I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish us me luck! » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
Ya know, if we’d been forced to guess a theme for 2017, it almost certainly wouldn’t have been “orange semi-literate throwbacks to bygone decades undermining our national security goals,” and yet, here we are. First, Donald Trump chooses to take the word of a guy who’s spent the past three years living in the UK’s Ecuadorian embassy over the findings of 17 intelligence agencies. Now, Lindsay Lohan is jumping into the geopolitical fray as only she can: As an ISIS-sympathizing poet and possible Turkish spy ! The first indication that LiLo’s Manchurian Candidate chip has been activated came when she basically pledged her loyalty to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan in a bizarre television interview. When she started talking in a bizarre fake accent , we knew there was more in store. Now, Lindsay’s transformation into the Austin Powers to Angelina Jolie’s James Bond is complete, thanks to this weird ass poem to ISIS that she posted to Instagram today: The line that everyone has been seizing on today (and with good reason), is the one about “idle ISIS minds.” For one thing, now that Lindsay Lohan has called ISIS lazy you may want to keep a good several-hundred mile distance from her for the rest of her days, as she’s now a marked woman for life. We’re guessing someone warned her about that, and she thought they were talking about freckles. Lindsay says she wants to “fix” ISIS which sounds like the worst idea ever, but we say give her a shot. In all likelihood, the mission would result in her first film role that would actually be seen by a wide audience in over a decade. Yes, that was a beheading joke. We were under the impression that Trump had buried anything that could be described as PC in a shallow grave next to the Bill of Rights. Oh, that’s not til Jan 20? Our mistake! View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan We’ll have further updates on this story, including Lindsay’s inevitable pro-ISIS statement at gunpoint, which she be uploaded some time in the next 48 hours. Their crucial mistake was believing she could act.
Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it was the right thing to do – before gaining 1000 pounds like she was a Trump Pageant girl – before being called way worse things than Miss Piggy by more than just badly spray tanned men in Politics…but also by women…because women like to forget that they are catty bitches who call other bitches fat…all the fucking time…and do more damage for the women species than men do – since men just want to fuck……but that doesn’t matter…what matters is that she did a lingerie fashion show because she’s hot and looks hot because she is hot…in a world of fat, it’s nice to see not fat.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Sofia Resing was also there… The post Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it was the right thing to do – before gaining 1000 pounds like she was a Trump Pageant girl – before being called way worse things than Miss Piggy by more than just badly spray tanned men in Politics…but also by women…because women like to forget that they are catty bitches who call other bitches fat…all the fucking time…and do more damage for the women species than men do – since men just want to fuck……but that doesn’t matter…what matters is that she did a lingerie fashion show because she’s hot and looks hot because she is hot…in a world of fat, it’s nice to see not fat.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Sofia Resing was also there… The post Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s fashion week somewhere, and something I learned a long time ago was that there are nipples in fashion, they go hand in hand…. From the fashion magazines I used to jerk off to – because models are hot and buying fashion magazines wasn’t as obvious as buying porn magazines in an era of magazines…you could always just pretend you were gay and into design..but then again gay and into design in the late 80s usually got you beat up and left in a ditch…especially when you’re actually only reading the magazine for the nipples…. To fashion TV, which was a thing in Canada before the cable channels happened, every weekend there was an hour of fashion shows on the local channel and I’d obviously jerk off to it.. So I have a long legacy of cumming to fashion, which is why I always post fashion tits here, as porn, because I am seen as a porn site not a fashion site, and I’ve been posting this content as porn for a lot longer than most because I have a knowledge of the fashion world thanks to all those years of jerking off to it…making me a fashion blogger…without all the perks like making money… So this model is Anja Rubik…she’s got tits and she’s showing them like a stripper but more expensive than a stripper because all girls on stage always resort to showing tit…it’s what they do. The post Anja Rubik Tits at a Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Jamie Chung is – but apparently she does’t have nipples. I just googled her. She was o an MTV Show in 2004 called The Real World – back when reality TV was social media and these losers became celebrities from being on the show – getting invited to events and shit…while now they just have to post tit pics on instagram… Something I assume Jamie Chung, can’t do thanks to having no nipples…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Jamie Chung Has No Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jada Pinkett-Smith And Daughter Willow Attend Chanel Fashion Show The family that stunts together , stays together. As Willow Smith was just named Chanel’s newest brand ambassador, mom Jada joined the IMG model and sat front row at the Chanel fashion show during Paris Fashion Week: and naturally, the duo commanded the attention of the paparazzi: Hit the flip for more of Jada and Willow’s multi-generational slayage… Splash
10 People Who Disrespected Nick Cannon Nick Cannon is one of the most criticized and insulted celebrities around. For some reason, respect is hard to come by for Nick. He gets slandered by people all the time. Buddy just can’t win…unless we’re talking about women he chopped down. Take a look at the people he’s feuded with.
Lamar Odom Seen At Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 3 Fashion Show Lamar is back and better than ever! According to US Weekly the former NBA star who suffered a tragic overdose this past year is looking happy and healthy with the Kardashian klan at Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 3 Fashion event: Lamar Odom made his first official appearance after his hospitalization last fall, joining his estranged wife, Khloé Kardashian, and other Kardashian-Jenner family members at Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 3 Fashion Week show at Madison Square Garden in NYC on Thursday, February 11. As West unveiled the tracks from his upcoming album, T.L.O.P., Odom was clearly enjoying himself and nodding along to the rapper’s work. At one point, Kourtney Kardashian put her hands on Odom’s shoulders and sang along with Kendall Jenner. Throughout the entire spectacle, Odom had a wide smile on his face. Lamar Odom with Kanye West at the #YeezySeason3 fashion show! pic.twitter.com/alkEUp4CUz — NBA On Def Pen (@NBAOnDefPen) February 11, 2016 It was previously reported that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian boarded a private jet to NYC to join the family for Kanye’s big night. We hope Lamar can continue fighting his addiction and find peace even with the chaotic Kardashian family!
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