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Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: Trust No One

Last night on Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 5, custody fights were the name of the game for three of the four ladies of MTV’s reality hit. Oh, and man alive, what an ugly game it’s become. Watch Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 5 Online Picking up where last week left off, Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 5 saw more trouble in otherwise smoking hot land of Chelsea Houska. In South Dakota, we found Adam Lind, Chelsea Houska’s baby daddy, sometime criminal and possible steroid addict, up to no good again. Dude had their daughter Aubree leave a sad voicemail for his other baby mama, begging her to let them see his other daughter, Paislee. Luckily, Taylor Halbur and Chelsea Houska discussed this, and ended up bonding over their troubles – and custody battles – with the jailbird. The episode also continued a recurring theme in West Virginia, where we saw Leah Messer and Corey Simms HAVE AT IT over custody. “Get your s—t together and do what you’re supposed to do and there will be no issues, you’re a fake-ass mom right now,” he said. “Shut up!” Leah screamed back, not helping her cause as her children looked on. “Stop running your mouth. That’s all you do.” “Are the kids around while you’re cussing like that?” Corey asked, reasonably. “’Cause they tell me you say the F-word all the time.” Corey Simms and Leah Messer’s fight was not the first, or last of its kind, as he recounted to his current wife, Miranda Patterson: “There’s no talking to her. There should never be an excuse as to why she canceled therapy. That’s the stuff that’s pissing me off.” “Why are the kids telling me that Mommy and Jeremy fight so bad that they get scared and hide in the laundry room?” Simms asked. “I believe my kids more than I’ll ever believe her.” Corey Simms to Leah Messer: You’re a Fake A– Mom! Meanwhile, Barbara Evans received the court papers filed by Jenelle to reclaim custody of her son Jace, and this did not go over well. The two then predictably jawboned about it. Barbara told Jenelle she couldn’t see Jace since they were heading to court and didn’t want to “upset” him, leading Jenelle to scream: “I want to know how come some weekends it’s okay for me to have him and then the second you get pissed off you hold him from me.” Babs tried to explain. Jenelle went OFF. “You know what? F–k you dude. I’m so done with you. And when I get custody of Jace back, you will not see him,” she told her mom. “For as long as you f–king held him from me for. I’m done with this. Go ahead get a lawyer because guess what, sweetheart?” “I’m going to test clean. I’m going to school.” Dude. Fiance Nathan Griffith seemed to take Barbara’s side, which Jenelle didn’t love, even though he made some surprisingly valid points: Jenelle Evans to Mom: Lawyer Up, Sweetheart! “He’s been living there for the last 4-5 years. You can’t just rip a child out of a home without slowly transitioning him into another home.” “Just because she does something wrong,” Nathan sagely added of Barbara, “doesn’t mean you have to do something wrong.” It’s good advice, even if it was lost on her. Maybe Nathan should call up Kailyn Lowry, who was reeling from her own domestic woes. When Kail revealed she was going to California for a weekend with her friend’s family, husband Javi Marroquin said that would be fine. Or not. Javi started BLOWING UP her phone the second she arrived, getting into it with her over heated texts, and some of them harsh too. “Your kids are here. You don’t need to stay that long. You are a bad mom. You need to think about your family,” Javi wrote to his wife. Dick. “I’m at a point where I’m only worried about my kids,” Lowry told her friend in Cali. “I don’t need a husband. I don’t need any man.” “I’m not going to sit here and spend 10 years of my life trying to make it work if it’s just not going to work. It’s like a broken record.” “I can’t help it that my relationship with my husband is so f–ked up. I don’t even want to go home to him because I’m so upset.” Kailyn dialed home and gave her man a piece of her mind: “I can’t even come home and make this work. I’m so f–king humiliated.” “Thank you so much for ruining friendships and ruining people who are important to me,” she added, and she’s not even home yet. Stay tuned. Kailyn Lowry UNLOADS on Javi Marroquin in Teen Mom 2 Sneak Peek

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Jennifer Aniston: Who Was Her Maid of Honor?!?

Details continue to pour in regarding  Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s surprise wedding on Wednesday. We know it took place at the couple’s mansion in Bel Air. We know it was attended by about 75 guests. And now we know which of those guests served as Aniston’s Maid of Honor. It was Courteney Cox! The former Friends star stood by her ex-colleague’s side while tattoo artist Scott Campbell (who is married to Lake Bell) was chosen as Theroux’s Best Man. Other well-known names who were by the famous couple’s side when Aniston and Theroux got married included the following: Lisa Kudrow, Chelsea Handler, Jason Bateman, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Tobey Maguire, Jennifer Meyer and Jimmy Kimmel. The stars fooled their famous friends by inviting them initially to what they claimed would be a birthday party for Theroux. In the end, however, Sia performed “Chandelier” after the couple exchanged rings (which were designed by Meyer) and the celebration lasted till 3 a.m. Reports indicate that Cox was the last guest to leave. Join us in sending Jen and Justin our very best wishes and relive their road to the altar below. Congrats to the newlyweds! View Slideshow: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux: A Romantic Rewind

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Dwayne Johnson Throwback Photo is Possibly the Greatest Thing Ever

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson knows how to amaze us with his Throwback Thursday photos, as we saw with his mom jeans, gold chain and fanny pack . How do you top that? You can’t … but he came pretty close. Long before he was The Rock, Dwayne Johnson wasn’t always the coolest guy growing up, as the star reminds us candidly and amusingly. This latest shot from his teenage years is just … everything. “By the time I was 16 yrs old, I had already enrolled in four high schools across the country due to being evicted and lil’ trouble with the law,” he writes. “I was also 6’4 225 lbs, rockin’ a dead caterpillar on my lip (aka the porn ‘stache) and all the kids in school thought I was an undercover cop.” “I looked like a mutated, yet handsome SOB of a man child.” The 43-year-old notes, “Plus in Nashville I was already hangin’ out in honey tonk dive bars on Music Row and hustlin’ cars from crackheads.” He clearly went on to make quite a career for himself, but he’s never forgotten his humble, awkward and sometimes misguided beginnings. All the more reason to freaking love the guy, isn’t it?! View Slideshow: Celebrity Throwback Photos: What’s Changed?

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Courtney Stodden Does PETA At Comic-Con

I have no clue why my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden stood outside Comic-Con in superhero body paint handing out PETA literature, or where anyone would’ve gotten the idea that nerds would want a vegan cookbook. But it doesn’t matter. Because anything that involves putting Courtney’s massive funbags on display is definitely my kind of publicity stunt. Now, I know some of you geeks out there might write in and say that this doesn’t look exactly like whoever’s costume in Issue number who-the-hell-cares, and you’re probably right. Because I bet this is 1000x hotter. So just shut up and enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

First Ever BMX Quad Backflip

What Jed Mildon just accomplished is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Continue reading

Taylor Swift and her Leather Skirt of the Day

I feel like I am being brain washed by the Taylor Swift campaigns her team has been putting on for the last bunch of years, because for some reason I am actually look at her like she’s a sexual object, the way I am supposed to look at her, despite Diplo saying she has no ass, because she’s still got legs and a vagina and that’s good enough for me… I don’t know if I like that she’s mind fucked the world…or if I just like her legs…or maybe I just like that she lets dudes plow through her… I just know I like it and that’s all I need to know.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Malakul Teaches You How to Selfie of the Day

Sara Malakul is probably best known for a bunch of low budget, b-movies, available exclusively on Netflix, but that doesn’t mean she’s not the greatest thing to walk the earth, and I am not just saying that because of her great tits, it just means it’s a competitive world and you need to take what is yours when you can get it…and you never know, one may go viral… That said, she’s based in LA, but out of Thailand and like any girl in Thailand I meet or see, I must ask myself whether I would still go through with it if I found out she she was a pre-opp tranny….and I probably would…because she’s just that hot….. Enough of that – look at the pics. Featured in THE HUNDREDS

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Kate Upton on Curves: I Was BEGGING For These Things!

Kate Upton’s curves are perhaps the greatest thing ever to grace the Internet, if not all of human civilization. Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration. Still, they’re worth discussing, and she’s appreciative of them as well. The supermodel discusses her famous body in the new issue of Elle UK and opens up about how she reacts when people try to label her “healthy.” “When I first started modeling, I was a normal catalog model,” the 22-year-old stunner says, “then, I became a woman, and I was really excited.” You have no idea, Kate. “I’m from Florida, where it’s all about bathing suits … You are ugly if you don’t have a curvy body. And I didn’t have one, and then I got one, and thought, ‘Yessss!'” Again. No. Idea. “Then people say: “Oh, wow, you’re healthy.’ And [I’m] like, ‘Wait … what?” Upton says of her weight. “I’ve been begging for this body my whole life!'” What she wasn’t begging for was the attention from men. After landing her first ever Sports Illustrated cover in 2012, Kate admitted she “felt terrible.” Being ogled wasn’t on her radar screen, but she’s learned to live with it and become the It Girl of modeling for three years running, with no end in sight. While Kate Upton bikini photos are what she’s known for, she’s branched out with countless other fashion magazines and campaigns, and even acting. 22 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs 1. Working Her Abs Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.

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Scratch and Sniff on the Bus of the Day

Some babe I know posted this on Instagram, I didn’t bother asking her if this was her mother or friend and they were just being silly…I didn’t bother asking her if she even shot this video…I did however thing some fat old crazy lady on the bus scatching her pussy and sniffing her fingers…was the greatest thing of all fucking time…If I took the bus, and didn’t feel above the bus, since I prefer not leaving the house…this is exactly what I would want to experience…only I’d be the one sniffing the fingers…amazing…

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Lindsay Lohan See Thru Shirt of the Day

I don’ know how accurate this virgin loser nerd photoshop job is on Lindsay Lohan’s black top…but it looks like I can see a little nipple and I guess that’s enough to get yourself a post here on Drunkenstepfather.com, cuz nipple on great tits, without a bra is all I need….Sure the virgin loser nerd photoshop job is almost hysterical…you know cuz I visualize the motherfucker doctoring these to release to the masses, so proud of his work….pathetic in a “I dont’ get pussy way” and I guess that’s why I’m endorsing him…cuz sometimes that pat on the back, or recognition when all else in life wrongs you….is all you need to keep going…. I don’t even really know when these pics were taken…but I’m thinking recentlry….her face all bloated…and lovely… To See THe Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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