Eminem may not have won Christmas 2013. But the rapper has definitely sullied it. With numerous Christmas cards standing out over the past several days – from Mena Suvari and her floating cats to Kelly Clarkson and her hilariously awkward family – Eminem has offered up a new entry. It involves the artist. A reindeer. And an act that really shouldn’t be taking place in front of impressionable young elves. See for yourself:
Ariana Grande and Nathan Sykes will not be kissing under any mistletoe this holiday season. The young couple has broken up. Grande and Sykes confirmed their relationship in September, but now insiders confirm the opposite to Us Weekly. “They just weren’t into it anymore,” according to a source, not assigning blame to either 20-year old. The singer got together not long after releasing their duet “Almost Is Never Enough,” which was included on the The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones soundtrack. “He’s the sweetest. He’s amazing. I have to say, he’s one of the most talented vocalists I’ve ever heard in my life,” Grande gushed to Access Hollywood in an interview this fall. But a source close to the boy band crooner, says the couple “hardly ever saw each other,” citing hectic schedules for the split. We wish both the best of luck in all future dating endeavors.
Sure this is more my Irish Chirstmas But drunk Santa is pretty good, as long as he’s not touching boys and girls inappropriately as Santas do, even if the whole foundation of his existence…is pedophilia…we like to pretend his gifts aren’t “hush money”…but rather celebrating the birth of christ…because celebrating the birth of Christ through a totally unrelated pervert criminal…makes fucking sense…. What doesn’t make sense is why this neighbor hasn’t taken advantage of gun laws to put an end to this light/noise and raping Christmas pollution…. I’m fucking drunk on eggnog and it’s 11 am…I’m better than this…no…I’m not…
Photographer JEFF KOONS had the misfortunate experience of having the stare and deal with a nude Lady Gaga, and attempt to make her look appealing, by hiding her fucking face and focusing on her fit dancing monkey ass…and I can only assume the whole room smelled like death radiating from the depths of her soul through her vagina…cuz that’s what happens when the devil takes over your body… He released some of the outtakes, because why not milk it when you can, he probably made a lot of money cuz of the album cover and booked lots of jobs, she’s a big deal especially when naked…I just think we should celebrate his hard work in putting himself on the front lines like that…it couldn’t have been a good experience…like a pulitzer prize winning war photographer…but with more gore….
Kanye West has been enjoying many year-end accolades for his album “Yeezus,” which include two Grammy nominations. However, he has just been hit with a…