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Mayra Suarez Is Stunning!

I’ve done a handful of posts on Mayra Suarez by now, and pretty much the only thing I’ve been able to find out about the Mexican hottie is that her bikini pictures give me an almost instant pants fire. (And believe it or not, her lingerie pictures have the same effect.) Anyway, it’s not because there’s not much info out there on Mayra, but mostly because I see pictures like these and can’t be bothered to look at anything else. I mean, what’s the point? They’ve already got everything I need to know about Mayra, like what she looks like in a bikini from the front and the back. Everything else is just filler, so go ahead and enjoy getting to know her better. I know I have. » view all 11 photos

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Chicago Exxxotica Expo 2014 Pictures

Feel free to pretend like you didn’t already know this if your boss or girlfriend is around, but it was the 2014 Exxxotica Expo in Chicago over the weekend. And I figured since I do posts on amateur porn stars like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton all the time, I might as well do one on the pros too. Now I know I’ve been down on American porn stars and said they’re all ugly in the past, but maybe things are finally starting to turn around, since there’s actually a few cuties in here. That or maybe my standards are just lower. Either way, go ahead and enjoy, because this is about as SFW as these chicks get. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kristen Stewart Pretty Hot in Elle of the DAy

I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart….if anything she annoys me with her fame…because she’s not hot….and more importantly looks inbred…acts inbred….and probably is inbred….at least based on pics I once saw of her father……You see, she attached herself to something fucking huge, and in doing that made lots of money and secured her place in a bullshit industry, leading to never doing the porn she was destined to do that day she found out she loved the video camera back home on the trailer park…. Either way, she did a photoshoot, looked kinda hot in it, and I figured since I’d fuck anything, I might as well endorse imbred bitches who are popular…because lets face it, I got nothing else going on….

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Tricia Helfer Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve been drinking wine all morning… Here’s TRICIA HELFER a Canadian Farmer…turned model….who did campaigns for pretty much everyone…. including Playboy ….turned actor in Battlestar Galactica….in her bikini from last month…but I noticed shit posting up around the internet…including the stepFORUM and I figured since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pics anymore, and I’m forced to post twitter pics…this is the best I can do….37 year old f-list stars in blurry bikini pics who have more money than me…all thanks to tits…depressing…happy black history month…happy valentines day…it is right around the corner you know…kill me.

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Pot Trading Cards Celebrate High Achievements

Barry Bonds and A-Rod aren't the only heavy hitters who've got a trading card following. A Berkeley medical pot dispensary has released an attractive set of cards that allows stoners to compare high-scoring ganja varietals such as Afghani Goo and Grand Daddy Purple. “It was really just like an evolution of the labeling system,” says David Bowers, a manager at the Patient's Care Collective, a 10-year-old pot store on Telegraph Avenue. Introduced in March, the cards feature glossy photos of killer buds along with details about their defining traits and medical uses. A 10-pack sells for $7. Of course, unlike standard medical marijuana cards, the trading-card versions don't give their holders the legal right to purchase pot. But anyone in the market for a nickel bag of funk might consult them to learn about the increasingly sophisticated effects and flavors of California's designer weed. Grand Daddy Purple has a “rich fruity and sweet scent like grape pixie sticks” and is “very relaxing and good for sleeping.” While the laid-back crowd might best avoid OG Kush, an “extremely pungent and skunky” plant that has psychoactive effects that “can be almost too strong for some patients.” Many of the cards read like a cross between a wine label and a bottle of Asprin, reflecting marijuana's double-edged allure as a medicine and agent of hedonism. (California voters will get a chance to legalize recreational marijuana in November). The Jack Herer variety, named after a leading pot activist, is “peppery and spicy, with a tough of tropical fruit.” It's also “clear, focused, energetic and motivating . . . A good strain for when you have to medicate during the work day.” Critics consider marijuana cards to be the reefer version of tobacco company R.J. Reynold's Joe Camel. “Using slick, full-color cards to glamorize marijuana is an overtly cynical attempt to promote marijuana use to children while turning a profit for yourself,” former California Attorney General Dan Lungren wrote along with 21 other state AGs in a 1998 letter to the now-defunct, San Francisco-based In-Line Trading Cards and Magazines, which had produced a set of “Hemp Cards” that were sold in retail stores. Bowers says that the Patient Care Collective only sells its cards at the dispensary and marijuana trade shows. http://motherjones.com/riff/2010/09/trading-cards-celebrate-pots-highest-rankers added by: pjacobs51

Some Erotic Addidas Promo Video of the Day

I saw this Adidas video and figured since Soccer is going nuts, or at least the Eurotrash in this city are going nuts for Soccer and everywhere I look I see bitches in Soccer Jerseys, and I’d much rather see them stripping the shit off, unless they aren’t actually bitches but jus dainty men who look like bitches because spending more time doing his hair than a stripper before her first out of town show and squeezing into tight pants is the European way… Unfortunately, Adidas aren’t paying me to post this shit, but I figure when they give to the community of perverts by taking our World Cup fetishes to another level, they deserve the free press, and it’s not like anyone actually reads my site anyway..

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Lake Bell Gives You a Taste of How She Made it in America of the Day

I was expecting this clip to be a lot more breast, because when I first saw it from a distance, I thought her bra was just her bare pink tits and figured since this show is like a poor version of Entourage and it is on HBO, that was created by the same people as Entourage, there would be some fuckin’ nipple, since everyone knows people trying to make it in the world, who haven’t already made it in the world, are usually willing to fuck guys they think will help them get to where they are going…I don’t care how wholesome the bitch is, girls are drawn to power, money and justify fucking the boss as something legit, when really it’s clearly for life advancement…. I was going to say that Lake Bell sucked dick to the top and this was a glimpse into how she made it, but then I hit up her Wikipedia and realize that she’s still a work in progress and hasn’t quite hit as big as she possibly can, so I assume there is a lot more suckin’ in her…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Lake_Bell_How_to_Make_It_in_America.flv

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