t already. Think Cinemax late night, only with cake batter. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Geri Halliwell Saves An Upskirt Moment

It seems that in her old age Geri Halliwell has become more aware of her surroundings and takes her time exiting a vehicle while wearing a skirt. Boring! This is how she disappeared after the first time the Spice Girls broke up

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Nasty!

I told you there’d be more Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures coming our way, all those years living under powerlines must have made me psychic.

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Sophie Monk Is A Lady Bug I’d Like To Squish

Man do I have an early halloween treat for you guys.

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Sophie Monk Is A Lady Bug I’d Like To Squish