Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG’s Caption Contest! Today’s image comes from last Friday’s episode of Kris Jenner’s talk show, when Kanye West revealed the first EVER North West photo . Aww! Yes, the spawn of ‘Ye and Kim Kardashian is a real cutie, but this picture offers limitless potential. What do you think would be a great caption for it? Just leave comment(s) with your best caption(s) for North West’s long-awaited public debut below! Go to it! A winner will be announced Friday . Good luck …
Kate Upton who?!? In a clear challenge to that swimsuit model for the title of Sexiest Summer Starlet, Ashley Greene has posed for the August issue of Esquire and, by doing so, has issued a warning to men around the world: Forget Breaking Dawn . You’ll soon be breaking a sweat all over your keyboard… In an interview with the magazine, Greene talks about landing the role of Alice Cullen in The Twilight Saga and how she wasn’t prepared for it when she first started her acting career. “In my second year in Los Angeles, when I was eighteen, I wasn’t getting any bookings so I stopped going out, stopped partying,” she says. “It was a matter of getting to the work. I had to focus.” We understand. If you’ll now excuse us, we need to focus intently on this spread of Ashley Greene photos .
Kate Middleton, the People’s Princess, is a down-to-earth girl by all accounts … except in this taxi commercial from China that parodies her as the opposite. In the clip, a Kate lookalike stands outside with a fax Prince William and Queen Elizabeth II, complaining, “I didn’t marry royalty to schlep around in a taxi.” They do look a bit like Will and Kate, too. The Queen impostor? Not so much. Panda Cabs Commercial Spoofs Kate Middleton William attempts to reason with his beautiful wife, “But darling, Granny is right. The commoners want to see us tightening our belts and all that.” “Rubbish, people want to see that they can be like us if they just work hard,” Kate responds. The Queen then mockingly asks, “Like you did?” Ohhh! “Now, now, Granny,” William says. “We all know that it’s I who fell for Kate.” “That’s right, I didn’t even fancy him at first,” the faux Kate Middleton says. “Don’t you remember? You had to practically beg me for my phone number.” Fortunately, of course, Wills had Panda Cab on speed-dial. Within seconds, a car appears, whisking the trio away to the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.
Pregnant Snooki is preparing hardcore for her impending arrival. She’s quit drinking, she’s cut back on partying and she’s no longer tanning. She’s even getting practice with a stroller … transporting a 30-pack of Coors Light. If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words … Sporting hot pink shades, a big brown shirt reading BOSS and her growing baby bump, Snooki looked more or less like her usual strollin’ in Seaside Heights, N.J. The beer was (hopefully) just a joke, or for one of her Jersey Shore cohorts. “It’s different because now I’m not drinking,” said the star recently. “Pregnancy made me grow up a lot.” Just wait until that little horny baby is born … Got a great caption for this amazing Snooki pic? Leave it as a comment below! We’ll post our favorite one with the photo tomorrow!
Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest , where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below! Today’s subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption? You tell us! Just click “Comments” and send in your caption(s) – as many as you like. We will announce the winner on Monday . Best of luck … go to it:
Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest , where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below! Today’s subject? Golfing / adultery / sexting legend Tiger Woods . What could he be saying / doing here? What would make a great caption? You tell us! Just click “Comments” and send in your caption(s) – as many as you desire. We will announce your winner and honorable mentions tomorrow. Best of luck …
Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest , where THG readers try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below! Today’s subject? Angelina Jolie , who’s reading the paper and rolling her eyes. We can only imagine what she’s reading or what’s going on in her head. What would be a great caption for this picture? You tell us! Just click “Comments” and send in your caption(s) – you can submit as many as you like. We’ll announce the winner tomorrow. Good luck …
