My names Megan, I’m 16 and I’m from a small country, Northern Ireland. I’m gonna start telling you how I first attempted to meet Justin. In November 2011, Justin came to my country for the first time for the EMA Awards. We didn’t get a show, and still to this day he hasn’t performed in my country. I slept outside for 3 nights trying to meet him and had no luck. When the Believe Tour dates were released, again, he didn’t released any for my country or even for Ireland. I was heartbroken thinking I wouldn’t ever get to see him live, but flew to NYC to see him in the Garden. I didn’t have tickets for the show but i knew somehow, deep down that I would get my tickets. And I did, fourth row for the first time seeing my idol live. At MSG I got to meet Fredo, Pattie and talk to Scooter. It was a dream come true. By this stage, Justin had released 2 dates for Ireland and I begged my mum to buy me tickets and she refused so but I bought them myself. I knew that this was my opportunity to finally meet my idol, after 5 years. On the 16th February at 5:30 p.m. I was on Tinychat, crying to my friends in America about the fact I didn’t win M&G. They were helping me plan ways on how I was going to meet him and then suddenly I got an email from BieberFever. I will never forget how I felt when I read those words, “Congratulations, Megan! You’re officially invited to attend the photo meet and greet TOMORROW NIGHT February 17th in Dublin!” It was the best feeling ever. When I got to the venue, I collected my M&G at around 4:50 p.m. and I was FREAKING OUT. Lisa was there telling us all the instructions about meeting Justin and then I looked through the door and saw Kenny. Everyone on Twitter were spamming Alfredo for me as I had a letter and present for him but he didn’t come see me, sigh. It came to us and we were next into the room with him. My friend was screaming in my ear about how “hot” he looked but I refused to look at him because I didn’t want to cry before I went in and look a mess for my picture. I was having a stare off with Fredo who was across the room smirking at me, smh. When I got into the M&G, there were 2 girls in front of me and my friend. I HAD to hug him. I HAD to thank him for saving my life more than once. I HAD to stand beside him. I kinda, maybe, accidentally, sorta pushed one of the girls out of the way so I could get beside Justin. I remember looking at Justin. I started from the feet up. White supras. Jeans. HE WAS WEARING JEANS! A grey jumper with a cartoon character on it. His chains, (I remember staring and thinking how sparkly they were). Then his face – those eyes, I couldn’t stop staring at them. The security tried to pull me back to let the other girl stand beside him, but, this may sound selfish, but he saved my life and I waited 5 years for this moment. He looked at me and could tell I was panicking and I said, “Justin, no Justin! Give me a hug please!” and he looked at me, then glared at the security guard and put his arm around my shoulder. “Come here sweetheart,” and gave me a hug. I’ve never felt so complete. Nothing compares to being in his arms. All my worries went away for those brief few seconds that he held me. I know he knew I needed that hug. I whispered, “Thank you so much. You saved and changed my life so much. Thank you!” He replied with, “You too.” The picture got taken and when we were getting told to leave, I kinda jumped on Justin to hug him again, oops. He didn’t expect me to hug him and gave me a one armed hug, and I attempted to kiss his cheek but he was talking to the other girl and I kissed his jaw. I KISSED IT. When I kissed it, he clenched. I almost died. On my way out of the M&G I told Fredo I was Meg and he said, “I seen all the tweets, I’m sorry I couldn’t get out!” He’s the cutest. The security in the venue allowed us to enter before the rest of the people attending and as I was general admission, I got front row right at the runway. I touched his hand twice. 17th February 2013 will honestly forever be the best day of my whole life. Getting to thank Justin Drew Bieber for saving me, meant the world and more. I know its cheesy, but honestly believe in your dreams. I never said never, and I met him. You will too. Just believe. -Megan Here is the original post: My names Megan, I’m 16 and I’m from a small country,…
My names Megan, I’m 16 and I’m from a small country, Northern Ireland. I’m gonna start telling you how I first attempted to meet Justin. In November 2011, Justin came to my country for the first time for the EMA Awards. We didn’t get a show, and still to this day he hasn’t performed in my country. I slept outside for 3 nights trying to meet him and had no luck. When the Believe Tour dates were released, again, he didn’t released any for my country or even for Ireland. I was heartbroken thinking I wouldn’t ever get to see him live, but flew to NYC to see him in the Garden. I didn’t have tickets for the show but i knew somehow, deep down that I would get my tickets. And I did, fourth row for the first time seeing my idol live. At MSG I got to meet Fredo, Pattie and talk to Scooter. It was a dream come true. By this stage, Justin had released 2 dates for Ireland and I begged my mum to buy me tickets and she refused so but I bought them myself. I knew that this was my opportunity to finally meet my idol, after 5 years. On the 16th February at 5:30 p.m. I was on Tinychat, crying to my friends in America about the fact I didn’t win M&G. They were helping me plan ways on how I was going to meet him and then suddenly I got an email from BieberFever. I will never forget how I felt when I read those words, “Congratulations, Megan! You’re officially invited to attend the photo meet and greet TOMORROW NIGHT February 17th in Dublin!” It was the best feeling ever. When I got to the venue, I collected my M&G at around 4:50 p.m. and I was FREAKING OUT. Lisa was there telling us all the instructions about meeting Justin and then I looked through the door and saw Kenny. Everyone on Twitter were spamming Alfredo for me as I had a letter and present for him but he didn’t come see me, sigh. It came to us and we were next into the room with him. My friend was screaming in my ear about how “hot” he looked but I refused to look at him because I didn’t want to cry before I went in and look a mess for my picture. I was having a stare off with Fredo who was across the room smirking at me, smh. When I got into the M&G, there were 2 girls in front of me and my friend. I HAD to hug him. I HAD to thank him for saving my life more than once. I HAD to stand beside him. I kinda, maybe, accidentally, sorta pushed one of the girls out of the way so I could get beside Justin. I remember looking at Justin. I started from the feet up. White supras. Jeans. HE WAS WEARING JEANS! A grey jumper with a cartoon character on it. His chains, (I remember staring and thinking how sparkly they were). Then his face – those eyes, I couldn’t stop staring at them. The security tried to pull me back to let the other girl stand beside him, but, this may sound selfish, but he saved my life and I waited 5 years for this moment. He looked at me and could tell I was panicking and I said, “Justin, no Justin! Give me a hug please!” and he looked at me, then glared at the security guard and put his arm around my shoulder. “Come here sweetheart,” and gave me a hug. I’ve never felt so complete. Nothing compares to being in his arms. All my worries went away for those brief few seconds that he held me. I know he knew I needed that hug. I whispered, “Thank you so much. You saved and changed my life so much. Thank you!” He replied with, “You too.” The picture got taken and when we were getting told to leave, I kinda jumped on Justin to hug him again, oops. He didn’t expect me to hug him and gave me a one armed hug, and I attempted to kiss his cheek but he was talking to the other girl and I kissed his jaw. I KISSED IT. When I kissed it, he clenched. I almost died. On my way out of the M&G I told Fredo I was Meg and he said, “I seen all the tweets, I’m sorry I couldn’t get out!” He’s the cutest. The security in the venue allowed us to enter before the rest of the people attending and as I was general admission, I got front row right at the runway. I touched his hand twice. 17th February 2013 will honestly forever be the best day of my whole life. Getting to thank Justin Drew Bieber for saving me, meant the world and more. I know its cheesy, but honestly believe in your dreams. I never said never, and I met him. You will too. Just believe. -Megan Here is the original post: My names Megan, I’m 16 and I’m from a small country,…
My name is Kelsey and this is my Bieber experience. I was just checking Ticketmaster when I found out some meet and greet tickets where still available for the Dublin show. I rang my mam crying, begging her to get me them. At first she was told me I had to find someone to go with. I texted my friend Lauren who I had bought my normal tickets with. We literally cried to each other non-stop on the phone so she finally persuaded her mum into getting them for her. She bought them that night and I could not stop crying knowing I was finally going to meet Justin after 4 years of supporting him. My sister got one also (she’s the one in the picture with me). In the end, there was four of us going to meet Justin together, I was delighted! It was February 14th, and Scrappy, Dana and a few others had arrived in Dublin. Myself, along with a few other Irish beliebers went to hotels, the O2 and other places looking for them. We had no luck in town and were just about to head home until one girl saw Scrappy and Dana. We ran over to them and talked to them for 5 minutes. They where so nice. On Friday the 15th of February we slept at the airport over night because we knew Alfredo and the dancers were coming in but weren’t sure on the times. It reached 6:45 a.m. and the Atlanta flight arrived. They finally came through but they couldn’t stop for pictures because their driver was waiting on them but I still got to talk to them. It was like 8 a.m. and we were all so tired because we hadn’t slept all night so we were all about to leave when Dan Kanter walked through! We weren’t expecting him to come through so we were all fangirling so much and shocked. We all ran over to him and asked him for pictures. He stopped and got pictures with every single one of us and talked to us. We sang ‘The Dan Kanter Song’ to him a good few times. He’s so sweet. Finally it was the 17th of February and I was finally going to meet Justin. As we were heading to the O2 arena, I was feeling excited, happy, nervous, sad, in shock – literally every emotion you could think. We had to que in the meet and greet line for 60-90 minutes. There was a raffle for two dancer’s shoes and Justin’s top. I then saw Alfredo through the curtain and I mean, I love Alfredo. Ryan (the host) then took our scrapbook that we had made from Irish beliebers and he pinky promised us that he would give it to Justin. I was so happy because so many girls had put their stories in it to thank Justin. I walked in the M&G with my hands on my mouth like I could not believe that Justin, my idol, was right in front of my eyes. All the tears I shred for that one person, I never thought I was gonna meet, was right in front of my eyes. I walked over to Justin and wrapped my arms around him. To be quite honest I still don’t believe it happened to this day. I told him I loved him and I thanked him. He was so cute and smiled and said, “Thank you sweetie.” I turned and got my picture. As you can see it looks like I’m about to ball my eyes out. Security kept saying to me, “Calm down sweetie, please calm down.” I hugged Justin again because they where telling me to leave. Like did they honestly think I was gonna hurt Justin.. like I’m a 15 year old teenage girl who loves him. They where pushing my sister out and I screamed “Fredo can I have a hug?” He said yeah so I ran over to him and wrapped my arms around him. Security grabbed me and took me out. I suppose I wasn’t allowed to go near anyone. Kenny was still outside so I ran to him and hugged him. I was crying into his arms. It was incredibly cute how he was waiting for everyone to come out to hug them. I was crying so hard he was like to me, “Are you okay sweetie?” This was literally the best experience of my life. I had been supporting Justin for 4 whole years and I never saw the day where I’d meet him, Alfredo and Kenny. This was all my dreams coming through at once. I know everyone says “never say never” and “you will meet him one day” but when I say this, I mean it. The more positive you are about meeting Justin, the quicker it’s gonna happen. Your day will come when you least expect it because that’s exactly what happened me. Enter every competition you can and I hope you all get to have an amazing experience meeting him because you all deserve it. -@kelseybieberx See the article here: My name is Kelsey and this is my Bieber experience. I was just…
I’m going to have to start of with the cliché line… I honestly never thought I’d get the chance to write one of these! I didn’t even think I was ever going to be able to see Justin live! I’m from Northern Ireland and when tour dates came out, there were none for where I live so I tried to get tickets for Dublin but they all sold out. Then I saw that the Emerald Package was left for the 2nd night. I bought 2 tickets, 3 nights at The Gibson Hotel and train tickets to Dublin. On 16 th February, my cousin (who didn’t know we had tickets) and I went to Dublin and saw security at our hotel entrance. Turns out we were in the same hotel as Scrappy and a few others – sadly we didn’t see them. We actually needed wristbands to get in our hotel because so many people were sneaking in! I told my cousin about the tickets and her reaction was priceless. That night we walked to the shop and on our way there, we saw DJ Tay James! It happened so fast and then we tweeted him when we got back to the room, and he followed my cousin. The next morning we heard everyone screaming and I ran to the window. We saw everyone gather around the back exit, we knew it had to be Justin. Then at 4:17 p.m. my iPod beeped saying I had an email. The first thing I saw was, “Congratulations Liza!” My heart just stopped. I completely freaked out and started jumping around and crying. I just screamed, “We’re meeting him!” I think we cried for about an hour and called our family. Then on 18 th February, we woke up incredibly early as we couldn’t sleep and after nearly 4 hours of hair and makeup and about 7 outfit changes each, we finally left went to go to the arena. When we were walking around, we saw Alfredo walk past but he was on the other side of the street and we needed to be in the M&G line so we couldn’t say hey! Eventually we got into the building, and got our wristbands. Justin was late and we were waiting until about 7 p.m. until the meet and greet actually started. During this time though, Kenny, Nick, some of the dancers and Dan came out. I have to say, Dan Kanter is probably the nicest man ever. He spent over an hour going along the whole meet and greet queue and stopping and having a conversation with everyone. Finally we got to the front of the line and we were put into our group. I honestly have no idea how I was so calm. I went to give him a hug but one of the security guards pulled me across and into Justin’s other side really roughly. Justin still pulled me into him and gave me a kind of side hug. As we were waiting for the picture to be taken, I was constantly muttering, “Oh my gosh oh my gosh” under my breath. After the pic was taken, I turned and talked to him and said, “Thank you for everything” and told him I loved him. Seriously, the way he looks at you when you talk to him, it’s like he’s staring right inside you and listening to every word you say. When we walked out and the guy cut our wristbands off, that’s when it finally hit me what had happened. I just burst into uncontrollable tears and my cousin was the same! Because we were so late we had to go straight to the show and we had to walk from the top of the tiers right to the bottom because we were in the first row! I can honestly say it was the best night of my life. After watching so many videos on YouTube, I thought I knew what to expect but it’s nothing like being there in real life and experiencing it, I truly don’t have enough words to explain how amazing the whole thing was. It was just totally incredible! -Liza (@omgitsliza/@JustBieberIRL) My cousin’s reaction to the tickets! More: I’m going to have to start of with the cliché line……
So remember last week when I introduced you to hot Irish nobody Hazel O’Sullivan ? Well, she must’ve liked the Tuna attention, because she’s back with an even better set of pictures. Today’s cleavage is brought to you by some Dublin bar that wants to promote their “Leave Your Tie At The Door” nights. And as long as Hazel agrees to leave her top at the door too, I don’t think they’ll have any problem packing them in. I’ll be on the next flight out. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Meet Busty Nobody Hazel O’Sullivan Photos: WENN.com
So remember last week when I introduced you to hot Irish nobody Hazel O’Sullivan ? Well, she must’ve liked the Tuna attention, because she’s back with an even better set of pictures. Today’s cleavage is brought to you by some Dublin bar that wants to promote their “Leave Your Tie At The Door” nights. And as long as Hazel agrees to leave her top at the door too, I don’t think they’ll have any problem packing them in. I’ll be on the next flight out. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Meet Busty Nobody Hazel O’Sullivan Photos: WENN.com
My name is Jodi and this is my MBE. Never in a million years did I expect to ever write my own Bieber experience. I have met Justin once before when he was doing a book signing in London, England but didn’t had the opportunity to get my own picture with him. When I found out that you could buy meet and greets at the Believe Tour, I just knew I had to get one. It all started when Justin announced his UK tour dates. I got up super early to try and get M&G’s in London but they sold out like lightening. I ended up buying 6th row tickets for London instead which were still beyond amazing! I didn’t give up just yet. I found out Justin was going on tour in Ireland, so I begged my mum to let us go on a short holiday to Ireland if I was lucky enough to get tickets. Being the silly mother she is, expecting my to NOT get them, she agreed and soon enough we were flying from London to Dublin! I had the meet and greets!! The atmosphere was so great in Ireland, even the staff at my hotel were excited for me to meet Justin. The cabin crew who were on Justin’s plane stayed at my same hotel! Anyway, the day of the show, I arrived at the arena and waited in the long queue outside in the cold ready to be let in to the meet and greet. I collected my VIP package, 2 wristbands and waited. There was an amazing raffle going on that include prizes such as Justin’s shoe, vest tops that he had worn the night before, signed programs and posters. Sadly, I didn’t have the winning ticket, but some of my new friends I made in line did. One of the girls kindly let me take a photo with Justin’s shoe! About 2-3 hours later, Justin had still not arrived in time for the meet and greet so some crew members came out and decided to meet us beliebers. I was so lucky to be able to speak to Dan and get a photo with him, Nick Demoura and a couple of other dancers! Then Justin had finally arrived and it was time for the meet and greet to start. As I got closer to the curtain my heart was beating extremely fast and I could feel the tears producing in my eyes. I calmed myself down and walked in through the curtain! Justin was standing there talking to the photographer saying, “She was small but thick…but I like them petite.” I had no idea what he was talking about so I just gazed up and looked at his beautiful, flawless face! We took a picture and before I knew it I was being told to leave, but I promised myself I would speak to him. I asked for a hug and he said, “Of course!” At this point security were pulling me out but Justin grabbed my waste and squeezed me a little! This was such an amazing feeling. Then as I was walking out, I heard my mum say thank you and then Justin said, “I like your braces!” I found this so adorable because most people feel horrid when they have braces, and for him to say that made me confident and realize that JUSTIN BIEBER WAS STARING AT MY MOUTH! Anyways, I left the meet and greet and quickly found my seat in the arena as Cody’s set had just started. My seat was amazing! It was the front row, centre in front of the end of the catwalk! There was a bar in front of me but I was allowed to lean over and touch Justin when he came on! Because of this, I got to touch Cody and Carly’s hand when they performed! Finally it was Justin’s time to come on the stage! He entered from the very top of the catwalk, right where I was and I had the most perfect view ever. Like I could see his sweat and his gorgeous melting brown eyes. Justin grabbed my hand in the opening song of ‘All Around The World’ and then during OLLG he rubbed my hand and sang me a line! I was in complete shock and was lucky enough to have this on video! I have never been so happy in my entire life. I also had a Canadian flag with me and kept waving it whenever Justin was close, which he saw and commented on the amazing posters and flag he had seen. Overall, February 18th 2013 was the best day of my entire life. I am so grateful for my parents who allowed me to fly to Ireland to meet my idol, and most importantly to Justin for allowing my dreams to come true. -@jodi_x_bieber Video of Justin holding my hand/singing to me Read the rest here: My name is Jodi and this is my MBE. Never in a million years did…
My name is Megan-Rose, I’m 16 and I live in Belfast, Ireland . I had my first Bieber experience on the 7th November 2011 when I was front row at the MTV EMAs. I queued from 6 a.m. for Justin because I didn’t get to see him in Dublin earlier that year. Anyway, let me just say that ”only rich people get M&Gs, not beliebers” is not true. I started saving for a M&G before the Believe tour was even announced. I’m nowhere near “rich” and buying a M&G doesn’t make you any less worthy of meeting Justin. When the North American dates were announced I got a BieberFever membership for pre-sale tickets, and spent most of my summer waiting for updates. On the 14th August 2012 I got M&G tickets for Dublin. I was literally counting down the hours from then. Everyone in school knew about it because I didn’t shut up but it still didn’t seem real. On the 17th February 2013 I got up at 8 a.m., got ready and went on the two hour drive to Dublin, blasting Justin’s songs the whole way there . When we collected our M&G wristbands and were waiting in the queue I won Aubree Storm’s signed shoe . Then I heard Cody Simpson’s soundcheck and started crying. When I calmed down Kenny came out and I freaked and started crying again. When the line started moving I saw Fredo behind the curtains. I was so close to Justin and I knew I had to hold it together. When I got into the room and saw Justin, I just forgot about everything around me. Security were trying to put me in a photo with a girl whose mum had stepped out, but I started fighting telling them I didn’t buy my tickets with her and I wasn’t gonna take away her individual photo. Meanwhile Justin was staring at me (probably thinking I was a psycho). Security gave up, the girl took her picture and they basically shoved us in. Justin put his arm around me and pulled me in beside him. I wanted to say, “Glice to meet you” but Justin Drew Bieber had his arm around my waist and I couldn’t even think straight so I just stared at his face. He’s flawless and smells heavenly, there’s no other words to describe it. I barely remember taking the picture and I look horrible but I don’t care, he’s perfect. Then Justin turned towards me and said, “Here you go guys right over here,” and I asked for a hug and he said “Alright” but SECURITY PULLED ME AWAY – they were so aggressive. I just yelled, “I love you Justin” on the way out. For anyone with M&G tickets, be prepared. We were in the room for 11 seconds (I recorded it shhhh) and security said he met 140 people in 20 minutes. He looked really sad in the room though and it broke my heart. I’m so upset I didn’t get a hug because I wanted one more that anything, but it was security’s fault and still I’m so grateful I met Justin . The concert was amazing! We were second row right in front of the runway at eye level. Cody sang to me during “Got Me Good” because I brought a sign saying for him and he followed me the next day! Justin was amazing. I freaked out when I saw him appear with the black cloak, it was so unexpected. He also sang ‘U Smile’ and ‘Up’ which was flawless and the whole crowd sang along. He kept apologizing for not coming back to Ireland for so long and said he sees all of our messages on Twitter and that he loves us. He said we made history as the loudest crowd. When people threw bras and stuff on stage, he said he appreciated the gifts but it was a safety hazard haha. Near the end when he was saying about following your dreams, like being a doctor etc., I cried so hard because I want to be a doctor and I realized I met Justin Bieber and was witnessing him live in concert. It still doesn’t feel real . Scooter and Justin both posted a picture of the show and you can see me in it with my sign! Dreams really do come true, never say never! Read more here: My name is Megan-Rose, I’m 16 and I live in Belfast,…
I never thought I would ever be able to write a “My Bieber Experience” but now I’m sitting here and actually writing one! I kept fighting for my dream and believed and now I’m able to tell my it! I can now say, I met the boy who saved my life! My name is Vanessa and I’m 16 years old from Denmark. I tried to buy a M&G ticket to like every country (near me) that Justin was coming to at the Believe tour. I kept failing, but then one day I was quick enough to buy a meet & greet ticket to Justin’s show in Dublin on February 18th! It didn’t matter to me how far away it was from Denmark, the only thing I wanted was to meet my idol, Justin! I cried so much when I bought the ticket! It was February 17th when our plane from Copenhagen, Denmark flew to Dublin. We landed at the airport around 6:30 p.m. and I was freaking out because I was in the same country as Justin Bieber. Then we found a taxi and drove straight to our hotel and then to the O2 arena where Justin’s concert was. It was around 7:15 p.m. and we were outside of the arena. I just started crying so hard because I knew Justin was like RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I didn’t have any tickets to that show on February 17th but I wanted to stand outside the arena no matter what. Then a man came over to us and asked why I was crying. We explained as it was and then he said he had a spare ticket for tonights concert and then I was crying even more! He said we could buy it for 100 euro and then we said no because we didn’t have a lot of money etc. My mom was looking in her pocket and she only had like 60 euro and then he sold the ticket to me for that price! He told my mom it was ONLY because he didn’t want to see me cry so much! Then I was scared because it all went so fast and I didn’t even know where and how I should meet my mom after the concert. Anyways I went inside and found my seat which was kind of far. I was like, “I don’t care. I need to be close to Justin,” and then I ran downstairs to the golden circle and then I stood there and waited for the concert to begin! The screen turned to the countdown from 10 minutes and we all were screaming so loud! Then he came up from the stage and I thought it was a doll because I couldn’t see any flaws! After the concert me and my mom went back to the hotel and I was so exhausted! Finally the next day I could say I was meeting Justin “TODAY” and I was like in shock I couldn’t think of anything! Around 3:45 p.m. we walked over to the meet & greet line and I was like freaking out, I didn’t eat like anything because I was so nervous! Some of the dancers came out to us and I talked to them and got pictures with them! I saw Kenny too and then Dan Kanter came out to us and I was like dying. We talked for so long, like 5 minutes about Denmark. Then the meet & greet started and it was my turn. I walked into the room and Justin stood there and I stopped when I saw him, I was in shock! The security said, “You don’t wanna go in or?” and then he like pushed me so I started walking over to Justin. I don’t even remember if I hugged Justin but I stood right next to him and I remember I looked at his jawline. He was so perfect and then they took the picture. I told him I loved him and he said he loved me too! I thanked him for everything and then I don’t even remember what he answered and then I walked out crying so hard. I couldn’t believe i just met my idol! Then we went to watch the show. Cody Simpson was already performing because the meet & greet was so late. The concert was so perfect and I cried even more when he sang ‘Believe.’ There was like in total 7 beliebers who fainted because they stood in the golden circle! After the concert, we went back to the hotel around 11:30 p.m. The first thing I did when I woke up was going downstairs to get wifi and then my picture with Justin was up! Here I was crying again. I’m still in shock, I don’t know if I’m dreaming or not but I’m beyond grateful! In the evening my mom and I flew home to Denmark. These three days has been the best days of my entire life! I’ll never forget February 17th and 18th! I just wanna say that dreams really do come true and you just have to fight for them and keep believing in them. YOUR day will come! -Vanessa (@WeLoveFredo) Here is a video I put together from my concert Read more: I never thought I would ever be able to write a “My Bieber…
If there’s a case to be made that turning one’s dark, twisted fantasies into plays and movies is good for the soul, Martin McDonagh is Exhibit A. The platinum-haired Irishman has given the world some breathtakingly black comedy, such as his 2003 play about a child serial killer The Pillowman and, as of Friday, the slightly lighter Seven Psychopaths . But if he’s nursing a tortured soul, there was very little evidence of it when I interviewed him at the Toronto International Film Festival in September. McDonagh, who looks like a character actor from a Bond film, laughs easily when he talks, often at his own wit. He’s also cheekily confident about his writing, which he should be. His 2008 directorial debut, the hitman buddy flick In Bruges was cinematic poetry, and his bloody but surprisingly deep follow up, Seven Psychopaths, easily propels him into Tarantino territory. I smell a Bond film in his future. There’s been plenty written about the plot of the movie, so I’ll get right to the interview in which McDonagh talked about the unwritten film-industry rule that it’s okay to kill women but not pets in movies, his plans to take a break from psychopaths in the near future and why the next project we see from him will likely be another play. Movieline: What a cast you have. Were they hard to line up? McDonagh: No, strangely I knew four of the boys from before. Obviously, I know Colin [Farrell], and Sam [Rockwell] and Chris [Walken] and I did a play two, three years ago in New York, A Behanding in Spokane . Actually, I knew Sam for about five years before we did that. Woody, strangely, I’ve known for about nine or 10 years because he’s a big theater fan. We hooked up in Dublin about 10 years ago and have stayed in touch since. I’d known a couple of the other actors socially. I met Abbie [Cornish] a year or two before and Olga Kurylenko a year or two before. And they were all first choices. With Woody, there was a situation with someone else. He almost did us a favor really because he came in at the last minute and knocked it out of the park. And Tom Waits I knew a little bit before, too. Chris and Tom have been heroes of mine since I was eight or nine. I got Swordfish Trombones when it came out. I was 11 or so. He’s more than a musician or an actor. He’s an idol and a icon of American letters. I agree. So, to make an offer and have Tom say, “yes” made me go ‘Fuck! I’m going to have to direct these people! What am I going to say? I know nothing! [Laughs] RELATED: McDonagh talks about revisiting the “creepy fucked-up musical” he was working on with Tom Waits called A Very Dark Matter. The role seem tailor made for each of the characters. Is that a function of how good a writer you are? Yes, let’s go with that. [Laughs] None of these parts were written for those boys because the script was written about seven or eight years ago. It was written just after the script of In Bruges but before I made Bruge . I knew at the time that I didn’t have the wherewithal to make this as my first film because there’s so much going on in it and so many cinematic aspects to it. I thought it was best to go with something small-scale like Bruges where you have three characters in one town. It’s almost like a play really. I think it’s a credit to how good they are as actors. They just take it and make it feel like it’s completely natural, as if they’re making this stuff up on the spot. No one talks like Chris. No one breaks up a script like he does. Even with the play we did, I can’t hear anyone else’s voice in that character ever again. Unless the next actor broke it up exactly like he did, it would feel wrong, But, you know, none of that is on the page. Seven Psychopaths is framed by two suicides: You’ve said this movie is about the deranged and the spiritual, and one of the suicides is deranged. The other is spiritual — a sacrificial statement made in an effort to end violence. But isn’t suicide an act of violence? No, I don’t. I mean, it’s horrible, but I could never — I guess lots of my heroes went that way: Kurt Cobain, Richard Brautigan, the Beat writer. But yeah, I could never criticize it. It’s terribly sad, obviously, but I guess there’s some aspect of me that finds something honorable about it. For a movie in which a woman gets shot in the stomach and a head explodes, the final scenes are quite surprising. After all of this outrageous violence and black comedy, it’s quite spiritual and moving. That was the hope: to have all these crazy comic elements but still totally go to that place. I’m glad you felt that way. I kind of feel like we did get there, and I’m happy about that. It’s a much crazier movie than In Bruges was. Bruges was more simple and funny but melancholic and it’s own thing. But this is a crazy bag of lizards — on fire — that had to be spiritual. [Laughs] I loved Sam Rockwell’s riff on Gandhi’s “eye for an eye” line. [See the trailer below.] Is that something you’ve been thinking about for a long time? No, That just came out on the day when I was writing the script. I don’t think there’s anything I could have done about it, but the next line — the punch line almost — always gets missed because there’s a big laugh. Sam says, ‘Gandhi was wrong’ but then what gets missed is “but no one’s got the balls to come right out and say it.” I think that would be good to go on a poster. Violence is a big theme in your work. Where does Gandhi’s pacifism fall into your worldview? I’m a big believer. I just saw Alex Gibney’s Mea Maxima: Culpa Silence in the House of God, and I was thinking you’d be great to direct a dramatic movie or a black comedy about that subject. Can you make a black comedy about sexual abuse these days? I think it’s almost impossible, although what’s that one with Phil Hoffman that Todd Solondz did? Happiness . It’s black and it’s funny, but fuck. That kind of stuff is just too horrific for me to ever want to fool with. Stuff like that is just too depressing to even get into. In the movie, Christopher Walken’s character Hans tells Colin Farrell that psychopaths “get tiresome after a while.” Since your work has dealt with quite a few psychopaths, is that you sending a hint that you’re thinking of moving in a different direction? Probably not! Psychopaths are so much fun to write about. Like Sam’s character in the film: if he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s going to say or do next, then you don’t. That’s a joy as a writer. Although I do want to get away from it a little bit. Gunfights and shootouts are exciting, but I think the next film is going to be much more of a quieter character piece and quite female based. There’s going to be a strong female lead — an older female lead, too. The script is already written. Do you have an actress in mind? Yeah, but I should talk to her first. [Laughs] What else can you tell me about it? I think that all I can say is that there’s a very strong female lead and two other male characters. Do you have a title? It’s convoluted deliberately: Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri You really seemed to be having fun with thriller movie conventions in Seven Psychopaths . Christopher Walken tells Colin Farrell that the his dialogue for women is so terrible. [Laughs] Yes. I admire that. My own plays have very strong women characters, so, thankfully, I know that the next movie is going back to strong female leads. I wasn’t accusing you of doing that. Well, you should. It’s true. [Laughs] The female characters are terrible in this. The actresses are fantastic, but they all die. They all have only a scene and a half. Rockwell’s character also a cites a rule that “you can’t let the animals die in a movie. Just the women.” Is that an unwritten rule of movie-making? It is. There were [studio] notes about a gun to a dog’s head and killing or not killing the dog. Not a word about shooting a woman in the stomach. That’s the way it works. How many dead animals have you seen in the last year in movies? And how many dead women have you seen? I know what I’m putting my money on. Did you put that line in before or after the notes? After. You’ve worked with Colin Farrell twice now. Why do you like him so much as an actor? We have a shorthand — we don’t really have to speak. We hardly saw each other for the three years or so in between films, and when we got together to read the script for Seven Psychopaths at his house, it was like not a day had passed since the last day of shooting. He’s very honest and very open to going anywhere and being truthful. And he’s very supportive. With the last film, I came in not having made a feature before. And he was the star. But every day, he’d help me through it. He’s just a lovely guy as well. Not starry at all. Did you have as much fun off the set as you did on it? It was lovely. Colin drove Sam and I out to Joshua Tree about four or five weeks before shooting because you can sense it if people are playing friends or lovers and there isn’t any kind of chemistry. So, I wanted to make sure. They didn’t know each other terribly well before the film, so I wanted to make sure that they were both safe with each other. So we went off for a little weekend. And Sam and I drank too much, but we worked through the script in these little cabins in the desert. It was quiet and real and proper work. But it was also the drive out there. Colin went into a service station and he got Sam that hat he wears in the movie. Right, and the cheese puffs and chocolate milk. Eating cheese puffs and drinking chocolate milk was Colin’s idea. Even when we were doing the play, Sam loves acting and eating at the same time. And there are like ten scenes of him doing that. At the Toronto premiere they had their arms around each other. It sure looked like they had bonded. Yeah, I think they’ve stayed in touch. I’d like to do something with them again, too. And Chris and Sam are the same way. They are really good friends. I guess the play helped, too. So, for me, it was just capturing that love and chemistry, and I hope it’s one of the main things that comes through. What’s your relationship to theater right now? I remember you saying not so long ago that you “respect film and disrespect theater.” I used to say that because it was true. I grew fond of a type of theater that I or Tracy Letts or Mamet or Shepard do. I was disrespectful of that snooty, shitty English type of theater — or shitty American theater. It’s so expensive and sometimes it exudes that snottiness from the stage. So, that was what I was always fighting against. But I won the fight. [Laughs] And I’ll keep coming back to it because it’s fun. It’s also easier to write a play. Or it was. I’m going to go off after this and not do anything for a bit and let whatever story comes to me come. If it’s a play, fine. The play I did with Sam and Colin was done after making In Bruges . It was very easy to do. The good thing about a play is you can get in and out and do one in the course of six months. A film is two straight years. But I kind of like the fact that, having finished a film, it will be there for good. Some of the plays I’ve done in the past — as happy as I’ve been with them, or as well as they’ve been received, they’re gone forever. I could never show you Sam and Chris’s performance. It’s just gone. So, there’s that aspect of it. When you say “after this,” do you mean after the next movie you’re making? No, I’m going to be really lazy. [Terrence] Malick was always one of my heroes and not just for the movies themselves. He could just stop for ages. And now he’s doing the opposite. So we could see a play from you next instead of a movie? Possibly. I think it will probably be the next thing I will write. I’ve probably got two films that are sort of ready to go. And at the same time, I’d like to write something again for all the guys in this film. Whether it’s a pairing or three of them. When you’ve got a relationship like that, you want to keep working with them. I’m dying to know. Have you and Quentin Tarantino ever met? No. Never. That’s interesting. Given that you share a lot of influences, like Sam Peckinpah, for instance, I’m guessing that you guys would either love each other or hate each other . Yeah. I wonder, too. [Smiles] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.