As you’d expect, the name Maria Fernanda is pretty fucking common in latin America and Spain, so there is no way for me to really track these tits down, which is too bad, because they are fucking awesome. I found a Maria Fernanda who was an old fat mom, another one in Mexico who was a typical travel influencer type…which means slut in bikinis at hotels….and another who was a Brazilian who does Cosplay…but I didn’t track down these specific tits…it’s like she’s lost in the clutter of the most common of names…while rocking the most amazing of tits that you’d expect to differentiate her from all the rest…and they probably willl because people like me like tits…and we have huge influence on who becomes famous…you know the street level marketers for them…that are more like the homeless guy in the bus shelter smearing his feces on the glass…but that doesn’t stop me from sharing this fine…this big titty amazing find….Maria Fernanda…let her climb that Wall you’re building …and fall right onto my face with that pussy hole…..am I right? Of course I’m right…just not necessarily all right/alright… The post Maria Fernanda Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So much has happened since Part 1 of the 90 Day Fiance Tell All special , but Part 2 aired on Sunday night. Notably, TLC’s censors stopped bleeping out obscenities about halfway through the broadcast, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Our favorite part was probably Leida and Eric getting scolded by just about everyone. Let’s start with, dare we say it, Colt and Larissa . We have had so, so much to say about Coltee and Larissa over this past week, in large part due to their bloody fight and divorce . Though this Tell All was filmed last year, the couple manages to take center stage there, too. Why? Because they are deeply controversial and not well-liked. When everyone returns to stage, Steven and Jonathan discuss the idea of not even responding to Colt and Larissa. Steven dismisses them as “trash,” and you know that you’ve f–ked up when Steven has the moral high ground. Larissa speaks about her arrest — at the time, she had only been arrested once, in June 2018. Since then, she has been arrested two more times. Colt expressed a fear that Larissa would be deported. For the most part, they could not speak out about it for legal reasons. Every attorney’s worst nightmare is for their client to go on television and say anything at all that could be used against them in court. That’s out of the way, and it’s time to address Eric and Leida . We’ve actually been chomping at the bit to talk about Eric and Leida, because Tasha was on the Tell All. Tasha is Eric’s 19-year-old daughter with whom he was roommates … until, at Leida’s insistence, he kicked her out of her own home. Tasha’s okay and living with friends, but things are extremely tense. In fact, Tasha tells (the incredibly patient) Shaun Robinson that she “doesn’t have” a relationship with her father anymore. She says that he broke off all ties with her. Eric counters: “That’s not true. All I said is that I have nothing to say until I get an apology.” Shaun asks the very understandable question: for what does Eric demand that Tasha apologize? Eric says that it’s for “the mess.” That’s right, this is all about the apartment being slightly cluttered when Leida first arrived. He also says that Tasha “lied” by saying that about half of the mess was her father’s. It sounds like Eric threw Tasha under the bus and is just doubling down on that story to appease Leida. Tasha’s response is to simply raise an eyebrow, while Kalani — a parent herself — turns to give Eric a look of wide-eyed judgment. Overall, Kalani really really has the best take on Eric’s whole situation. Eric seems to want his teenage daughter to both restructure her entire life for him — which parents expect their minor children to do. At the same time, he very clearly wants Tasha to be an adult when it’s convenient for him — paying bills and working. “You guys are wanting her to be an adult,” Kalani says. “And pay bills and do this.” But, as Kalani points out, if Tasha is an adult, she can have her room and, frankly, her home as messy as she damn well chooses. Eric put Tasha in a no-win scenario and he seems stubbornly willing to lose his entire family over it. But Eric dismisses Tasha (and Steven) and tries to fit as many anti-Millennial buzzwords as he can. Nice try, dude. Okay, so then there’s Kalani and Asuelu . Asuelu, as Kalani has noted, has a sassy side to him. He really does not like Colt and Larissa, and he is a generally friendly person. Asuelu ended the Tell All with a Samoan dance, which is incredibly charming but made some people uncomfortable. The line between “I am appreciating his culture” and “they made this man of color dance for their amusement” can be tricky. Either way, best of luck to Kalani and Asuelu, who are fan favorites and who are expecting their second son — another boy. Jonathan and Fernanda seemed all good, aside from when Jonathan had to sort of stiff-arm Jay away. Jay said some very flattering things about Fernanda as an example of class and beauty. Like … we’re not saying that he’s wrong, we’re just saying that he is literally married to Ashley and needs to tone down his horniness by at least 20%. Obviously, since this was filmed, Jon and Fernanda have split. Jon recently revealed that he has not spoken to Fernanda since December 22. She apparently said some things to him that he is not willing to forgive, and he considers their relationship over. That’s … sad. (Also, just to address worries, Colt referred to Fernanda as a “16-year-old bride,” but she was already 18 when she and Jonathan met) Ashley and Jay had a host of issues that were mostly dealt with in Part 1 of the Tell All. Jay cheated on Ashley, signing up for Tinder right after their wedding. She caught him cheating on FaceTime three days later. That’s a nightmare, but Ashley was kidnapped at 19 and is also battling lupus. She has bigger fish to fry than her cheating husband. She does sound unwilling to send Jay packing to Jamaica, which is very nice of her. But she’s also not willing to just stay married on paper for him to horndog around with other women. Steven and Olga weren’t both on the show, because of Steven dragging his feet when applying for Olga’s visa. That is still weird and will always be weird, but it’s not as bad as him getting jealous of his own baby over Olga’s attention. We will say that this part of the Tell All showed Steven’s better side. He made good points about Eric and Tasha (though anyone can look reasonable compared to Eric). Most importantly, the dude apologized to Olga at the end, over Skype. That is important. That’s growth. 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Tommie Lee is in major trouble with the law. And we mean MAJOR trouble with the law. The former Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta cast member, whose real name is Atasha Chizaah Jefferson, was indicted in Cobb County last Thursday on multiple felony charges. According to court documents, these charges include: Aggravated assault Child cruelty Battery Aggravated stalking Disrupting a public school And the details behind the charges only paint an even more horrific picture for Lee. She’s accused of going to her daughter’s middle school in October, walking into this child’s classroom unannounced and slapping her daughter on the hands with her purse strap. She’s also accused of slapping her across the face… dragging her down the hall by her hair… and throwing her into a metal locker. These alleged events took place on October 16 at Griffin Middle School in Smyrna, Georgia. Jefferson was arrested at the scene and made bail — but then she was then arrested again the very next day for violating a court order to stay away from this daughter. (As part of making bond, Lee was ordered to stay away from her daughter for an unknown period of time.) Per these same legal documents, Lee went home after leaving jail following the first arrest and the young girl was there. The cops then found Lee in the attic of this residence and took her into custody once more. Known for stirring up quite a bit of drama during her run on, the mother of two was arrested in July of 2018 after striking a valet operator outside of Atlanta hotspot Royal Peacock. She said previously that she had been arrested over a dozen times. And she also seemed proud of this fact. Just one day ago, on her most recent post on Instagram (where she has 3.5 million followers), Lee shared a picture of herself along with the caption: “Been through A storm and it turned me Into Ah G.” This is the photo affiliated with those inspiring words: “Half the time I’ve been on probation without going to prison,” Lee told VH1 upon joining the Love & Hip Hop cast in 2016, adding at the time: “Half the time I was put on probation but I was still a badass. I still would violate probation. I wouldn’t do community service, so [I] guess that you get booked again and [then] you got a whole new mug shot.” Lee’s next court date was not immediately available online. But if convicted on all seven charges she faces, the ex-reality star could face up to 54 years behind bars.
90 Day Fiance concluded its sixth season and began airing the Season 6 Tell All special . Part 1 was filled with drama, starting with Larissa and Colt dragging their heels and waiting until the last moment to walk onto the stage. Couples hashed out issues, from cheating to feuds. Stars and couples clashed over each other's outlandish behavior. Part 2 was teased and it looks like it may be even more bonkers than Part 1. Twitter was overflowing with hot takes and livetweets, and we dredged some of the best reactions for you here. 1. Larissa’s REAL issue is that she envies Fernanda Now, that’s unfair … cats don’t “infest” the home. They live there. They are innocents in all of this. 2. Don’t disturb Asuelu! A lot of people feel protective of Asuelu. He’s young and emotionally vulnerable and looks extremely cuddly. That’s all it takes. 3. A very funny moment Larissa’s tendency to tack an -ee sound onto the ends of words caught people’s attention from day one, but it’s very funny when she yells it at Fernanda in anger. 4. Larissa’s not the only villain this season Steven’s constant rudeness to Olga isn’t just upsetting to viewers — it makes people genuinely worried about their relationship 5. Kalani explained a gripe about Asuelu Asuelu didn’t send her any child support money before coming to the US. Some fans thought that it wasn’t a fair expectation. 6. 90 Day Fiance Season 6 Tell All Special Livetweets 06 View Slideshow
90 Day Fiance aired its season finale and viewers are already hyped for the Tell-All Special. But the finale itself had so much, including Jay Smith’s cheating scandal and a lot of family drama. Who actually made it to the altar? Take a look: Let’s start with Kalani and Asuelu, who are likeable enough even though they really should not have gotten married. These two had a lot of problems from the beginning. Their fling would never have become more than that if she hadn’t become pregnant. Kalani had baby Oliver and she and Asuelu resolved to marry … and now Kalani is pregnant again. So she spends a lot of her wedding day episode narrative hoping that her father won’t find out that she’s expecting her second child. (As you may recall, Asuelu refuses to wear condoms and says that they are for “slut people,” which is … really stupid) He doesn’t find out on screen, though he obviously knows about it now. Should these two have gotten married? No. Did they? Yes. Their wedding was as beautiful as the memes spawned from Asuelu’s crying. Next up, we have to talk about this season’s worst couple: Colt and Larissa. While most of the drama with Coltee and Larissa happened off-screen, plenty of their nonsense was caught on camera. These two did get married, despite Larissa’s (first) domestic battery arrest. Larissa got married in a wedding dress from Goodwill. There were more people from TLC, filming and producing the wedding, than there were actual guests. Considering the bride and groom themselves … that’s not really a huge surprise. Speaking of toxic relationships, let’s look at Eric and Leida. Admittedly, most of their drama was with Eric’s family, whom Leida seems to think he should foreswear. Leida’s dismissive attitude towards Eric’s children has earned her a lot of hate (deservedly) and some death threats (not cool). Despite Eric’s lack of financial resources, he and Leida did get married. His older daughters were not interested in watching this go down, but his youngest was there. For a comical twist, Eric forgot his pants just 35 minutes before the wedding. For possibly the first time, I sympathize with the guy — pants are nothing but leg-prisons. Eric immediately dashes any connection wtih viewers by toasting “everyone that showed up” to his wedding. Steven and Olga’s story really belonged on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days . Why? Because Olga gave birth in Russia, and this high-conflict couple spent their time in Russia. Steven’s open resentment of their child, Alex (that’s his name, regardless of what you heard on the show; it’s a long story), was yikes-worthy. So it was nice for viewers to see him leave Russia without Olga and without their baby. He was vowing to work on the K-1 Visa paperwork (it costs money, folks). Fans really, really hope that he gave himself a major attitude adjustment, too. Because, in real life, these two are still together. We will say that their social media posts seem extremely endearing. The secret is for Steven to not be talking while the camera is on. Jonathan and Fernanda’s wedding was almost as beautiful as the couple themselves. The one downside to their happy day was that Jonathan’s mother couldn’t attend, at the last minute. This wasn’t an issue with Fernanda or her youth. Jonathan’s grandfather was sick. Real life doesn’t pause for weddings, and Fernanda understood that. Fernanda also wished that her own mother could be in attendance. Also, Fernanda let it slip that she’s planning to have yet another wedding in Mexico, so it’s all good. Then there’s Jay and Ashley. Ashley caught Jay cheating on her, though he objects to that definition of “cheating.” The dude downloaded Tinder the instant that they got married. She caught him video chatting another girl the day ater their wedding. Ashley was understandably furious, which is probably why Jay is currently asking fans for cash . Jay is 20 and seems to have almost no impulse control. From day one, Ashley’s friends had warned her that he was going to cheat on her. We had all hoped that they were wrong. Who else is absolutely, unapologetically hyped for the Tell-All Special ? They’ll get into relationship issues, from Jay’s cheating to Steven’s absolutely repulsive attitude and the way that he speaks to Olga. But most of all, fans are looking forward to seeing how Larissa interacts with her castmates. Coltee may be good at putting on his condescending “nice voice” and at least pretending to be reasonable. Larissa has not pretended to be reasonable a day in her life, and cameras are not going to stop her. Get excited, folks. View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance Stars: How Much Are They Paid?
My latest Twitter girlfriend Fernanda Marin is back in a bikini again here, and actually, now that I think about it, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen her not in one. Not that I’m complaining of course, but I think it’s about time we took our relationship to the next level by me getting to see Fernanda not wearing a bikini — or anything else for that matter. Hey, I like to move fast. Otherwise, I get bored. Photos: Fameflynet
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