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Amanda Seyfried Boring in Elle of the Day

I respect Amanda Seyfried for two reasons… The first is that back when I was talking to Lohan, her costar in Mean Girls, in a time when Amanda Seyfried was really taking off, Lohan dissed the shit out of her, and hated her and that made me like Seyfriend better… The second is that she’s a Disney caliber star who does shit movies, but who still gets naked and shows off her hot fucking body like it…like in CHLOE and LOVELACE But the one thing that cancels all her big titty willingness to get naked is Justin Long, the man who cums inside her…and a vision that disturbs me… I mean she fucks the mac guy…and I normally don’t care who whores I don’t know or care about are fucking…I don’t even care who whores I know and fuck are fucking…but for some reason…Justin Long just throws me off in a big way… Here she is in Elle…and she’s boring…because she’s boring…

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Dree Hemingway for A Shoe Campaign of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a model who is related to Ernest Hemingway, and I am pretty sure she wants you to know it, otherwise she would have used her father’s last name in her marketing of herself, but no one gives a fuck about CRISMAN…CRISMAN wasn’t one of America’s most celebrated authors and the how the fuck would that translate into her booking gigs for being a Hemingway, if the general public didn’t know… Not that it matters… What matters is that she a tall hot model, as these fourth generation rich kids go, you know two generations before them were breeding with hot model pussy thanks to being rich, leading the hot model pussy in their own bloodline..genius population control up on some Hitler level master race shit… More importantly, she gets naked for fashion ..and even better has REAL SEX IN MOVIES because it’s all part of her art… Here she is in some campaign she booked…showing some ass…and I like her…I kind of want to marry her..

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Dree Hemingway for A Shoe Campaign of the Day

Carey Mulligan Creeps Me the Fuck Out for Flaunt of the Day

Carey Mulligan creeps me the fuck out regardless of being in photoshoots for Flaunt Magazine designed to creep me out. She’s just got a robot, possessed, demon of a vibe to her….you know with constant empty stares and average at best looks.. Sure she’s a big star in a big movie, but that doesn’t mean I am into her cold dead eyes….even if girls with no soul are usually my type…. Either way, here’s the freak…

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Dree Hemingway’s Real Sex Scene in Starlet of the Day

I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people….. So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics. Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch…. I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened. I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her…. Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.

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Dree Hemingway is Bendy for Terry Richardson of the Day

Dree Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..”….I mean that’s probably why she’s in pictures bending….or why she’s a model… Other Than the Fact that She Gets Naked for Fashion …..cuz people like associating with things they deem important….even if they really are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later….. That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work.

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AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup in Bikini of the Day

It amazes me that 90210 the Next Generation….one of the fucking worst ideas in TV history….you know bringing back shit from the 90s and re-making it into a pile of shit that has a cast that is equally shitty…who I assume barely get paid but who are just happy to be on TV cuz it allows them to feel important, cut lines at the clubs, in more ways than one, and the whole thing is only worth noticing when they have a beach scene, which should be every episode, cuz whether I think AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup are hot, relevant, talented, interesting or not, I’ll still check them out half naked…I’m just that kind of guy. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rhianna’s Hot One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Despite how much I hate Rihanna, her music and everything she stands for…there’s something about Rihanna that I find pretty fucking hot….I think that something is that she is rumored to have started her career as a teen prostitute, work ethic and drive coupled with sexual dysfunction I can appreciate….not that I like teen prostitutes, it is just that I like adults who I meet who were teen prostitutes, especially when they are million dollar pop stars…. She’s got this shitty cunty attitude and she offends everyone that I know who have met her with her abrasiveness and ego…they all say she deserved to get beat by her man Chris Brown, but they it probably wasn’t him, but her just beating herself and blaming him for it, cuz she’s that kind of bitch…. But she produces some pretty sleazy pics, for no reason other than attention, and that makes it all ok….even when wearing a one piece, she makes it sleazy when she doesn’t even have to…and that is pretty fucking good. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Dree Hemingway’s Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a product of nepotism, but then again so is pretty much anyone who is rich in America…if it isn’t who your grandfather or great grandfather is….and who everyone inter-married in the upper crust of society each generation in between, then it is who’s dick you sucked….and often times these rich society blue blooded American royalty are so broken that it is a solid mix of both….and I know rich girls getting naked for attention and money they don’t need….is rich girls only doing it for attention….trying to make herself relevant onee nipple flash at a time…and that in and of itself…make this otherwise barely attractive girl a model I don’t mind lookin’ at…there’s so much depth to her issues….but then again it is just a nipple…no big deal.

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